You know you suck at Rayman when...

[MLII]

...Murfy gets fed up and gives you the manuel.

...Mr. Dark tries to eat your brain.

...El Dango tries to....Nah I won't say it.

...The Mews Mews get drunk on plum juice.

[El Dango]

...El Dango tries to....Nah I won't say it.

There might be a good reason for that.

[spiraldoor]

...you make this thread.

[El Dango]

...you keep crying about how you don't like this thread.

[spiraldoor]

...you repeatedly change the title of this thread.

[El Dango]

...you actually care about how other people run their topics.

[stan423321]

...you drink juice using pipe.

[El Dango]

...Mario comes out of the pipe, and you swallow him.

[stan423321]

... Rayman comes outta pipe and lands in juice.

[Spyrodifusion]

...El Dango tries to eat your brain.
...Hunchman801 roasts you in the oven.
...StaceyW locks you up in her cabin.
...Fat_Mario takes away your hands and feet.
...Holy Crap turns Globox into wood.
...Acarr pwns the Magician.
...Doc Hudson appears on Rayman M.
...Gutsman tries too...smash Murfy into little heart-shaped fragments.

[Rsandee]

...When you battle Spyrodifusion and LOSE!!!

[stan423321]

...when you fight milion of Stans and loose while trying to beat the first one.

[MLII]

...El Dango tries to eat your brain.
...Hunchman801 roasts you in the oven.
...StaceyW locks you up in her cabin.
...Fat_Mario takes away your hands and feet.
...Holy Crap turns Globox into wood.
...Acarr pwns the Magician.
...Doc Hudson appears on Rayman M.
...Gutsman tries too...smash Murfy into little heart-shaped fragments.

Hey, where's me?

...The Magician P'wns Acarr.

...You mistake Serza for Ly.

..You mistake El Dango for Globox.

...You mistake Spiral for Murfy.

...You mistake Rayman for El Dango.

[blacklumbob]

...when you fall in love with a rabbid
...when murphy falls in love with a rabbid
...when a rabbid falls in love with you
...when a rabbid eats you
...when you try to blow up a rabbid with a nuke and blow yourself up instead
...when you fail at just about anything to do with rabbids
...when rabbids invade raymans mind and make him punch himself silly with his body, but then rayman drops it off a cliff and so rayman falls apart and emits a nuclear explosion that STILL wont kill the rabbids because you are weaker than an injured rabbid and you suck at rayman.
...when you think rayman is a real man
...when you think the fairy glades actually is a place on earth
...when mr.stone kills you with a grain of sand
...when rayman turns evil and takes over the world
...when globox eats your hands so you are forever having to kick bosses and enemies in the balls
...when rayman gets a sex change
...when murphy gets a sex change
...when you get a heart attack from a matuvu
...when you sign up for RZ

[stan423321]

...when you post a lot in one topic thus losing some tings.

[MLII]

...when you try to get a Knarren as a pet.

[stan423321]

...when you mistake Rayman and Running Missile.

[MLII]

...You mistake Rayman for Serza5.

[hugocool]

You die in the level select...

[Rsandee]

...You die when your installing the game