Something we don't know about you

[th3fail]

Why am I being branded a liar?

In real life I am bullied due to my lack of genitals now I have come to join a so called 'friendly' community and I am being pushed into a corner for it.

I'm so sad now.

[Puruun]

I don't understand, this is a true fact about me, I have had so much trouble in school because I didn't have a penis and vagina before and now you can't comprehend my issues?

Now that you told me, I can. You must have had a hard time..

I get confused quickly with posts as this:

Maybe you wouldn't be confused if you weren't so gullible.

Yeah, I'm extremely gullible. It's horrible.

This message does not deserve a Canard WC award.

What the heck is your Canard WC award stuff anyway?

Are Th3One and Th3fail the same guy actually?

[th3fail]

Don't disapprove Canard WC's award, he is a goddess.

[PluMGMK]

Why am I being branded a liar?

Because you have a history of "joking" around, even when the "jokes" aren't that funny.

[th3fail]

But i'm not trying to make a joke, I came to something relevant to the topic 'Something we don't know about you'.

Why are so many people going off-topic?

[Canard WC]

Dear PluMGMK,

My senses have led me to detect a significant opposition between our two above messages, hence filling me with great anger over the fact that you contradicted me.

In order to show you the extent of my mercy, a delay of forty-eight hours starts now for you to publicly apologise and withdraw your insidious remark.

Thanks in advance,

Canard WC

[PluMGMK]

I apologise to you, mighty Canard.

[th3fail]

Apologise to me also please.

Thanks.

[PluMGMK]

I am so sorry, th3()ne.

Here are some Tings for both of you.

[th3fail]

Thank you kind sir, I hope we can put this distance behind us and become bestest friends in the world.

[PluMGMK]

I hope so too.

[Canard WC]

What the heck is your Canard WC award stuff anyway?

Canard WC awards are issued to reward the best contributions made to our small community. I suggest you use the search engine to spare us the sight of any further useless messages.

Are Th3One and Th3fail the same guy actually?

Did you mean the same girl?

Don't disapprove Canard WC's award, he is a goddess.

Dear th31,

It is with great regret that I announce you the imminence of the haxing procedure of which you are the target.

Not only do I deem this message to be terribly offensive, I also happen to consider it as overwhelming blasphemy, for there is no other god beside the Great Flying Poo.

No further action from you is required.

Thanks for you understanding,

Canard WC

[th3fail]

I apologise sir. Please do not hack me, I have accidentally disabled my firewall therefore this would be an inappropriate time to be hacked - I request a delay in the hacking.

Thanks.

[Canard WC]

Dear th31,

I am torn apart over the fact that I am unfortunately unable to proceed your request.

Thanks for you understanding,

Canard WC

[th3fail]

Canard WC, could I request for you to also destroy the pornographic content on this PC? My daughter has over 14 gigabytes of this disgustful content which I would like removed so that her step-mother does not see it.

Thanks.

[Cairnie]

OK that's enough of this unfunny shit. [/mod]

Back on topic.
I used to find the first Super Mario Bros game terrifying because of the way he dies and Bowser's castle theme; when I was about 4.

[iHeckler9]

I really like cheese.

Anything with cheese, I adore.

Chicken, fish, sausage, bacon, dumplings, potato, anything!

[Puruun]

I only like cheese when it's molten.

[Acarr]

Cheese is gross. Anything with chocolate I adore.

[Cairnie]

I only like whatever cheese is on Pizza hut and the cheese slices you put in burgers. MMMM processed.