You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Danone]

There is no rayman in rayman games

[CheatCat]

Rayman hacks your computer.

[Danone]

Rayman kill yourself

[CheatCat]

Rayman is in 1D.

[MLII]

Lol one dimension? :0 Really?

...When Globox doesn't even bother eating Andre cus he knows you won't be able to get him back out

[Lianna]

There is no Raygirl in the Rayman Origins.

[Danone]

there is no menhirs in menhir hills

[CheatCat]

You need to beat Rayman 1 before you can play Rayman 2.

[Danone]

There is no ship in prison ship

[CheatCat]

Rayman become knocked unconscious by Deserters.

[Danone]

There is no knaaren in desert of knaaren

[CheatCat]

There is no escape in Rayman 2: The Great Escape.
Jano send Rayman back to Rayman 1.
Rayman become attacked by a headcrab.
You think Rayman is turnbased...
...and wait for your turn to start.

[Danone]

There is no Precipice in the precipice

[spiraldoor]

The fact that these mindless threads are receiving so much more activity than the recent and potentially excellent image-manipulation one is quite sad.

[Danone]

When you cant ride in the shell cause he exploit all the time

[spiraldoor]

And so the cycle continues.

Alas.

[MLII]

Oh do shut up Spi, it's just a bit of fun. xD We're not all here for deep psychological debates.

Although I DO see what you mean orz

[Danone]

When thre is no ''Load''

[CheatCat]

There is no "Start Game"
There is a black lum on the title screen instead of the yellow ones.
When there is a Game Over text in Rayman 2.

[Danone]

There is no ''on button'' in your console