You know you suck at Rayman when...

[iHeckler9]

When you...HEY!

[CheatCat]

... when you perfer manray over rayman

Manray?? :O

...You think Rayman turn to a Gunner when he get a keg.
...You think that the pirates' kegs is flowers.
...Rayman become shy and run away from the camera.

[Rulez]

...Mylifeisinsane drinks plumjuice.
...Spyro throws a plum at you.
...Mandark destroys the world.
...Hoodcom assassinates globox.
...Stan423321 breaths fire on you.
...El Dango sucks your penuis.
...Mack runs over Ly by accident.
...The world is invaded by Sligs from Oddworld.
...Shawn tries too...I dunno, throws you in the Kanker pit.
...Acarr takes away your eternal organs.
...Danny Antounnici appears on the screen.
...Blacklumbob drains all of your blood levels.
...Xenon is acting dead fücking serious.

Hey...

...when there's no me on the list

[El Dango]

...Murfy quits his job.

[MLII]

Rayman quits his job.

[Spyrodifusion]

...El Dango drinks plumjuice.
...Henchman800 will dissect your eternal organs.
...Sezera5 wants Betilla stew.
...Mylifeisinsane eats a plum.
...Globox commits suicide,Razorbeard rules.
...Rayman suffers from heart disease.
...Murfy dies with a parasite.
...Sarah beats Rayman up.
...Lara Croft kills the Magician.

[MLII]

...Mylifeisinsane eats a plum.

Meh, did that a few days ago.

[CheatCat]

...You think you work for UbiSoft and your mission is to clear Rayman 2.
...Your computer eat up the Rayman CD.
...You think the CD is a drug and you should eat it to see Rayman figures.
...You think the CD is a house and you try to get in to it.
...You think the CD is a boomerang.
...The CD kick your ass at the beach.

[blacklumbob]

...globox defeats reflux
...murphy defeats reflux
...murphy defeats rayman
...murphy defeats the mighty plum
...murphy takes over the world
...rayman's head ends up in a jar at a science lab in london
...mylifeisinsane is sane
...rayman is defeated by the allmighty DFS
...murphy defeats DFS
...murphy defeats himself
...rayman divides by 0
...mr.stone's hp is OVER 9000!!!!!!
...all the characters in rayman3 end up sitting around a table laughing like in cheesy american sitcoms
...a slapdash merges with a rabbid and kills you
...murphy defeats the rabbid slapdash
...you are killed by a feather duster

[stan423321]

...you wanna create a Rayman fangame using fork and opened hard disk. (By scratching.)

[Rsandee]

...Mylifeisinsane drinks plumjuice.
...Spyro throws a plum at you.
...Mandark destroys the world.
...Hoodcom assassinates globox.
...Stan423321 breaths fire on you.
...El Dango sucks your penuis.
...Mack runs over Ly by accident.
...The world is invaded by Sligs from Oddworld.
...Shawn tries too...I dunno, throws you in the Kanker pit.
...Acarr takes away your eternal organs.
...Danny Antounnici appears on the screen.
...Blacklumbob drains all of your blood levels.
...Xenon is acting dead fücking serious.

Hey...

...when there's no me on the list

Yes... same with me and Iheckler.... But COME ON!!!! Even blacklumbob is in it

[Spyrodifusion]

...iHeckler takes away your hands and feet.
...Rayman4321 brings Poison Dart Frogs everywhere in the Dream Forest.
...You drink Rootbeer in Candy Château.
...Blacklumbob rips the manual apart.
...Acarr drinks plumjuice.
...Rayman does a crossover with Pixar's Cars...Say, that's a good idea.
...Rayman 1 is rave music.
...Dingodile555 visits your house.

[WIIgeek]

[... when you cant figure out who slapdash is
... when you find out after a week
... when your mom is in love with rayman raving rabbids 2 DS
... when Mylifeisinsane thinks there should be a rabbid rank.

[MLII]

There should be!

...when Wiigeek disses your orsum rank ideas.

[El Dango]

...you run into Wiigeek and gets a game over.

[MLII]

...you're online at the same time as El Dango.

[Rsandee]

...When you think RRR is the best thing in world history
...When you think Michel Ancel is the best man in the entire planet AND in world history
...When you think Michel Ancel should be the leader of the world
...When you think there should be a Rayman 4 with Rabbids and suits for Rayman... including a grandma suit *Looks at Michel Ancel*

[stan423321]

...when you want Rabbids Go Home 2.

[MLII]

...when you want Rabbids Go Home 3: What Happened Next

[stan423321]

...when you want Rabbids Go Home 4: Back to the Glade of Dreams