You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Serza5]

..Rayman starts shooting the screen

[CheatCat]

...The screen starts shooting Rayman! Or wait, it already do that in the Razoff level...
...Piggybank shots Rayman with their gems and lums.
...Turtles shots Rayman with their shells.
...Rats shots Rayman with their...
...You think the turtles is koopas.

[Serza5]

...you try and find power star instead of power canisters

[CheatCat]

...You search for a muchroom when Rayman has been shrink by an elf or a shoe.

[Serza5]

...you need a bullet bill in RM

[CheatCat]

...You think the antitoons is goompas.
...You think the hoodlums is goompas.
...You think Reflux is a goompa.
...Rayman can't find his bodyparts.

[El Dango]

...Rayman starts swearing.

[Razorbeard]

... you die when Betilla gives you the graab power

... you think you win when you press the "Finish" button for the Rayman 2 installation

... you need to know the definition for the letter T so you can make sence out of 'Rayman 2: The Great Escape'

... you think Razorbeard is a lum

... you kill lums because you think there razorbeard

... you kill the first mask

... you kill the second mask

... you kill the third mask

... you kill the fourth mask

... the four masks killl you

... the plum kills you

... tings kill you

... you kill you

... you are allergic to everything that exists in Rayman's World

... you cant find the fifth mask

[El Dango]

...you end up in a robo-pirate party.

[Serza5]

...you don't break the cage 'cuz you think teensies are evil
...you try to collect black lums in R2
...you think tings are lums
...you try and get life statues in R2
...you collect 100 lums and wonder why you don't get an extra life

[Razorbeard]

... razorbeard kills you while you look for the crows in the Crow's Nest

... you dont know what you are supposed to do with the fist ball in R2

... you wonder why Mr Dark doesnt eat the candy

... you dont know why Razorbeard isnt out of the Grolgoth

... you cant pass the first level in Raymans 2 and 3

[Serza5]

...you think the electric barriers don't kill you

[CheatCat]

...You think the lava neither kill nor hurt you.
...You think lava is grass.
...You think grass is lava.
...You are afriad of lava in The Fairy Council.
...You are afriad of lava in The Summit Beyond the Clouds.

[Razorbeard]

... You are afraid of lava in The Woods of Light

[El Dango]

...you jump, and get smashed into the ground while landing.

[Serza5]

...you jump and bump your head on the cieling

[CheatCat]

...you jump and fall thought the ground.
...Antitoons play football with Rayman body.

[Serza5]

...everyone starts playing basketball with Rayman's body
...you think Rayman needs more romance and start making Rayman kiss the nearest creature too him

[Fat_Mario]

...Ly f... (fools, yes fools) Rayman

[Serza5]

...the Magician gets so bored he starts going out with Betilla
...Ly gets so bored she starts going out with Murfy