You know you suck at Rayman when...

...When Cartman comes out of nowhere and farts
...When George Bush comes out of nowhere and finds you stupid
...When a Red skinned Rabbid comes out of nowhere with a Green skin
...When you're lordi and you STILL lose a fight with a Rabbid (Lordi forever!!!)
...When you just plain suck
 
...rayman shouts EVERYBODY DANCE NOW and starts doing the ballarina
...when you die at the cutscenes
...when you die at the "playstation 2" logo
...when you die when you touch the rayman game case
...when you swallow razorbeard and mr.dark has to take you to iraq
...when you swallow iraq and rayman has to take you to the moon
...when you swallow li and a lum has to take you to eastenders
...when you turn into a rabbid
...when a plum swallows rayman
...when globox is really mr.dark
...when mr.dark is really razorbeard
...when razorbeard is really reflux
...when reflux is really globox(wat?)
...when murphy pokes you and you die
...when rayman preforms in a sex scene in some stupid movie
...when rayman is killed by his own shit
...when you go onto RZ for help because you cant get past the murphy flying level.
...when rayman throws a punch at the vent to escape from the prison ship but the punch rebounds and punches rayman's head so it falls off and rolls under the lazer barrier and a henchman sees it and eats it for dinner and craps it out and so you are flushed down the toilet and in the meantime your healdess body is playing p-p-p-poker with lady gaga, and globox has become the ruler of the world.
 
VNKzero said:
...when you swallow razorbeard and mr.dark has to take you to iraq
...when you swallow iraq and rayman has to take you to the moon
...when you swallow li and a lum has to take you to eastenders
...when globox is really mr.dark
...when mr.dark is really razorbeard
...when razorbeard is really reflux
...when reflux is really globox(wat?)
...when rayman throws a punch at the vent to escape from the prison ship but the punch rebounds and punches rayman's head so it falls off and rolls under the lazer barrier and a henchman sees it and eats it for dinner and craps it out and so you are flushed down the toilet and in the meantime your healdess body is playing poker with lady gaga, and globox has become the ruler of the world.
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THAT IS EPIC.
 
...When a Ting gives 20 iHecklers to VNKzero.
...When Harry Potter help you, but you still fail.
...When Polokus help you, but you still fail.
...You scream when you see Globox.
...You scream when you see Rayman.
...You don't want to play Rayman 'cause it is too unreal.

VNKzero said:
...rayman shouts EVERYBODY DANCE NOW and starts doing the ballarina
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xD I should not be surprised if he do so...
 
When you kick Polokus out of his stand and he falls into a river and screams in pain as he drowns but instead he's eaten by piranhas and they poo him out and wear his hat and turn into jano who goes up and makes the world evil.
 
...When the 500 000 instructions is confused by Rayman even when they are repeated like Murphy's.
...You think Rayman need batteries to start walking.
 
...When you battle the Grolgoth and then the Grolgoth jumps on you but he misses and then the Crows nest collapses but Rayman flies with he's helicopter and shoots the Grolgoth's head and it spins and spins and it falls off and Razorbeard jumps out because the Grolgoth falls and Razorbeard jumps in hes UFO thing and Rayman is standing on it and is surfing on lava from inside the crows nest..... meanwhile Globox falls with the rope that is stuck on hes feet (From the cutscene) and falls on Rayman and Razorbeards UFO..... then the UFO explodes and they both wake up in the little island from the cutscene from the Cave of bad dreams.......
 
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