You know you suck at Rayman when...

[CheatCat]

...You don't want to hurt the monsters because you are too nice.

[El Dango]

...a black lum eats you.

[Serza5]

...bad Rayman has a gun
...everyone turns into a baby!

[CheatCat]

...An anti toon eat up Rayman.
...There are bolt eyes in the Jungle world.
...You are afraid of lava in the Jungle world.
...You are afraid of lava in RRR.
...Globox have to give Rayman swim lessons.
...The robot gorilla have to give Rayman swim lessons.

[Serza5]

...you are scared of water you can swim in
...you are scared of a puddle
...you are scared of tears

[CheatCat]

...you mispell Rayman to Failman.

[Serza5]

...you can't make Rayman run in circles
...you think the exit button starts the game

[CheatCat]

... you buy a new gamer computer because you want play Rayman 1.

[Serza5]

...you buy a really old computer to play Rayman 3
...you think PS1 discs can't pay on a PS2

[CheatCat]

...Dark Rayman help you.
...You think Dark Rayman is Rayman's brother.
...You think Dark Rayman is Rayman's girlfriend.
...You think Dark Rayman is Rayman's boyfriend.
...You can't find the ground.
...You think Rayman is a fakir and can walk over the spikes.

[Serza5]

...you don't know the difference between lava and the ground
...you think piranhas are Raymans best friend

[iHeckler9]

You know you suck at Rayman when...
You die in the Fairy Council and Murfy kicks your grave.
You die in the Longest Shortcut.
You kiss Begoniax.
When fighting a Slapdash, you pee your pants, you cry and ask the Slapdash for help.
When you hit Globox, Andre pops out of Globox's intestines/brain.
Rayman cuts his hair.
When you hit Globox, he hits back and kills you.
The Teensie's balloons float them to The DOTK and the Knaaren kill them all.
When you fight Reflux, he backs away into the far corner of the arena and you still die.
You shake a Knaaren's hand.
At the start, when Murfy flies into the plant, it topples over on you, killing you.
When Murfy flies into the plant, Globox wakes up, strangles Murfy and goes back to sleep; with no idea that a hoodlum is trying to kill them.
In The SBTC, Rayman gets frostbite.

[CheatCat]

...You kiss a slapdash!
...And split up with Ly.
...You think you should swim in the boat level.

[iHeckler9]

When you take so long rescuing the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom from Bowser's evil Koopas, Rayman realises he was supposed to be in Sonic Unleashed.
When Rayman plays poker with the hoodlums.

[CheatCat]

...Strip poker!
...You are searching for a newspaper to kill the spiders.

[Serza5]

...you think Rayman only runs on Linux
...you look for crackers instead of lums
...Globox is made of cheese

[Razorbeard]

... i come back to Rayman PC after a very looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnng time.

... your house explodes when you try to play rayman

[Serza5]

...your computer blows up when you put a Rayman disc in it
...you think Globox is food

[CheatCat]

...You think Globox is a plum juice container.
...You think you should drink plum juice.

[iHeckler9]

When you insert Rayman 2 in your washing machine and the laundry in the console.