The You Game!

[Jewish Candy]

Placing two bets isn't against the rules. Never was, from ,<'s experience...
Besides, if Bob wins but righty is 3rd, Serza doesn't get nada.

[DesLife]

That's not what < meant. < meant that lefty's defeat was physically impossible because of how orsum he is so if lefty loses it means Serza cheated.

[Jewish Candy]

That's not what < meant. < meant that lefty's defeat was physically impossible because of how orsum he is so if lefty loses it means Serza cheated.

... not getting ya.

AAAAAAND the results are in! With a total pool of 1610t + SOA, < can now announce the rankings!
Righty - 3rd
Bob - 2nd
Lefty - Ist

Congrats, Mat and Des! You each get your 500t back, plus 305t and... a share in the sig. We'll have to do something about that...
Heckler and Serza, unlucky! < especially feels for Serz, as Bob DID come in second, but Righty let you down badly.
Gambling really IS fun.

[Serza5]

< would never cheat! Why would < do that?
< thinks Heckler should up his bid!

EDIT: Never mind, < thinks Matty and Dessy cheated

[DesLife]

That's not what < meant. < meant that lefty's defeat was physically impossible because of how orsum he is so if lefty loses it means Serza cheated.

... not getting ya.

Never mind then.
Serzaaaaa ! < wants your TINGZ !!

[Serza5]

So < has to give you and Matty 605 tings?
< still thinks you cheated

[Jewish Candy]

Everyone, give yer tings to Candy and she'll donate them out.

[Serza5]

< gave Candish her tings

[Jewish Candy]

Whai Thankye. < is waiting for Heckler now.

[DesLife]

So < has to give you and Matty 605 tings?
< still thinks you cheated

Lefty > Bob > righty. There was no way you could win.

[Serza5]

Eh? Also you're not getting the awesome sig for that

[Jewish Candy]

Serza, you may have to cut the sig in half and give each piece to the victors. Or ye could give it to <.
HECKLER DAMMIT < IS WAITING FOR YE!!

[Serza5]

< cba doing that though < also can't edit it since < doesn't have the original

[Jewish Candy]

Aaaaah... well, you bet it - you can't keep it.

[DesLife]

< gives <'s piece of the sig to Candish.

[Serza5]

< should've thought twice before betting a sig

[Jewish Candy]

Instead of the 300 tings you hastily decided not to give to <?

[Serza5]

< gave you 605 tings

[DesLife]

< edited <'s post because you only asked for the loser's tings.

Anyway HERE'S 300 TINGS FOR HOSTING THE GAME, SWEETIE.

[Jewish Candy]

Not Serza - Des.

OH thankyou muchly! *hug*

Heckler has logged off. WITHOUT giving < tings. *fumes*