You're too good at Rayman when...

[spiraldoor]

...I stare at Jona

[Serza5]

...everyone dies when Rayman eats a sausage roll

[Mountain Goat]

Rayman falls in love with André

[El Dango]

...you play in slow-motion.

[CheatCat]

...Rayman saves Superman.
...You can play Rayman PC without a computer.

[Serza5]

...you play in slow-motion.

That would be awesome!
...you play in super fast mode

[CheatCat]

You relly try to get Game Over, but you can't because you are so great!

[Serza5]

...you can't die falling in the water/lava or off a cliff

[Jona]

You replay a level and find all of your enemies running as fast from you as they can, scared from what happened to them last time you visited the level.

[El Dango]

...you steal a gun from a hoodlum, and use it to hunt zombie chickens.

[CheatCat]

...You steal a gun a from zombie chicken and use it to hunt hoodlums.
...You steal a zombie chicken and use it to hunt guns.

[Mountain Goat]

...you steal a zombie chicken from a gun and use it to defeat the Knaaren (It's becoming weird now )
... you could hypnotise André so he would bring you lunch and a drink

[spiraldoor]

...you hypnotize a gun using a chicken stolen from a zombie knaaren

[Mountain Goat]

Fuck, I'm too lazy to beat you with this
... you get drunk by wash powders

[Serza5]

...you get a chicken to steal your zombie gun from a xenon knareeen

[Mountain Goat]

Xenon Knaaren?

.... Globox would grow a beard

[CheatCat]

...you steal a chicken Knaaren zombie from a gun and use it to defeat the rabbids.
...take a hat from a hoodlum and use it as a frisbee.
...when you save Globox childrens in Rayman 3.
...when you save Globox childrens in Rayman 1.
...when you save Globox childrens in Super Mario Bros 1 NES version.

[Serza5]

...the knareens beat themselves up

[CheatCat]

..The slapdashes beat up the knaarens.

[Serza5]

...teensies beat up the knareens
...you are the almighty ruler of the world