The Make a Fanfic Game XD

[Rsandee]

Rayman: NO WAFFLES!!???

And more bunnies commited suicide.....

Reflux: DIE
Rayman: why?
Reflux: why what? WHY ARE I EVEN IN THIS STORY???

[Serza5]

Rayman : because you can!
Reflux : Oh ok *kills some rabids*
Rayman : why you kill them?
Reflux : you said I can
Rayman : no I said you can be in this story
Indiana Jones Rabbid : SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAP!

[Razorbeard]

Reflux: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Reflux yells so loud that it shakes the planet

God: Ive told you a million times! SHUT THE F*** UP OR I'LL TURN YOU IN TO THE POLICE, KILL YOU, AND MAKE YOU EAT DIRT!

Rayman: ...

God: Beat me at Rayman Raving Rabbids 2 Snail Racing and ill give you my pants.

Rayman: Ok

a few hours later

God: F*** this snail its too slow

Rayman: Shake your Wii remote

God: Ah

Homer Simpson: O.K. who wants waffles?

Everyone, except Rayman: I do! I do! I do!

Rayman: Who the hell said you could be in this story?

Jesus: Daddy!

God: Shut up!

Homer: *cries*

2 b randomly continued

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It dosent get any more randome then that

[Serza5]

Jesus : Daddy can I have waffles?
God : no
Jesus : why?
God : they are not holy waffles
Jesus : AWWWW why does everythinh have to bee holy
God : 'cuz
Rayman : shut up -.-
Jebus : WTF?
God : JEBUS I thought I told you to stay in hell!!!! with yer real father
Jebus : They don't have them waffles there.
God : STOP BEING SUCH A HILL BILLY
Jebus : but I am a hill billy yall!
Globox : Rayman am I a hill billy?
Rayman : GLobox...your not a hill billy...

[Razorbeard]

rayman: that guys a hillbilly! *points to Gad*

Gad: Hav u seen mah sun Jebus?

Jebus: Daddy!

Jesus: Unholy uncle!

God: Unholy b****!

Gad: I will kick your ass at Rayman Arena for that!

*many hours later*

God: Mah electroshpere kicks you robopirate ass!

Gad: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Globox: Aaaaaaaaa AAAAHHHHHHH!

Andre: Whatd i miss?

Globox swallowed Andre, then a bunny jumped of the Empire State Building, around witch many New York Times reporters have gathered.

Reporter Number 1: Is that a bunny?

Reporter #2: Its got a toilet plunger!

Reporter#1: Its...

Superman Rabbid: DAH DAH DAAAHHH!

Superman: I will kill that rabbid!

Underdog:You wont wanna

Superman rabbid then killed everyone near the building, and god had to kill the rabbid, but Polokus said what the hell r u doing?

Polokus: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, GOD!?!

2 B CONT

[Serza5]

God : i'm on ma vacation
Polokus : o really hen?
God : ya porky
Polokus : who ya calling porky? women love ma moobs
God : w..wh..what?
Polokus : ya and you're just an anorexic bitch!
God : I'LL ＧＥＴYOU FOR THIS
Gad : Oh stop it now brother
God : B..but!
Gad : Say sorry to the real god
God : But he...
Gad : brother!
God : i'm sorry Polokus
Polokus : say you love ma moobs bitch
God : I...I love you're moobs
Gad : Ha ha you love moobs!

[Razorbeard]

then god died and Jesus took over as God of Earth

polokus: i smell waffells

Homer Simpson: Polokus, go have a cigarrette these are MY waffles

Polokus: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!

And then Polokus stole Razorbeard's Grolgoth and killed Homer, then ate the waffles

Random hobo: Yer a dumbass crappa, boy

2 b cont

[Serza5]

Jebus : HEY! those were MY waffles
Polokus : too late, I ate them
Jebus : DAD do something!
Gad : I can't....
Jebus : WHY?
Gad : because.... because I love him, son i'm not your dad i'm your mum!
Rayman : wow....that's fucked up

[Razorbeard]

God: Well i married the barbie doll!

Polokus: Oh fuck i wanted to marry her!

Jesus: I never liked barbies...

God: Then die!

Then god killed jesus

To Be Continued F***ingly

[Serza5]

Rayman : you killed your own son?
God : serves him right
Gad : well.....
God : well what?
Gad : never mind
God : what is it?
Gad : ............ Polokus............... will you marry me?
Polokus : no
Gad : wha.... why Ploly?
Polokus : 'cuz I have Ly and Betilla
Betilla and Ly : No you don't!
Polokus : yes I do! you can't deny my sexy moobs

[Razorbeard]

then they dissapeared, only to be awaken by the smae person who woke polokus, only there are 82 masks to find

polokus: f***

gad: wel...

polokus: NO!

then polokus killed gad, and god killed polokus, and rayman killed god

Globox: Yay!

then jesus and god fell out of the sky and landed on globox

globox: ow my face

then i came by

me: would anyone like to be a new robopirate recruit?

Jesus: I DO!!!

God: no you dont!

Jesus: but daadd...

God: I said no!

Jesus:

and then jesus kicked god in the ...

god: AAAAAARRRRRGHHHH!

Then jesus joined the robo pirates

2 be continued?

[Serza5]

Jesus : YAY i'm a robo-pirate! What do I get to do?
Razorbeard : You get to clean the toilets
Jesus : but im...
Razorbeard : I don't care who you are just go clean them
Rayman : but you're metal you don't......
Razorbeard : you don't want to know what we do
Globox : EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW metal poo-poos
Princess Ray Ray : did we really need that Globox?
Globox : I was just saying Daisy :3
Princess Ray Ray : I'm not Daisy
Globox : Whatevs
Rayman : Well let's go get those 82 masks....
Globox : Why?
Rayman : Why not?
Globox : O.K. let's go!
Rayman and Globox : SUPER RAYMAN BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!

[Razorbeard]

then The guardian of the COBD (he will be adressed as Jano for the fanfic) came and said...

Jano: You need the elixir of Death for that name.

Rayman and Globox: aw...

Rayman: hmm... THINK FAST!

then rayman threw a fist at Jano.

Globox: run for it!

Rayman: Hey, look! The first mask!

then globox ate it.

Rayman: was that really nessesary?

Globox: it tastes like CHEEEESSEEE

Waluigi: CHEESE??

2 be continued... or else

[Serza5]

Globox : Ya cheese
Rayman : well it was yellow...but that doesn't matter Globox get it back
Globox : *barfs up the mask*
Rayman : did we really....never mind at least we have it
Globobx : Rayman look there's the next one! It looks like a cracker!
Rayman : Globox don't eat it
Globox : awws
Rayman : where's the next one?
Jano : In the cave of CUTE dreams
Rayman : C...CUTE?
Jano : yes, the place filled with deserts and fruits and all things cuddly
Rayman : O.e i...uh....
Globox : OOOOOOOOOH i'll go i'll go I LOVE desert!
Jano : very well I will take you there
Rayman : Globox, don't eat the mask...
Globox : don't worry, I won't

Globox gets teleported to the cave of cute dreams, landing on his bottom.

Globox : Owwwwwwwwwww my... ooooooooooooooooh pretty tree! it has chocolate on it! *eats the tree*

[Razorbeard]

but the tree had the mask in it, and rayman had to come there cuz Globox was choking on it.

then globox spat up the mask, along with any remaining masks

Waluigi: Waluigi win!

Wario: Waluigi lose!

Rayman then killed Waluigi and Wario.

Globox: Now what?

Rayman: Give me mask after mask, and ill put them on that odd stand.

After all masks have been given to Rayman, Ly and Betilla woke up, but were captured by Robopirates, and one of them was Jesus.

Duh duh duuuuuuhhhh....

2 b cont.

[MLII]

Jesus. Is . a. Robopirate?
If I said that in Religous Studies class...
Hmm. Might do that...



Uh...hang on...

No. No insperation.

[spiraldoor]

You seriously need to resize your signature.

[MLII]

...

[MLII]

Thanks a lot. I guess I'll just work on impressing you from now on. Thanks for reminding me I'm not perfect.

[Cairnie]

I know you're only 10 but listen - if you're being asked to do something like resizing a sig, please don't take it personally OK? We all make mistakes but we learn from them too.