Religion – your views

[spiraldoor]

Oh come on, you dislike him as much as I do.

[MLII]

Am I right?

[Xenon]

I don't even think 'OMG' is hypocritical. The phrase has been normalised because it's so commonly used as an exclamation now...

[Tobbe]

Made this:

[spiraldoor]

Made this:
*image*

Actually many parts of the Bible are true. Jesus existed, for example.

Please don't quote large images like that.
-Tobbe

[Hunchman801]

I like it, you should post it on 4chan and hopefully thousands of people will use it And this despite Spiral's remark, which is true indeed.

[Tobbe]

No one has ever been able to prove that using reliable historical sources. If Jesus did indeed live sometime around 30 CE, he wasn't anything like the Jesus described in the gospels, which were written decades after his first and only death, and were not first hand accounts.

[Holy Crap]

Yeah, but iirc there was a person named Jesus around that time who was a respected teacher and priest or somethingt...

[Tobbe]

Could be. But there's no way in Bergen you're gonna convince me that the four gospels are historically accurate. They even contradict each other (google 'genealogies of Jesus'). Thus the Bible is not historically accurate, and even though the gospels may be very, very loosely based on a true story it's still a work of fiction. The non-fiction version (see motivational pic above) is still completely blank.

But this is no time for arguing, for it is the 28th of October today. The day of St Jude, the patron saint of lost causes. It is therefore a perfect date for the 2nd annual Golden Crocoduck Award. The coveted Golden Crocoduck is every year on this day awarded to the Creationist responsible for the biggest breach of the 9th commandment (Thou shalt not bear false witness os.). You can view the award "ceremony" here!

[Acacio Silva II]

God Is Supreme......"Who has measured the oceans in the palm of his hands? Who has used a bowl to measure all the sky?.....Who has known the mind of the LORD or been able to give Him advice?...."(Isaiah 40; 12,14) "Who is this that makes my purpose unclear, by saying things that are not true?......Where were you wen I maked off how big it should be?.....Who stretched a ruler across it.......Have you ever orderd the mornig to begin, or shwn the dawn where its place was and.....Have you ever gon to where the sea begins......?" (Job 38)
".......I look at your heavens, which you made wiht your fingers. I see the moon and stars, which you created. But why are people important to you? Why do you take care of human beings? You made them a little lower than the angels and crowned them with glory and honor you put all things unther their control......LORD OUR GOD, YOUR NAME IS THE MOST WONDERFUL NAME IN ALL THE EARTH! ( PSALM
Please stop to say that "there is no GOD", have ever you think that we tink because HE made us think? We breath, because He breathed the breth of live, in to us?

[Acacio Silva II]

WHY have you banned me by the way???? Just because you are stupid Atheists? PLEASE. The complexity of our planet points to a deliberate Designer who not only created our universe, but sustains it today. Get over IT.

Please use the edit feature to avoid double posting.
-Tobbe

[Cairnie]

You were banned because your first account was suspected to be a spambot and I apologise for that.

However this is not the forum for you to splash creationist garbage all over the place, and I suggest you stop that right now before you sink into deeper trouble.

[Acacio Silva II]

Please, I'm not a bot. My Faith in God makes me much less of a bot than all the atheists. That is not funny.

PLEASE think about the Earth. Its size and corresponding gravity holds a thin layer of mostly nitrogen and oxygen gases, only extending about 50 miles above the Earth's surface. If Earth were smaller, an atmosphere would be impossible, like the planet Mercury. If Earth were larger, its atmosphere would contain free hydrogen, like Jupiter.3 Earth is the only known planet equipped with an atmosphere of the right mixture of gases to sustain plant, animal and human life.

And PLEASE reconsider your false beliefs. Such a perfect Planet cannot have come into existence from nothing. You do NOT create explosions out of nothing. We breath, because He breathed the breth of live, in to us.

[Tobbe]

Didn't you whine like hell the last time you were here because I called you brainwashed? You aren't much better yourseslf, apparently.

I've got better things to do than answer this bullshit. Why do you quote scripture at us anyway? Even you must understand that a few sentences of ancient, pompous text aren't gonna convert anyone to your personal beliefs.

I've got just one question for you: Do you think a banana is an atheists nightmare because it is apparently designed to fit perfectly inside a human hand?

[MLII]

@Acacio:

Okay...look, we understand that you believe in God. Fair enough, it's a free world. But please, please don't try and force your beliefs onto us. We can belive what we want, like I said it's a free world. Seriously.

[Acacio Silva II]

I've got just one question for you: Do you think a banana is an atheists nightmare because it is apparently designed to fit perfectly inside a human hand?

I don't know. It does not make sense because of the way you eat them.

Okay...look, we understand that you believe in God. Fair enough, it's a free world. But please, please don't try and force your beliefs onto us. We can belive what we want, like I said it's a free world. Seriously.

I don't want you to end up in Hell Listen.

The Earth is located the right distance from the sun. Consider the temperature swings we encounter, roughly -30 degrees to +120 degrees. If the Earth were any further away from the sun, we would all freeze. Any closer and we would burn up. Even a fractional variance in the Earth's position to the sun would make life on Earth impossible. The Earth remains this perfect distance from the sun while it rotates around the sun at a speed of nearly 67,000 mph. It is also rotating on its axis, allowing the entire surface of the Earth to be properly warmed and cooled every day.

And our moon is the perfect size and distance from the Earth for its gravitational pull. The moon creates important ocean tides and movement so ocean waters do not stagnate, and yet our massive oceans are restrained from spilling over across the continents.

Isn't that incredible ? Our Earth is PERFECT We breath, because He breathed the breth of live, in to us.

[Acacio Silva II]

Haha, are atheists mute now?

~ We breath, because He breathed the breth of live, in to us.

[Hunchman801]

Your stupidity leaves me voiceless Whatever your beliefs are, please do not insult atheists, or anyone else in this forum. Also, edit your messages instead of double posting.

This is my first and final warning. You know what's next.

[PluMGMK]

I've said it before and I'll say it again:
I believe in God, but not Creationism. That's my view.

[Tobbe]

And you also keep your religion to yourself, instead of shoving it down the throat of us all. Way to go! If only all believers were like that!