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spiraldoor

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Who cares about earthquakes? Pete Postlethwaite is dead.
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This is the Off Topic section and I decided to go...Off Topic.DesLife wrote:There's a Funny Pics topic.
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Ouch...spiraldoor wrote:Who cares about earthquakes? Pete Postlethwaite is dead.
It reminds me a Portuguese actor and comedian that died for the same cause in the last year. I was shocked when I heard the news.
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Let me tell you something extremely fun:
البرنامج بلغه c
عمل البرنامج
ضع اي رقممان تريد
تقوم بالاختيار بين الجمع الطرح الضرب القسمه
#include <stdio.h>
void main()
{
تعريف القربل
int a,b,c,sum,sub,prod,div;
امر الادخال
printf("\nplease inter the farst number");
طلب الادخال الاول
scanf("%i",&a);
طلب الدخال الثاني
printf("\nplease inter the scand number");
امر الادخال الثاني
scanf("%i",&b);
اختر
printf("\n 1 sumation");
printf("\n 2 subtion");
printf("\n 3 miltplication");
printf("\n 4 prodact");
printf("\n enter any case you want ");
ضع اي رقم
scanf("%i",&c);
قاعده
switch(c)
{
case 1:
sum = a + b;
printf("\n total is equal =%i",sum);break;
case 2:
sub = a - b;
printf("\n subtion is equal =%i",sub); break;
case 3:
prod = a * b;
printf("\n prod is equal =%i",prod); break;
case 4 :
div = a / b;
printf("\n divtion is equal =%i",div); break;
defoult : printf("\n empty");break;
}
}
الالبرنامج من غير شرح
#include <stdio.h>
void main()
{
int a,b,c,sum,sub,prod,div;
printf("\nplease inter the farst number");
scanf("%i",&a);
printf("\nplease inter the scand number");
scanf("%i",&b);
printf("\n 1 sumation");
printf("\n 2 subtion");
printf("\n 3 miltplication");
printf("\n 4 prodact");
printf("\n enter any case you want ");
scanf("%i",&c);
switch(c)
{
case 1:
sum = a + b;
printf("\n total is equal =%i",sum);break;
case 2:
sub = a - b;
printf("\n subtion is equal =%i",sub); break;
case 3:
prod = a * b;
printf("\n prod is equal =%i",prod); break;
case 4 :
div = a / b;
printf("\n divtion is equal =%i",div); break;
defoult : printf("\n empty");break;
}
}

البرنامج بلغه c
عمل البرنامج
ضع اي رقممان تريد
تقوم بالاختيار بين الجمع الطرح الضرب القسمه
#include <stdio.h>
void main()
{
تعريف القربل
int a,b,c,sum,sub,prod,div;
امر الادخال
printf("\nplease inter the farst number");
طلب الادخال الاول
scanf("%i",&a);
طلب الدخال الثاني
printf("\nplease inter the scand number");
امر الادخال الثاني
scanf("%i",&b);
اختر
printf("\n 1 sumation");
printf("\n 2 subtion");
printf("\n 3 miltplication");
printf("\n 4 prodact");
printf("\n enter any case you want ");
ضع اي رقم
scanf("%i",&c);
قاعده
switch(c)
{
case 1:
sum = a + b;
printf("\n total is equal =%i",sum);break;
case 2:
sub = a - b;
printf("\n subtion is equal =%i",sub); break;
case 3:
prod = a * b;
printf("\n prod is equal =%i",prod); break;
case 4 :
div = a / b;
printf("\n divtion is equal =%i",div); break;
defoult : printf("\n empty");break;
}
}
الالبرنامج من غير شرح
#include <stdio.h>
void main()
{
int a,b,c,sum,sub,prod,div;
printf("\nplease inter the farst number");
scanf("%i",&a);
printf("\nplease inter the scand number");
scanf("%i",&b);
printf("\n 1 sumation");
printf("\n 2 subtion");
printf("\n 3 miltplication");
printf("\n 4 prodact");
printf("\n enter any case you want ");
scanf("%i",&c);
switch(c)
{
case 1:
sum = a + b;
printf("\n total is equal =%i",sum);break;
case 2:
sub = a - b;
printf("\n subtion is equal =%i",sub); break;
case 3:
prod = a * b;
printf("\n prod is equal =%i",prod); break;
case 4 :
div = a / b;
printf("\n divtion is equal =%i",div); break;
defoult : printf("\n empty");break;
}
}
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That is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
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And what is this supposed to be? 
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MLII

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Yeah I dunno either~
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It's a code for a simple maths program, as in, addition, subrtraction etc. Apart from the fact it's partly in Hebrew I don't really see the funny side of it.
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spiraldoor

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‘Sumation’. ‘Subtion’. ‘Miltplication’. ‘Prodact’.
Why are they spelt like that. Why.
Why are they spelt like that. Why.
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Hebrew?Serza5 wrote:Apart from the fact it's partly in Hebrew I don't really see the funny side of it.
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Serza5

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I don't know, it's some language I don't know any way. 
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spiraldoor

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Hebrew isn’t a programming language. Serza have you been reading The Da Vinci Code again?
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Serza5

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I'm amazed I can read something again, which i've never read once.
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spiraldoor

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I thought Angels & Demons was better anyway.
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I thought they were both bad. And I felt like I had been reading the same story twice, only happening in different countries.
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spiraldoor

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They were both bad, but Angels & Demons at least had some thematic depth in that it centred on the constant struggle between science and religion. The similarity between the two stories is only a flaw in The Da Vinci Code, which was written later. Dan Brown ripping off one of his previous works doesn’t diminish its quality.DesLife wrote:I thought they were both bad. And I felt like I had been reading the same story twice, only happening in different countries.
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Where do these spambots keep coming from? A year ago there were none and now there are fifteen or so.
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MLII

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Guys, we have another bot.
I reported it~
I reported it~
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MLII wrote:Guys, we have another bot.
I reported it~
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MLII

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Pffft <salutes> glad I could be of use~




