Mafia - Mafia Wins!

[Vicarious]

Ok guys! We've got to get organised or the Mafia will win. I need everyone's role pms right now! Here's mine:

Ping Pong, you are the Historian

Using your historian skills you can figure out what one of the other players was doing the previous night by sending me a Pm entitled "Night x research user".

WE CAN DO THIS!!!

By the way, no lynch

Lynch Ping Pong.

[Pineapple]

Lynch Ping Pong

[Sierra]

Oh! PING PONG, that wasn't the best move there darling... I'll TRYYY not to jump to any concluzions thouh.

[Sultan]

I can only agree, you must be a mafia if you want everyone's role play.
By the way: Unvote, Lynch Ping Pong

[Ping Pong]

You know what, i liked this game, too bad i'll be dead tomorrow.
You'll all see what you've all done.
Next time, i'll try to NOT post in the first round.

Atleast it's not my problem anymore, bye bye world.

[Sultan]

So nos you can tell us that you are a mafia and which are the others.

[Ping Pong]

You know what, this is like the 3rd time i've been getting this in the first round, and i can't stand it that no one will know about this, so i'm breaking this one rule this one time, i'll be dead tomorrow anyway. (and i don't care if i won't get to join this for the next time)

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1814/naamloosos.png

Hope you're happy mafia.

[Sultan]

Oh... Bad for you guy... So you were really not a mafia? I was sure you were.
By the way: Unvote No Lynch.

[Pineapple]

Screenshots ruin the game

Unvote - No lynch

[Tobbe]

You know what, this is like the 3rd time i've been getting this in the first round, and i can't stand it that no one will know about this, so i'm breaking this one rule this one time, i'll be dead tomorrow anyway. (and i don't care if i won't get to join this for the next time)

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1814/naamloosos.png

Hope you're happy mafia.

Thanks for that, dickhead.

I move that this clown be kicked on his/her ass out of this game and banned from all future mafia games for completely ruining this one.

[Mafia Host]

Rsandee, you are banned from all future Mafia games. I won't even write something nice for you. And if you're persuaded all the time, it's because you're stupid and play poorly.

Here is this fuckin idiot's role PM :

Ping Pong

You are Sir Bedevere the Wise.

Of all of the Knights of the Round Table, you are the first to have joined Arthur, and you are his most loyal companion. You are not a great fighter ; however, your logic is flawless. Therefore, you can convince anyone that you are right - because you are !

You do not have any particular Night Actions, but you are a master of eloquence : thus, your vote counts as two when voting for lynches.

You win if the French Invaders are eliminated.

Please get on with this round, I might change some of your powers to keep the balance right...

[Gregorio]

Lynch Ping Pong.
Oh lol too late.
You know you might have been able to survive by voting No Lynch since you have two votes.

[Vicarious]

Unvote - No Lynch.

[Aviator]

Ok guys, we're off to a bad start - the Mafia has tricked us a bit and one of us is already dead. It's very important then that we should get ourselves organised ASAP so this sort of thing doesn't happen. If we had an idea of what each other was doing we might not be so easily tricked when the Mafia pulls these stunts and avoid instances like this.
So, to get the ball rolling, here's my Role PM:

You are Dennis.

You are a mere peasant who loves his country, and wants the invasion to stop. If the Britons win, you wish to leave peacefully in your autonomous collective.
For now, all you care about is your own life, and the French Invasion has put it in danger. You try to stay silent and hide away from everybody else.

You do not have any special Night Actions. However, because of your anonymity, you cannot be lynched at day.

I publicly ask the inspector to validate my identity and to contact me as soon as they've made sure I'm not a Mafioso.
Now this alone isn't going to get us through. I want everyone to send me their Role PMs ASAP. I can understand why you might be hesitant at this stage, so if you'd prefer you can even just send me your Rolename and flavour info, as this should be sufficient to see through Mafia tricks like the one above, however Ability's are preferred so we can orchestrate our Night actions to optimal effect.

Also, I publicly ask whoever has the power to protect me from the Mafia to do so! And if I die out of bad luck, someone will have to take over for the safety of the Villagers: we will discuss it later.

And finally:
Day 1 - No Lynch.

[Monopoly]

I guess there's no point in voting for ping pong now.

Unvote - No lynch

[Gregorio]

Oh I thought with the godkilling of Ping Pong the Lynch would no longer take place. Oh well I guess unvote - no lynch then.

[Sierra]

OH, I guess it won't hurt for a cutesy wutesy little person like me to send off my PM! Tadah! I think you'll find my role to be the oppozite of your own, sir Aviator! :-3

[Mafia Host]

As the day fades, people are afraid that this situation might be profitable for the Invaders. Killed by the divine wrath, Ping Pong is no more - and he sure was a Briton. Now the Knights of the Round Table have lost a worthy companion, and they shall mourn him.


GOD IS WATCHING YOU : DON'T YOU DARE TO BREAK THE RULES

Ping Pong

You are Sir Bedevere the Wise.

Of all of the Knights of the Round Table, you are the first to have joined Arthur, and you are his most loyal companion. You are not a great fighter ; however, your logic is flawless. Therefore, you can convince anyone that you are right - because you are !

You do not have any particular Night Actions, but you are a master of eloquence : thus, your vote counts as two when voting for lynches.

You win if the French Invaders are eliminated.

If it wasn't for God, the Invaders would have had him lynched ; the ennemy has already made his move ! Slowly, people understand that their turn may come as well. Slowly, people are getting organised, determined to face their opponents with all their might. Their only hope is that they will live to see the sunset once again.
But for now, all they can do is to go to bed...

Night 1 begins now ! Don't forget to send your Night Actions.

[Mafia Host]

MAFIA HOST : Action!



HISTORIAN : The death of Ping Pong seems to have utterly disheartened the Britons. They became convinced that a new strategy was required if the war against the French Invaders were to be brought to a successful conclusion.



HISTORIAN : The Britons decided to...



KNIGHT : Aaaah !



HISTORIAN'S WIFE : Hamlet !

Hamlet

You are the Historian.

You are a brilliant writer and intellectual, possibly the greatest historian of your century. As such, you know how to
narrate a story so that anyone would believe it is the truth.

At night, you may publish a short text. Send me a PM entitled "Night X - Publish" and, unless something interrupts you,
your message will appear in my announcement the next day, without any indication that you wrote it.

If you do not wish to do anything at night, send me a PM entitled "Night X - Idling".

You win if the French Invaders are eliminated.

Day 2 begins now ! Remember, if you don't wish to lynch anyone, post "Day 2 - No Lynch".

[Diplodocus]

Feck