Shoe Size

[MrBadGuy]

Okay, I'll explain. We were all in our dorm in L5th (year 10) and I went downstairs because I wondered what the noise was about, in the first corridor, was the fat guy trying to fight off one of the U5ths completely naked. I decided to leave. That's all I know.

[Xenon]

And you kept staring at it to examine its size compared to the guy's feet??

[El Dango]

Bit suspicious.

[MrBadGuy]

No, when you see a naked guy, it's hard not to notice when his dick is hardly existent. And I only know about his shoe size because he recently bought some humongous basketball shoes

[Xenon]

You didn't tell us that when you said you'd seen your friend's dick!

[MrBadGuy]

Let's put it this way: I wouldn't have mentioned that I knew he had a small dick if it wasn't a harmless reason

[Xenon]

Just admit you're gay for goodness sake.

[MrBadGuy]

Trust me I have nothing against gays (unless they're in your face about it) and if I was gay, why would I have a problem admitting it to an internet forum
I'm 100% straight

[Xenon]

You're digging yourself into a bigger hole!

[MrBadGuy]

How? (btw I know this is all a joke if you think i'm taking it seriously)

[Xenon]

You are taking this whole thing suspiciously seriously.

[MrBadGuy]

Hahaha, I'm not actually

[Xenon]

Oh really?

[El Dango]

No, when you see a naked guy, it's hard not to notice when his dick is hardly existent.

Depends on the angle.

[MrBadGuy]

Oh really?

You mean O'RLY?

[Xenon]

I don't want to talk about this issue in my topic.

[MrBadGuy]

Sorry.
My shoes are size 11

[Xenon]

How tall are you again?

[MrBadGuy]

Just over 6 foot I think, haven't checked in a while

[Xenon]

Oh okay, that figures then!