You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Shrooblord]

< When Polokus awakens and kills all of your friends instead of the Pirates

Wow, terrible.

"Ahhh... now, that should do the tri-- Oh... whoops. Whooooops..."
I think Polokus will need a few sedatives to get the world back to normal now.

...when Rayman plus Plum equals squished fruit.
...when Rayman decides the world could also just wait for another hero and doesn't come out of his hammock.
...when the Magician decides to, instead of allowing you passage into a bonus world, lock you up in one.
...when the Grimace causes Rayman's tongue to get stuck in his eyeball.
...when Rayman accidentally holds Joe's firefly too tightly and she dies, rendering Rayman blind and forced to wander the dark caves alone.

[Raymanarenaps2]

When on the robot pirate blast miss RAYMAN and come out the 3ds screen and hits you instead of Rayman!

[Spanex]

...you buy a Rayman game and upon inserting the disk, you learn to your horror the disk magically wiped itself of all its content.

[Shrooblord]

... when said disc then continues to wipe your hard disk.
... when Boombox becomes an official character.
... when Rayman drops on one the Masks, causing it to break. Whoops!

[stan423321]

When while killing pirates, Polokus kills Rayman because of "CD-R magic".

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

... when Rayman drops on one the Masks, causing it to break. Whoops!

that would be fun, will Ly punish rayman if that happens

[Shrooblord]

Nah, she'll be all like "Wait-- wai-- we can use some superglue or something ... no, duct-tape! USE THE DUCT-TAPE!!"

[skellydude7]

...when a teensie steals your hands
...when you cant throw a cow 5 inchs from your foot
...when you cant beat the fairy concil
...when a cat can get more lums than you
...when murfy beats you in a "foot" race
...when you get scared by globox
...when a baby globox has to beat razorbeard and reflux for you
...when you cant buy rayman orgins cause it to hard of a chalenge
...when you pee you pants when you die
...when you get scared because of a lum
...when the teensie doctors have to get a controller out of your stomace...that you ate cause you cant get past th first part
...when a lum can beat you on rayman arena/m
...THE END

[Keane]

...When Razorbeard says ''Join me Rayman, and I will make you the greatest of the Glade! Or else you must die!''

[Shrooblord]

...When Razorbeard says ''Join me Rayman, and I will make you the greatest of the Glade! Or else you must die!''

I hope he's got lots of SPAHEGETI!

As long as Rayman doesn't start feeling like bombing some D'dongoes... whatever the hell those are.

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

...When Razorbeard says ''Join me Rayman, and I will make you the greatest of the Glade! Or else you must die!''

No, Rayman, you should join me, The Mighty Mr. Dark Thingamajig, or else you will dubble die

[Raymanarenaps2]

When you fall under the ground just by walking on rayman 2

[beebo44]

...When Razorbeard says ''Join me Rayman, and I will make you the greatest of the Glade! Or else you must die!''

I hope he's got lots of SPAHEGETI!

As long as Rayman doesn't start feeling like bombing some D'dongoes... whatever the hell those are.

You mean Dodongos? They're from a totally different franchise: legend of Zelda. Namely they're from Ocarina of Time!

[Keane]

beebo has never watched YouTube Poop.

[beebo44]

Oi! What the hell is Youtube Poop?

[Haruka]

Oi! What the hell is Youtube Poop?

Typing that in YouTube makes you get an idea of what it is.

[beebo44]

Ah god...

[Keane]

Ah god...

Let the CD-i be your guide. You will quickly notice the want for dinner and mah boi, and realize my location.

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

Razorbeard see you, and begin to celebrate his victory

[Lianna]

When the Magician is like Mr.Dark.