Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Sabertooth · Post by **Sabertooth** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:37 am

Because they blush when they're around Rayman.

Which came first: The Zombie Chicken or the Zombie Egg?

Raymanien · Post by **Raymanien** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 7:56 am

Gumsi.

Why did Razorbeard ate one Yellow Lum?

razorbeard1999 · Post by **razorbeard1999** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:51 am

He forgot his lunch at home.

Why are black lums black?

Raymanien · Post by **Raymanien** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:44 pm

Because they're green.

Why does Murphy has too big teeth?

Rayman fan2000 · Post by **Rayman fan2000** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:20 pm

Because he has a big box stuck in his mouth

Why does Rayman sleep on Globox's fat stomach?

Julia_Patti · Post by **Julia_Patti** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:27 pm

Because everyone loves

!bellies!

Why Grim Keepers aren't on a diet yet?

Cairnie · Post by **Cairnie** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:56 pm

Because the diet was designed by Gillian McKeith.

Why do antitoons pace up and down so brainlessly?

Hedgehog673 · Post by **Hedgehog673** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:15 pm

Because they're thinking about free meatball sandwiches.

Why aren't the Knaaren trying to eat Rayman?

iHeckler9 · Post by **iHeckler9** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:34 pm

They'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops.

Why is a Teensie?

Rayman fan2000 · Post by **Rayman fan2000** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:38 pm

Because Teensie.

Why is Globox a fat toad lookalike?

Hedgehog673 · Post by **Hedgehog673** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:08 pm

Because Ubisoft tries to be original.

Why didn't Razorbeard try to give Rayman a flu?

Rayman fan2000 · Post by **Rayman fan2000** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:11 pm

Because he sucks at doing that.

Why does Rayman take suits instead of golden fists?

Julia_Patti · Post by **Julia_Patti** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:13 am

Because his tailor is reach, duh.

Why there is Razoff and no Razon?

SilverStar117 · Post by **SilverStar117** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:06 pm

Because the Pirate Switch said so.

Why is drunk-Globox so freaking hilarious?

iHeckler9 · Post by **iHeckler9** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:29 pm

Because if he was a thin frog doppelganger Begoniax would have married him instead of Razoff.

What happens when a Knaaren eats your parents?

Julia_Patti · Post by **Julia_Patti** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:35 pm

Knaaren is poisoned.
What is a spike on Razoff's hat for?

LoveMetal · Post by **LoveMetal** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:38 pm

My parents are dead.
Why Begoniax is pretty ?

Julia_Patti · Post by **Julia_Patti** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:45 pm

Because potions.

Why all teensies are grey, and one is greeeeen and spooootted, boooohoooo?

Clara Knight · Post by **Clara Knight** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:03 pm

Because he's a giant teensie.

Why Razorbeard is small?

RayLums · Post by **RayLums** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:09 pm

Because all the small man are orsum.

Why Jano can't speak normally ?

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