You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Sabertooth]

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[CheatCat]

You mean 650, eh?

When Rayman marries a plum.

[hugocool]

When rayman #¤%& a plum

[Haruka]

Plums taste like peanuts

[CheatCat]

When Rayman give $$$ to a plum.

[Haruka]

Plums have eyes

[hugocool]

Rayman is a plum

[CheatCat]

Plum is a dead statue of a dead Rayman.

[PluMGMK]

When plums fall and hurt you. (as opposed to spiky fruits)

[Sabertooth]

You mean 650, eh?

When Rayman marries a plum.

It's been 6 years, don't you tihnk Globox would've gotten bored by now?

[CheatCat]

If I would Globox I don't want to have more children..

[Sabertooth]

When Globox and Uglette stop having children.

[hugocool]

The children dies

[Sabertooth]

When Globox gets aids

[hugocool]

Uglette gets breastcancer

[Sabertooth]

When Sonic gets Uglette pregnant.

Otto rank YAY!

[hugocool]

That-wierd-drum-holding-guy-YEAY!

When Globox breaks up with Rayman

[Sabertooth]

When Raygirl becomes an actual character

(please no)

[Haruka]

Globox has diarrea

[MLII]

When Globox breaks up with Rayman

Actually Rayman/Globox is an offical Rayman fanpairing, albeit rarely used. Don't ask.

...when plums do the carameldansen