You know you suck at Rayman when...

[iHeckler9]

You know you are a vampire and stab yourself with a plum post

[Rsandee]

...You die for no reason
...Those caterpillars in CF eat you
...When you try to pwn a (i)heckler while he has still armor on
...When Andre eats you
...When (a)car(r) eats you
...When you eat yourself
...You fall in love with yourself

[iHeckler9]

When Rayman (4321) never shuts up.

[Acarr]

...when there is a suicide option in the start menu.

...When (a)car(r) eats you

This joke has gone waaay too far.

[iHeckler9]

When Rayman4321 kills Acarr

[Acarr]

...when Acarr beats him to it.

EDIT: Lol that came out all wrong XD

[El Dango]

...when you burn the toast in Rayman Breakfast.

[Acarr]

...when you burn the milk in Rayman Breakfast

[CheatCat]

...And take Razorbeard instead of the razorbread!

[iHeckler9]

When you melt cereal...

[El Dango]

...when you burn the milk in Rayman Breakfast

(Simpsons flashback)

...when Mr. Burns kick your ass.

[hugocool]

... When maggie kicks your ass!

[El Dango]

Actually, Maggie is more dangerous than Mr. Burns. She shot him, remember?

...you have an army of 30.000 people with you, and you get a game over after 5 seconds.

[CheatCat]

...you have an army of 10 000 000 people with 10 000 tanks and 10 000 submarines, and you get game over after 1 second.
...you think Rayman is in the prison on Rayman 2 just because you have downloaded the game illegally.

[Acarr]

...you play and fully complete an un-finished version of Rayman.

[El Dango]

...you use an invincibility code, and you die.

Why haven't anyone thought up that one yet?

[hugocool]

...Ralph kills you

[iHeckler9]

You use a suicide code, and you live forever.

[CheatCat]

...The hoodlums heal Rayman intead of trying to kill him, but you still get Game Over.
...Rayman is a girl!

[Fat_Mario]

... your yellow power helmet is Mickey Mouse's ears.
... you die in pit in Rayman Arena