Fanfic: What do you mean I'm not human?

[MLII]

What's that supposed to mean? Hello? Confused Rayman addict here...
No, really...

[Shawn]

Oh, oops. I was talking to El Dango, but you posted right before I did.

[Cairnie]

Eh I've watched 15-rated films like Look Who's Talking when I was like 4.

And Spiral, you piss people off because you're always starting drama over the slightest thing.

@MLII: As Shawn said, seriously ignore others that are just being blatantly rude, even if this is the third fanfic you've written that seems to start without Rayman characters. That's not to say that it isn't well written though, you write a lot better than even people that are older than me! I just think it would save you a lot of trouble if you keep your fanfictions well planned beforehand, that's the best advice I can give you really.

[El Dango]

@MLII: As Shawn said, seriously ignore others that are just being blatantly rude, even if this is the third fanfic you've written that seems to start without Rayman characters.

You know what? There should be a section where you can post non-Rayman artworks.

[MLII]

Okay, my third fic. The girl in this is named after Sharmilla Sandhya, one of my friends. (Well, they share first names. The surname goes to another friend of mine.) The fic also jumps between first and third person.

Chapter One: Sharmilla

I looked in the mirror, and speculated. I guess I'd better tell you what happened.
I never knew my parents. I used to live with my great-aunt,as I had no other relations I knew of. But then my great-aunt died.
She'd already planned out my future...
I sorted out my hair, looking at myself one more time. I was going to go to a new school in a different place. I didn't really have friends at my last school.
But I still didn't want to go to this one.
This school would even have a different format. They didn't bother to tell the school I would be there. Apparently I'd have to go straight to the head, who'd introduce me to the rest of the class.
Nice. Really...nice.
NOT.
I suddenly thought of something. The Social Services would soon be aware of me. The school didn't expect me. Should I run away...?
*
Some time later, I'm on my way to the school, in my old uniform. When I got there, I'd get a new one. I'd just got in the door when I suddenly had a stabbing pain in my back.
I pulled my denim jacket off and noticed there was something protruding from my blouse. That had ripped a hole in it. I looked over my shoulder and froze.
I had wings.
I quickly pulled my denim jacket back on and ran out of the building. I didn't know what had happened. But I still decided to try something. I carefully pulled my jacket off and flapped my newly acquired wings.
And sailed right up in the air.
"Oh wow!" I yelled, twirling around in the air. I just couldn't comprehend it. I'm just Sharmilla Lockheart, fourteen, and flying. Literally.
Unfortunately, I was flying for a little too long.
I didn't know I was falling until I looked down.
I screamed, desperately trying to flap my wings. Nothing. I hit the ground with an outstanding force.
Okay, the end of the first chapter. If no=-one replies by tomorrow I'll just type the second part anyway.

[Xenon]

@MLII: As Shawn said, seriously ignore others that are just being blatantly rude, even if this is the third fanfic you've written that seems to start without Rayman characters.

You know what? There should be a section where you can post non-Rayman artworks.

The Off Topic board

[Shawn]

...r-really? I can do that?!

[MLII]

I'd better get on with the fanfic part. By the way, this part starts with Ly. And it's third person.

Chapter Two: "I'd better get the hang of this flying thing."

Ly the fairy was not always well equipped for surprises. Sure, she had been surprised before, but that didn't mean she expected it. So she was kind of startled to, while she was taking a walk through the Dream Glade, see a rather strangely-dressed fairy crash to the ground in front of her.
"OW." muttered the fairy into the grass. "Oh my god that...uh!" She straightened herself up, not noticing Ly. "I'd better get the hang of this flying thing."
"Are you.. okay?" asked Ly, who had not expected a freefalling fairy to disturb her half-hour of sanity.
"Yeah fine...uh...why...have you got...a...tail?"
Ly sighed.
"Never mind." said the fairy. "Ohh, nice catsuit. Must be a Primark pretty close to here then."
"A what?"
"Primark. The...shop?"
Ly was now totally confused.
"Ah. You must have got it from M&S. I didn't know they did catsuits!"
"Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about!"
"Where am I, exactly?"
"The Dream Glade."
"The...Where the hell is the Dream Glade? Am still I on Earth?"
"Come on." Ly guessed she'd better take this girl to meet Globox and the others. She could only imagine Raymans' reaction...
"I'm Sharmilla, by the way. You?"
Ly sighed again.
"I'm Ly."
"Oh, nice name. It's actually a boys' name where I come from but I'm not complaining!"

Okay, next part tomorrow.

[MLII]

I'm gonna have to go now 'cos it's ten at night and my parents are gonna kill me. I'll prob'ly next be on here at about 12:00 noon tomorrow.

[El Dango]

@MLII: As Shawn said, seriously ignore others that are just being blatantly rude, even if this is the third fanfic you've written that seems to start without Rayman characters.

You know what? There should be a section where you can post non-Rayman artworks.

The Off Topic board

You mean we should just post it there, like a normal topic? Nah, i think a section that's meant for that purpose would work better.

[Xenon]

I don't think we have enough off-topic artwork though...

[El Dango]

Maybe that's because there isn't a section for it.

[MLII]

Probably.
So, anyway...should I do part three now?

[El Dango]

You can do it when you want to. YOU HAVE THE POWER!! THE INCREDIBLE POWER!!

[MLII]

Alright, alright, keep your hair on.

(And please don't say, "This is no time for weird catchprases, I'm gonna fall to my DEATH!!" 'cos you'd be quoting The make a Fanfic Game.)
I'l do it a bit later, when I'm by myself. (About 8-ish.)

[El Dango]

Alright, alright, keep your hair on.

(And please don't say, "This is no time for weird catchprases, I'm gonna fall to my DEATH!!" 'cos you'd be quoting The make a Fanfic Game.)

I am confused now.

[MLII]

Uh...tell you later.

[MLII]

Okay, I'll tell you now.

A conversation between me and Serza 5 on The Make A Fanfic Game:

Serza.
Rayman : We have to save them!
Globox : Why they're not single
Rayman : Bu..bu..bu...whaaaa? Ly is not single?
Globox : No she has Mr Ly
Rayman : Uuuuh Mr Ly?
Mr Ly : Oh no my dear Lyandra you have to save her Sir Raymander
Rayman : Uh sure whatevs
Mr Ly : Oh goodie...I mean top dog sir i'll let you borrow my helicopter so you can catch the metal bastards who took my Lyandra
Rayman and Globox : sure.......whateva *runs towards helicopter* YAY HELICOPTER!!!!!!
Globox : I drive! I drive!
Rayman : Are you sure Globox? Have you been drinking?
Globox : Don't worry.
Narrator : Remember kids, drink vodka and you can save water.
Rayman : *shoots narrator* Let's go Globox!

Me.

<some time later>
Rayman: Uh...are you sure you know what you're doing?
Globox: Trust me, it's fine.
Rayman: When have you ever flown a helicopter?
Globox: Uh...
Rayman: You haven't have you?
Globox: Alright Mister I-don't-have-any-limbs-so-that-automatically-makes-me-cool, can you do it better?
Rayman: No comment.
Globox: My point exactly.
Rayman: Don't make me laugh. You're actually incapable of shutting up.
Globox: Look who's talking.
Rayman: At least I'm not a giant talking frog!
Globox: What's a frog?
Rayman: I don't really know.
Globox: What? Well, what's the point of calling me a giant talking frog if you don't know what a frog is?
Rayman: Uh...<rubs back of head and giggles nervously> Hehehe.
Globox: <rolls eyes>
<the helicopter suddenly swerves, causing Rayman to nearly fall out of the open window. He's left clinging on to the window sill>
Rayman: HELP!
Globox: Hold on!
Rayman: What the heck...what else would I be doing? Homework?
Globox: Alright, keep your hair on.
Rayman: This is not time for weird phrases, I'm going to fall to my DEATH! Actually this is quite nice, as long as I don't think about the fact I'm like 15000 feet up and I could die any second...AAHHHHHHH!!!
Globox: Don't worry! I'll pull you up!
Rayman: The end is inevitable, whether it's from falling or from losing blood circulation in my wrists doesn't matter.
Globox: <Pulls him up>
Raman:...ow...thank you...ow....
Globox: Some people. They just can't be helped....
<BANG>
Rayman: Whatwasthat??!!
Globox: It's a Dalek!!!!
Rayman: You watch WAY too much TV.
<BANG>
Rayman: Uh...uh...uh....
<There is a loud band right under Raymans' feet>
Rayman: That's it! That is it! I'm gonna faint now! uhhh...<faints>
Globox: Some people. He could have fainted at a more conveinent time...
Thank you Serza5 for providing me with insperation!

Serza.

Globox : What am I going to do, what am I going to do WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!?!?!?!
Ray Ray : You'll stop panicking for starters
Globox : Hey how did you?
Ray Ray : Neverming that just steer the plane, i'll deal with the problem
Ray Ray flys out of the helicopter with her dark angel wings
Globox : ................... O...M...G!
Ray Ray : Hey you! stop banging the plane
Dalek : Why?
Ray Ray : 'cuz I said so
Dalek : ..................exterminate
Ray Ray manages to destroy him before he got the chance to hit her
Ray Ray : there *enters the plane* ......Globox
Globox : I....I....I can't belive it....A REAL DALEK!!! You should've got his autograph!
Ray Ray :...... Rayman you ok?
Rayman : Hai hai.....
Ray Ray : Hai Hai?
Rayman : uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh where am I?
Ray Ray : what are you talking about?
Rayman : I'm Konata (for those who don't know shes a girl from lucky star, the blue haired one)
Current Rank : Murfy. Looks like someone's been eating paint chips again....Serza5

Me.

Globox: Rayman, cut it out. You are not Japanese.
Rayman:...Hai!
Globox: <whacks him round the head> RAYMAN! Cut it out!
Ray Ray: Uh..that whack round the head might not have been such a good idea...
Rayman: Predisite alert! Predisite alert! Predi....what am I saying? Ow my head...
Globox: Well, you have been unconcious...
Ray Ray: And whacked round the head...
Rayman: By who, exactly?
Globox: He he he...
Rayman: Why did you...
Globox: You thought your name was Kanota!
Rayman: I...did?
Ray Ray: And then you were yelling: "Predisite Alert!"
Rayman: I was?
Globox and Ray Ray: YES!
Rayman: Since when did you start sincronised speaking?
Ray Ray: Never mind that, we've got to save Ly and Betilla!
Globox: And Jesus.
Rayman: Why Jesus?
Globox: He can't be a Robopirate, He's Gods' son.
Rayman: Ok...Can someone help me up please?
Globox: I..
Rayman: Someone who isn't going to pulverise my hands, please.
Globox: Ohhh.

Serza.

Ray Ray : why do you think i'm here?
Rayman : for the drinks?
Ray Ray : why you....
Rayman he he you can help
Ray Ray : that's why i'm here
Konata : hai hai
Rayman, Ray Ray and Globox : Hai hai?
Konata : yeah yeah....
Rayman : ummm why are you here?
Konata : dunno
Rayman : k you can help
Konata : barum
Rayman : f'ting?
Globox : Marum marum?
Ray Ray : Wa wa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Everyone : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Globox：　ｍａｒｕｍ

Me.

>Meanwhile, in the Robopirate prison ship<
Ly: I don't suppose it would occur to you to offer to help me?
Betilla <who is facing the wall> Why, what are you doing?
Ly: Trying to get out of the window. It doesn't seem that Ray and the others are coming.
Betilla: Yeah, but be patient.
Ly: Just 'cos we're girls does not mean we're helpless.
Betilla: Yes, but they might come after all. And they'll be wandering around this place, cold and frightened and lost and.....
Ly: Alright! I see what you mean. <jumps off the windowsill>
Betilla: I have a feeling this is going to be a long day.
>Meanwhile, back in the helicopter<
Ray Ray: Who are you?
Konata: Konata.
Rayman: What are you doing here?
Konata: You're cute.
Rayman: <blushes like mad and mumbles something . >
Globox: Anyway, <glares at Konata, who shrugs> we have two girls to save.
Rayman: Jesus is a girl?
Globox: I meant Ly and Betilla.
Rayman: <quietly> Jesus is a girl....
Ray Ray: <rolls eyes>
Globox: I do that all the time with him.

Okay, someone else's turn. And, personally, I agree with Konata. Rayman is really cute...

Serza

Konata : CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-KE*
Ray Ray : wrong anime
Konata : :3
Ray Ray : Look there it is!
Konata : CAAAAAA-KE*
Rayman : A cake...castle? Thats not like Razorbeard
Globox : maybe he like cake?
Rayman : maybe
Konata : *is staring at Ray Rays boobies :3*
Ray Ray : what the hell?
Konata : so big :3
Ray Ray : how dare you! just 'cuz you don't have any....
Konata : being flat chested is a status, it is a precious rarity

The helicopter crashes into the ca-ke* castle

Rayman : Globox!
Globox : So big....
Ray Ray : stop staring >:
Everyone : .....
Ray Ray : everyone gra onto me i'll fly us outta here

Ray Ray flys everone on top of the castle

Ray Ray : oh god....
Globox :AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Konata : no biggy *beats up all the robo-pirates*
Everyone : .....wow

* this is how cake is pronounced in japan