You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Fat_Mario]

...Betilla don't give you new power
...you think Rayman helps Mario and Luigi in Hotel Mario
...you try to find yellow/green/blue/purple lums in Rayman 3
...Rayman's shoe kill him in shoe vs. shoe minigame

[Serza5]

...you need a permanent power fist

[CheatCat]

...You need a hospital.
...Yoou need a grave.

[Shawn]

When you think it's a graphical glitch that Rayman is limbless.

[Serza5]

...you try to make Rayman grow limbs

[Razorbeard]

... you forget that you are in the bush in the Canopy level in R2, and you begin looking for rayman
... you got French Fries instead of the golden fist
... You watch Ice Age and Ice Age 2 because you think Rayman and Globox are in it

[Serza5]

...you ask disney to make a Rayman movie

[El Dango]

...you fall from The Buccaneer and land on Ly.

[Razorbeard]

... you get killed by red lums

... the Teletubbies are a Rayman character

[Serza5]

...you crash into the starship enterprise

[El Dango]

...you get captured by pirates in Rayman 3.

[CheatCat]

...A Teletubbie kills you.
...You buy a Super Mario game, becuse you think you can play as Rayman.
...the lava kills Rayman in the hall of doors.

[Serza5]

...you get captured by Antitoons in R2
...you make Rayman sing instead of fight

[Razorbeard]

... i manange to kill you when i knock over that tower thingy in the Crows Nest

[Serza5]

...a robo-pirate pushes you off a cliff

[spiraldoor]

...you fall from The Buccaneer and land on Ly.

...while she's in the shower

[El Dango]

...you don't know how to make Rayman stop running.

[Serza5]

...you need a gun, a BIG gun

[CheatCat]

You need an atom bomb.

[El Dango]

...you shoot at the dancing mushrooms.