You know you suck at Rayman when...

[TeensieKing]

When you collect every Yellow Lum and then Ly says: Oops,I failed.I wanted to say you have to collect Blue Lums,not Yellow.I guess you'll have to start from scratch.

[Keane]

...When Polokus kills you instead of the pirates.

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

when the magician and betilla choose murphy to save the world instead of you

[Shrooblord]

when the magician and betilla choose murphy to save the world instead of you

... and Murfy brings along his girlfriend with the great big... eyes.

...OH CRAP -edits post-

I TOTALLY DIDN'T SEE THAT. ;_;

Hardcore over here.

[Arz]

...When Sam drowned.

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

i Mr Dark Thingamajig, can't defeat Betilla

[Arz]

When you think of "Rabbids Go Home" as a Rayman game.

[TeensieKing]

When Ly kills you instead of thanking you for saving her

[Fraz]

When the plums in Rayman 2 keep bouncing away from you...

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

When Ly kills you instead of thanking you for saving her

That's a great idea, i make right now a potion to control her
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...you wanna go through a spiral door, but when you walk through it, you just are on the other side of the door
...you take a spiral door to the woods of light, but you will arrive high in the sky and then fell down

[Shrooblord]

When the plums in Rayman 2 keep bouncing away from you...

(=me in Sanctuary of Stone and Fire just the other day - I was all like 'f-king Plum! f-king baby Chenilles! F-KING LAVAAAAA' haha)

... when the Gorilla Pirate nearly Game Overs you (=me - agan in SoSaF; he kept dodging my Plums and then when I finally hit him with one... it EXPLODED! wtf!)

[CheatCat]

When you open a black hole instead of a spiral door.

When Ly kills you instead of thanking you for saving her

That's a great idea, i make right now a potion to control her

[Hoodie74]

When umber (from R2) doesn't walk into the lava for you.

[Shrooblord]

When umber (from R2) doesn't walk into the lava for you.

Haha...
"No. No, go find someone else to sacrifice himself for you to get over there. I refuse."

[Hoodie74]

When umber (from R2) doesn't walk into the lava for you.

Haha...
"No. No, go find someone else to sacrifice himself for you to get over there. I refuse."

Why don't you just get a power-up from R3 for you huh, like that helicopter one?

[Shrooblord]

Why don't you just get a power-up from R3 for you huh, like that helicopter one?

The Hoodlums have yet to invent flame-retardant clothing, so they don't even dare enter the SoSaF - hence there are no Washing Powder Powerups... sadly, Ray will have to rely on Umber, who is even more sadly reluctant to help him out. Oh, dear.

[stan423321]

When umber (from R2) doesn't walk into the lava for you.

Haha...
"No. No, go find someone else to sacrifice himself for you to get over there. I refuse."

Why don't you just get a power-up from R3 for you huh, like that helicopter one?

The RHR anti-lava one would be better as it works significantly longer.

[TeensieKing]

when you do the grimace in R1 and the livingstone laughs at you

[Keane]

...When The Candy Chateau doesn't open after getting all the cages

[TeensieKing]

when Razorbeard decides to kill Globox instead of jailing him