Eurovision OMFG

[blacklumbob]

dammit our song sucked so bad. why couldnt we have the who in there or nirvana?!

[Cairnie]

Because Kurt Cobain has been six feet under [or stuck in an urn depending on how his funeral went] for ages, and the Who would never go on Eurovision in a million years.

You ever noticed that most of our entries in the past decade were made of X-Factor/Pop Idol/chart rejects?

[blacklumbob]

all our entries stank...

[Rsandee]

NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!

You DO realise thats the Dutch flag right?
Anyway... Norway was my Favorite!!

[Limely]

NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!

How's that? Hah!

I'm sick of Fairytale already.

[Tobbe]

NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!

You DO realise thats the Dutch flag right?
Anyway... Norway was my Favorite!!

It wasn't mean to be a flag, noob. And thanks to the outrageous amount of 12-pointers we got I was so drunk that I'm amazed that I even managed to spell 'Norway' correctly.

[Rsandee]

NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!

You DO realise thats the Dutch flag right?
Anyway... Norway was my Favorite!!

It wasn't mean to be a flag, noob. And thanks to the outrageous amount of 12-pointers we got I'm amazed that I even managed to spell 'Norway' correctly.

I know -.- And click here please.... its dutch btw

[stan423321]

NORWAY MY DEAR? YOU SAID NORWAY?
IT SHOULD BE COLORED LIKE THAT!
AT LEAST NEXT TIME! OR ELSE I WOULD
HUNT YOU AND MAKE YOU AN ICY TOWER
CHARACTER WHICH IS ABOVE WHERE HE IS!

[Rsandee]

I just found out that Lordi participated in Eurovision 2007.... AND HE WON!!!
Scandinavia FTW!!!!

[Cairnie]

Lordi isn't one person and please try not to bump at inappropriate times. 8|

[Tobbe]

And Finland isn't a part of Scandinavia either.

[Rsandee]

And Finland isn't a part of Scandinavia either.

.. lolwut?

[Tobbe]

Scandinavia = Norway, Sweden and Denmark. u ph4iL

[Tobbe]

So, ESC is currently being held in Oslo, Norway. Thanks to this shit, the national broadcasting company didn't have enough money to show the FIFA World Cup. Fuck it!

[Tobbe]

Instead of preparing for my physics exam I'm actually watching this. Presenting: Tobbe's comments to most of the finalists:

Norway - My hard is yours. Back to the familiar last place for us.
Moldova - Bloody copycats! Violins is our thing!
Cyprus - He's gay. No doubt.
Belgium - That kid still lives in his parent's basement.
Bosnia - Wtf is this poprock wannabe metal shit?!
Serbia - What the fuck is that? Is it a man? Is it a woman? Who knows?!
Belarus - This gets my vote, just for the extravagant butterfly dresses the backup singers wore.
Ireland - Evil stepmother with a boring song. Ireland need to enter a drinking song every year, that's what they're good at. Or bring back Johnny Logan to the ESC.
Greece - There's no point trying to be manly when you're 1.60m tall and your country has had to beg the rest of Europe for money.
UK - Like the gay little dance this guy's doing. With the large number of homosexuals watching this that's probably not a bad strategy to earn votes.
Georgia - Button your shirts, guys! Now!
Turkey - Epilepsy alert!
Albania - Hmmm... what? Wasn't paying attention.
Iceland - Whoa! Fat lady! Should have been the last entry. Iceland can't win anyway, they can't afford to host next year's ESC!
Ukraine - OK looking girl. Boring song.
France - Allez, allez, allez! Wtf? And why do the producers focus on the GUY when they're doing the ass-shaking bit?
Romania - Nice piano.
Russia - Awesome bass guitar. And cool hat, keyboard player!
Armenia - Oh, hello, clevage!
Germany - Needs English lessons.
Portugal - Snappy comment not found. Boring song.
Israel - Uhhhhmmm... Bloody Jews!
Denmark - Every breath you take. Every move you... oh, wait! When these guys get home to Denmark they'll have an angry letter from Sting's lawyer in their mailbox.
Spain - Of course we managed to fuck up something, so they have to sing again.

Will be further updated.

[spiraldoor]

I just found out that Lordi participated in Eurovision 2007.... AND HE WON!!!
Scandinavia FTW!!!!

'He'?

Lordi is a band.

[Matyuv]

I'm watching it too, I watch it every year actually, just because the voting is quite fun and some contestants are so bad it's hilarious.

[Serza5]

UK - Like the gay little dance this guy's doing. With the large number of homosexuals watching this that's probably not a bad strategy to earn votes.

Couldn't agree more with this, Scotland should have their own entry in ESC.

[El Dango]

Germany - Needs English lessons.

All Germans do lol.

[Tobbe]

Looks like they're gonna win, though.