Mafia - Mafia Wins!

[El Dango]

I'm thinking about posting my PM, just to avoid being lynched.

[Acarr]

Or are you going to just make one up?

[El Dango]

You make yourself look suspicious by saying that.

Anyway, here goes:

Mafia Role PM

Sent: Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:59 am
From: Holy Crap
To: El Dango


El Dango

You are the Priest. You're the head of the local church, and you have big faith in the villagers.

You are part of the Village. You win if the Mafia is eliminated.

Since the Mafia appeared, people have been suspecting each other. However, every second night (you will be notified of this, just in case) you get the chance to prove one of the villagers innocent! At Night, send a PM to me entitled "Night X - Clear [user]". Be careful not to target one from the Mafia though - if you do, they will use this chance to kill you.

If you do not wish to do anything at night, send a PM to me entitled "Night X - Idling"

[Acarr]

Ah, fuck it.

Mafia Role PM

Sent: Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:00 am
From: Holy Crap
To: Acarr

Acarr

You are the Forensic Investigator. You search dead bodies for clues that may point towards the killer. It's a gruesome job, but it helps catch the baddies, and people respect you for it.

You are part of the Village. You win if the Mafia is eliminated.

At Night you can perform an Autopsy on a dead player to try and discover who is responsible for their death. Send me a PM entitled "Nigth X - Autopsy [user]". You will search them for fingerprints, loose hairs etc and hopefully discover the culprit! The process is slow however - you will recieve the results the next night.

If you do not wish to do anything at night, send a PM to me entitled "Night X - Idling".

[El Dango]

Hey, you're like Ducky.

[Acarr]

You should give people your holy words of wisdom to calm them down from all this mafia panic!

[El Dango]

Or just pray in order to save my own ass. Btw, I wanna be a Catholic priest.

LOOK AT ME, I'M A CHILD ABUSER! RRRRAWRG!!

[Acarr]

Don't take my babies away from me! I don't know who their fathers are.

[Xenon]

Guys, we're never going to agree on who to lynch because it's so early in the game. Let's just lynch Hunchman... he may not be a member of this malevolent gang but at least by getting rid of him we'll be shifting some dead weight - he has brought absolutely nothing to this village (no information, no discretion, no examination) and is therefore worthless to this community.

I say, we lynch him!

Who's with me?

[El Dango]

Well, he did make an Italian forum. Mafia, anyone?

[Acarr]

That's so true! Unvote- lynch [Hunch]

[Holy Crap]

Ok guys, it's close enough to deadline, no-one else comes on now anyway.

The votes were all cast. There was much bickering and indecision, but finally the verdict has been reached - a slim majority to LYNCH Hunchman801.
"You guys shouldn't be doing this!" He screams away as officers carry him off to the gallows.
You all watch in horror and anticipation as the noose is put around his neck.
"Idiots. No-one can protect you now."
The lever is pulled. Death is instantaneous.
A small investigation that afternoon reveals the identity of the victim.

Hunchman801

You are the village Doctor. Your role is very important - you save people's lives! Your very passionate about it too - to you, the pay is just a bonus, and you'd happily do it for free.

You are part of the Village. You win if the Mafia is eliminated.

At Night you can send me a PM entitled "Night X - Protect [user]". If somebody attempts to kill that user during the night you will use your skills to save them. Unfortunately, you can't protect yourself - you're good, but not that good.

If you do not wish to do anything at night, send a PM to me entitled "Night X - Idling".

For the rest of the night you can't sleep because of a sickening feeling in your stomach which tells you you've done the wrong thing.
Congrats guys. You Lynched one of the most important village roles.

NIGHT 1 BEGINS NOW! I would be very happy if you actually sent your Night Actions (even Idling) this time instead of not sending me anything.

Also guys, you should be hesitant about posting Role PMs. The Mafia are likely to target people with powerful roles.

[Tobbe]

Guess we fucked up pretty badly on this one.

[El Dango]

Whoops! It wasn't really my fault though. I never actually voted for him, just being suspicious.

[Acarr]

I'm suspicious about Xenon now, as he was very keen to get rid of him. A further analysis of Hunch's body should give me any possible clues to who may be involved with this incident...

[El Dango]

I think we did it.

[Tobbe]

I'm suspicious about Xenon now, as he was very keen to get rid of him. A further analysis of Hunch's body should give me any possible clues to who may be involved with this incident...

We the people killed Hunch, so I think that's rather pointless tbh.

[iHeckler9]

I'm making friends with Acarr.

You'll never guess what my job is.

[Acarr]

I make friends with nobody, I don't trust any of you!

btw HC, will we be told who is killed at night?

[Xenon]

I'm suspicious about Xenon now, as he was very keen to get rid of him.

I was merely trying to accelerate progress.