What?! I thought I had the game early!!!RayTunes wrote:...When you mistake Rayman 1 for Origins.
You know you suck at Rayman when...
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Nannerb3

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you ragequit after several years of failure and give the game away to a toddler, who gives in back a few weeks later because they completed it.
When you stare cluelessly at Tarayzan, who is hiding behind a bush in embarrassment and pointing at his clothes which are stuck on a tree branch, and you simply cannot figure out what he wants from you.
When Tarayzan gives you magic seeds and you feed them to the birds.
When you try to be kind by washing the Magician's hat for him, but then you realise Space Mama is standing next to the washing machine and laughing at you because you forgot to check inside the hat first...
When you stare cluelessly at Tarayzan, who is hiding behind a bush in embarrassment and pointing at his clothes which are stuck on a tree branch, and you simply cannot figure out what he wants from you.
When Tarayzan gives you magic seeds and you feed them to the birds.
When you try to be kind by washing the Magician's hat for him, but then you realise Space Mama is standing next to the washing machine and laughing at you because you forgot to check inside the hat first...
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When Ogi from the Bobinogs uses a "square" spell and kills Rayman.
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When all the other characters in the game laugh and treat Rayman like a joke, not a hero.
When you try to polish Rayman's nose, for whatever reason.
When, instead of playing the game, you spend hours ranting on about how illogical it and it's characters are.
When you try to polish Rayman's nose, for whatever reason.
When, instead of playing the game, you spend hours ranting on about how illogical it and it's characters are.
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sonyplaystation

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
You know you suck at Rayman when...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th0n3Blb ... re=related
Hapens to you.
(credit goes to Raymanarenaps2 for finding this video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th0n3Blb ... re=related
Hapens to you.
(credit goes to Raymanarenaps2 for finding this video)
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sonyplaystation

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you get eaten by KIRBY! XD

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Master

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
...He's missing the distinct lack of limbssonyplaystation wrote:When you get eaten by KIRBY! XD
You know you suck at Rayman when...
...words cannot explain how bad you suck.
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Adsolution

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
That's an epic RaymanKirby! Who made it?
You know you suck at Rayman... ...When you're playing Rayman DS.
You know you suck at Rayman... ...When you're playing Rayman DS.
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Master

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Though if you complete it, then there would definitely be a distinct lack of suck, considering it's rubbish controlsRayFan9876 wrote:That's an epic RaymanKirby! Who made it?
You know you suck at Rayman... ...When you're playing Rayman DS.
...when you have to get passwords off YouTube
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sonyplaystation

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
I did. and it took me a dam week to do it.RayFan9876 wrote:That's an epic RaymanKirby! Who made it?
You know you suck at Rayman... ...When you're playing Rayman DS.
yours are better then mine though. . .
You suck at rayman when you
the telitubies have to beat the first level of Rayman 1 for you.
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When the musician refuses to give you the super helicopter potion because you flirted with his wife. D___D
When you punch a cage of electoons, but instead of breaking open it falls into nearby water and the electoons drown.
When you play so badly that even Tarayzan could play the game better than you and he lives in the jungle.
When you run directly into a sniffling trumpet, causing Rayman to get sucked into it so both Rayman and the trumpet to die humiliatingly from suffocation.
When the death mentioned above is the only time you've actually killed an enemy, because the only reason you made it to Band Land was because Tarayzan played most of the game for you.
When you punch a cage of electoons, but instead of breaking open it falls into nearby water and the electoons drown.
When you play so badly that even Tarayzan could play the game better than you and he lives in the jungle.
When you run directly into a sniffling trumpet, causing Rayman to get sucked into it so both Rayman and the trumpet to die humiliatingly from suffocation.
When the death mentioned above is the only time you've actually killed an enemy, because the only reason you made it to Band Land was because Tarayzan played most of the game for you.
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Shrooblord

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
These were quite funny.THEdragon wrote:When you punch a cage of electoons, but instead of breaking open it falls into nearby water and the electoons drown.
When you run directly into a sniffling trumpet, causing Rayman to get sucked into it so both Rayman and the trumpet to die humiliatingly from suffocation
That RayKirby is really cool. I wonder what his power would be? The helicopter? Or maybe he throws one of his limbs out... ouch.
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When Rayman throws his fist and it hits him in the face when it comes back.
When you stare intensely at a platform for quite a long time, before finally figuring out that you're supposed to jump onto it.
When you think Rayman Origins sucks, but that's only because you never realised that you were meant to leave the Snoring Tree.
When you free some caged electoons and the reason they giggle is because they think your gameplay skills are a complete joke.
When you're the reason why Rayman is the only member of his species after Rayman 1. 0__0
When you stare intensely at a platform for quite a long time, before finally figuring out that you're supposed to jump onto it.
When you think Rayman Origins sucks, but that's only because you never realised that you were meant to leave the Snoring Tree.
When you free some caged electoons and the reason they giggle is because they think your gameplay skills are a complete joke.
When you're the reason why Rayman is the only member of his species after Rayman 1. 0__0
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sonyplaystation

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
THEdragon wrote:When Rayman throws his fist and it hits him in the face when it comes back.
When you stare intensely at a platform for quite a long time, before finally figuring out that you're supposed to jump onto it.
When you think Rayman Origins sucks, but that's only because you never realised that you were meant to leave the Snoring Tree.
When you free some caged electoons and the reason they giggle is because they think your gameplay skills are a complete joke.
When you're the reason why Rayman is the only member of his species after Rayman 1. 0__0
Last two lol. XD
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Whan Rayman get a haircut in Beneach the Sanctuary of Rock and Lava level 
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you refuse to help Joe by lighting up his sign because you are terribly racist against extraterrestrials.
When you complete the Pink Plant Woods and your reaction is "YES! FINALLY! AFTER ALL THESE MONTHS I COMPLETED THE G- Oh, wait what...? Aww, sh-"
When Betilla sees Rayman coming and thinks "Aw heeeeeelll no....."
When you've impaled Rayman on sharp mountain spikes in Mr Stone's Peaks more times than you've pressed the jump button while using the helicopter potion.
When Joe gives Rayman a firefly and he stuffs it up his nose.
When you complete the Pink Plant Woods and your reaction is "YES! FINALLY! AFTER ALL THESE MONTHS I COMPLETED THE G- Oh, wait what...? Aww, sh-"
When Betilla sees Rayman coming and thinks "Aw heeeeeelll no....."
When you've impaled Rayman on sharp mountain spikes in Mr Stone's Peaks more times than you've pressed the jump button while using the helicopter potion.
When Joe gives Rayman a firefly and he stuffs it up his nose.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
-when you try to press down-right/left to crawl in Rayman 1.
-when you save the game with zero continues and zero lives (I did this on my very first time playing through the game).
-when you save the game with zero continues and zero lives (I did this on my very first time playing through the game).
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When Rayman loses his lifes with a PICHUUN! sound in a danmaku style.
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you chase a Tricky Treasure to the end of its path and jump in the water.
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sonyplaystation

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
when you mistake rayman M for rayman RUSH



