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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+25 PAGES!)

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...Rayman dance with the dancing mushrooms.
...You think you can run Rayman 1 on Wii.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+25 PAGES!)

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...Rayman turns into a daisy
...the magician turns you into an electoon
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+30 FREAKIN' PAGES!)

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...you fart and get a game over.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+30 FREAKIN' PAGES!)

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...a hoodlum burps and you die
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+30 FREAKIN' PAGES!)

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...you get a message saying: "Try again. If you dare...!"
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+30 FREAKIN' PAGES!)

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... your funeral at the end of R2 is real
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+30 FREAKIN' PAGES!)

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...your memory card needs therapy.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+30 FREAKIN' PAGES!)

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...When Rayman become buried alive in The Tomb of Ancients.
...When Rayman become buried alive in The Woods of Lights.
...Rayman act like a robot gorilla if he get a plum on his head.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+30 FREAKIN' PAGES!)

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... Globox builds his coffin in R3 instead of going to the doctors
... he makes yours too
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a bomb explodes raymans world, and rayman and his tombstone are all that survive
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+30 FREAKIN' PAGES!)

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...Rayman kills his tombstone with his foot on it
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+30 FREAKIN' PAGES!)

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... all rayman games cost 1 million dollars, so you cant buy them
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+30 FREAKIN' PAGES!)

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...when Ubisoft gives you 1 million dollar if you don't play the Rayman games.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+30 FREAKIN' PAGES!)

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...you make a Rayman game and can't beat it
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+30 FREAKIN' PAGES!)

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...You get GameOver in this level:
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... after 1000 attempts, you finally get past...





*empty space*





...the 'press start' screen.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+30 FREAKIN' PAGES!)

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...you can't find the start button
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...you think Rayman is made out of Corn Flakes. :dango:
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+30 FREAKIN' PAGES!)

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...you think the dango is Raymans brother
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when... (+30 FREAKIN' PAGES!)

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...You think Rayman is real.
...You think Rayman is the president of USA.
...You try to be limbless..
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