You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Serza5]

...I have to save the day from evil flying pies

[MLII]

Serza fails, and Murfys' long lost twin Allyssa has to save the world from evil flying pies.

[CheatCat]

...Andre don't need a hoodlum army to take over the world.
...Andre don't need him self.
...The red lums join the hoodlums.

[MLII]

Andre sets up a laundrette 'cos he doesn't have anything else to do.

[iHeckler9]

Rayman plays bowling instead.
He picks up a Vortex and it makes everything bigger.
When he Shock Rockets Reflux at the end of the game in an attempt to kill him, it just makes him really mad and kills him.

[El Dango]

...you create an instrument domino-effect in Band Land.

[iHeckler9]

When the Rabbids just say 'antidisestablishmentarianism' instead of 'BWAAH!'

[MLII]

Rayman says, "What the hell does antidisestablishmentarianism mean?

[Serza5]

...Rayman saves the world from you

[CheatCat]

...when the snow burns you.
...You thick you are supposed to cheat in Rayman 3.
...You think Reflux is Clark.
...You think Reflux is Murfy.
...You think Reflux is a red lum.

[iHeckler9]

When you think a Red Lum is RefluX.

[Rulez]

Rayman tries to say ''1'' instead of ''one''.
God, now that's hard

[iHeckler9]

When Rayman is Mr. Potato Head.

[Rsandee]

...When you can play the game for the first time you get a screen saying GAME OVER
...When a slapdash says you suck
...When Globox joins Andre's army

[iHeckler9]

When Rayman is Mrs. Potato Head.
When Rayman joins the bad guys.

[Razorbeard]

... i am back after another long "vacation"

... rayman takes a "vacation" and dies

... you die when a hoodlum shoots rayman

[iHeckler9]

Mr. Skops breaths on you and you fall into the lava.

[Razorbeard]

you fall in the lava for no reason whatsoever

[CheatCat]

...You fall in lava on The Woods of Light.
...You fall in lava on SBTC.

[Acarr]

...you fall in love with the lava.