Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Hedgehog673 · Post by **Hedgehog673** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:14 pm

Because you got a goat in the head.

Why isn't Globox 10 ft taller?

Rayray1994 · Post by **Rayray1994** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:25 pm

Because when he was young, Clark hit him on the head.

Why not?

MLII · Post by **MLII** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:26 pm

Because I said so! >C

Is Reflux a crossdresser?

Hedgehog673 · Post by **Hedgehog673** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:00 pm

Of course, what else?

Why are the Teensies grey?

Julia_Patti · Post by **Julia_Patti** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:21 pm

Because it's easier to pretend to be a pebble.

How did Murfy get his freckles?

Rayray1994 · Post by **Rayray1994** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:08 pm

When he born. It's genetical. He his Razoff's secret son.

Who is Murfy's mother?

Julia_Patti · Post by **Julia_Patti** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:16 pm

A marker Razoff drew him on the wall with!

He wanted to brighten up the gloomy atmosphere, and didn't expect Murfy to come to life suddenly.

Can Betilla knit a mitten for a Paluchard?

iHeckler9 · Post by **iHeckler9** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:40 pm

She can't knit.

Would you hang a Paluchard when you give him a wristband?

Julia_Patti · Post by **Julia_Patti** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:45 pm

To have a pack of other ones fly into him and flop down in a pile? No way.

If there are Teensies, where are the Hugeums?

Rayman fan2000 · Post by **Rayman fan2000** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:46 pm

They died the same day the Dinosaurs died in the same way.

Why does Rayman say "kah" instead of "car" in the Rayman TV Series?(I know, stupid question....which is wat this topic is for XD)

Julia_Patti · Post by **Julia_Patti** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:50 pm

'Cause he's my KAH-ntryman (Russian) and still haven't got rid of the accent.

What can cause a teensie to grow?

Rayray1994 · Post by **Rayray1994** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:52 pm

When he eat a Paluchard.

Why Globox has a little brain?

Julia_Patti · Post by **Julia_Patti** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:00 pm

Because Polokus remembered of it only in the end of creating him.

Why Razoff is so lithe?

Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 10:08 am

Bumped, but this is a little interesting to see, considering how successful this is in the off-topic. Dunno how far this would go though....

Because Razoff is Birds858's waifu.

Why is Rayman limbless?

WizardMinecraft · Post by **WizardMinecraft** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:27 pm

Because he has to

Why do lums regenerate when restarting a level

StelzenBomber · Post by **StelzenBomber** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 2:01 pm

Why is Rayman an Aubergine? AND why is globox not a box?

Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:41 pm

WizardMinecraft wrote:Because he has to

Why do lums regenerate when restarting a level

Because they are magical fairies.

StelzenBomber wrote:Why is Rayman an Aubergine? AND why is globox not a box?

Just because. (You forgot to ask a question by the way).

Why is Mr. Dark's lair in a candy land?

Birds858 · Post by **Birds858** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:50 pm

Because chocolade.

Why Rayman can’t swim in Rayman 1 ?

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:58 pm

Because the water is evil

Why do Teensies' noses look like long potatoes?

Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:59 pm

Because people use them to cut off the potato noses and bake them (or fry or steam or etc)

What is the stairway to wall in the SOSAF?

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