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[spiraldoor]

Tits, nice big tits, you need them, and a top which will show them off.

Face is important too. And ass.

Please. I prefer the term ‘arse’. Much better. More character to it. Never mind that Americanised ‘ass’ crap.

[neo]

Maybe you can convert him back to normal sexuality if you try really hard to seduce him.

D: But hooowww? I have absoloutly no idea how to seduce a boy?

...Unless of course you were being sarcastic.

I don't know how old you are, but I think that only thing you can do is wait.

once I was in sixth grade I noticed ONE of my classmates with cleavage. I thought she was a teacher.

So, maybe after your sixth year of school, you can SEDUCE a boy.

Not before, boys aren't thinking of that. Sorta, but not as crazy as teens and up.


@Spiraldoor -

And, ass sounds better than arse. If you want to use arse, go ahead, be my guest. But don't try to ask me or others to use the term you like better.

Ass ass ass. Tits > ass though.

[MLII]

...Thanks for the help. xD Don't worry, I'm not going to be slutty or anything.

@Serza: We have to wear a uniform at TKD so I can't wear a top like that
@Neo: I'm 12 and nine months.

[Serza5]

Them Tae Kwon Do are similar to Karate ones right? You can still show off cleavage!

[Acarr]

Lol seduction... because it works of course.

Tits, nice big tits, you need them, and a top which will show them off.

Face is important too. And ass.

Please. I prefer the term ‘arse’. Much better. More character to it. Never mind that Americanised ‘ass’ crap.

Who cares?

[MLII]

Them Tae Kwon Do are similar to Karate ones right? You can still show off cleavage!

Meh I guess.

[El Dango]

Challenge:

Try listening to this all the way through.

I swear, you'll feel like you're going insane after 30 minutes or so. It's ORSUM!!

[Puruun]

I listened it all the way through. I can't believe I actually did this. O_o

[El Dango]

Congratulations then.

I'd try doing the same with the Hitler one, but I'm not sure I'd survive that.

[Serza5]

Just listen? No problem! Starting now!

[spiraldoor]

And, ass sounds better than arse.

No, ‘ass’ sounds silly. I feel vaguely embarrassed just typing it. ‘Arse’ sounds like a proper word.

[MLII]

Why are we even having this conversation? X_O

[Serza5]

I just finished the challenge...wow just wow. XD

[neo]

...Thanks for the help. xD Don't worry, I'm not going to be slutty or anything.

@Serza: We have to wear a uniform at TKD so I can't wear a top like that
@Neo: I'm 12 and nine months.

Ah, yeah. Wait a little bit, that's all you need. Sadly girls mature a little bit before boys do, but they'll come around, trust me. Just be ready for 'em haha.

And, ass sounds better than arse.

No, ‘ass’ sounds silly. I feel vaguely embarrassed just typing it. ‘Arse’ sounds like a proper word.

Nah, arse sounds silly.

Some guy: "HEY BUDDY, I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ARSE!"
Me: Hahahahhaa.

[spiraldoor]

Nah, arse sounds silly.

Some guy: "HEY BUDDY, I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ARSE!"
Me: Hahahahhaa.

Why would anyone use the word ‘arse’ in such a stupid context? ‘HEY BUDDY, I’M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS’ sounds just as stupid.

‘Arse’ is most effective when used to refer to the buttocks in a not-confrontational and non-offensive context. For example, ‘That girl has a fat arse’. An excellent sentence. It sounds amusing if you think about it for a little while but it does not sound stupid. However, I could not take a person seriously if they said ‘That girl has a fat ass’ or anything similar. ‘Ass’ sounds forced no matter how you say it, unless maybe if you’re American.

[Xenon]

I suppose it depends on which you're most accustomed to hearing. Personally, I find 'arse' funnier, but that's probably down to my British heritage. Having said that, I'd find it strange for an American to say "fat arse" in the same way I'd find it strange for a Brit to say "fat ass".

[MLII]

FYI guys, this is a bit of a pointless conversation. But being that we're having it I alternate frequently.

[El Dango]

FYI guys, this is a bit of a pointless conversation.

Only a bit?

[MLII]

Well I wanted to be polite.

Okay then, a LOT of a pointless conversation.

[neo]

I'm sure it has plenty of points. The conversation may sound silly, but this is the off-topic section. As long as we are CONVERSING with deep thought, we aren't spamming.

Also, everyone check the SOTM because I submitted my orsum sig.