Awesome Quotes!!

[El Dango]

Of course, the Epic Boon Combo! Can't leave that one out.

[Rayman3DS]

Updated once again!

[Psychlops]

This is my favorite quote:

This is what I imagine when I read each of your meltdowns:

[Lianna]

I'll just do my quote is:
"... eat the chocolate dusssst!"
i forgot my quotes...

[Adsolution]

Why do nintey percent of the quotes in this topic consist of a Spiraldoorian substance?

[Master]

Why do nintey percent of the quotes in this topic consist of a Spiraldoorian substance?

Spiral has quite a history, by the look.

[Adsolution]

Why do nintey percent of the quotes in this topic consist of a Spiraldoorian substance?

Spiral has quite a history, by the look.

The book is a lie. Off with you now.

[El Dango]

Any Record Day quotes we can use?

[Serza5]

Any Record Day quotes we can use?

I'm sure we can get a few from the Anti-British thread.

[Adsolution]

I nominate this one:

i'm pretty long and when i'm older i will be ca. 1.95 meter long

That's what (s)he said.

did (s)he said i'm long?

Very long.

where?

Oh, people of lesser intelligence, where would you be without me?
RayFan made a rather poor "That's what she said" joke.

It does have me in it, but MDT just made me lols.

[PowerPatrick]

How come no one mentioned these?

Awesome DB!!! Love the ebony girl.

‘Ebony’? Is this the latest politically-correct term we’re all supposed to adopt?

The only place I've seen the word "ebony" used to describe a person's skin colour is in porn films.

At least now we know where iambored learnt his English.

But if I had to choose from my own quotes that I've said on this forum:

If the cluebat has no effect, use the banhammer.

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< saw, < came, < conquered

[Electoon]

This:

One thing I wondered about Andrew's letter to the Magician... Why would anyone send their cousin a letter in a language they can't read?

Silly Andrew.

Isn't it obvious? Andrew is actually Mr. Dark! It all makes sense now - Andrew decided that his British accent is enough for him to become a supervillain so he became Mr. Dark but held it in secret from his cousin, the Magician. Andrew sent the letter to his cousin, knowing he doesn't know English (at least in this version of the game). He knew that the Magician wouldn't understand and would send Rayman on the quest. Mr. Dark/Andrew knew Rayman was at the time young and retarded, so he filled the world with easy questions, where the wrong ones end in death on Rayman's side. So basically, he just wanted Rayman to die, and thought up an evil, cunning plan. And after Mr. Dark died/was defeated, the Magician found out it was actually his cousin. Wanting to avenge the death of his family member, he decided to impersonate Mr. Dark (which he was also secretly hoping to do, because he found Mr. Dark a pretty cool guy).

[iHeckler9]

You know you suck at Rayman when...
Barrack 'o bama is Globox singing stupid high school musical songs and Sssssssam is saying that you suck when you sigh....

Not awesome, but it cracks me up.

[Rayman3DS]

I'll update it later I'm kinda busy sorry

[iHeckler9]

RayFan?

Nope.

Chuck Testa.

Fuck testis.

Testis? Nope! Chuck Testa's ballz.

[Rulez]

I feel honored.

[iHeckler9]

I doubt Hoodie does though.

[Adsolution]

I feel honored.

As do I my fine feathered friends Rulez and iHeckler.

[THEdragon]

My, what a page. Starts off with a drunk Globox, then come a bunch of hiiiigh hippies, and then my stoned Mr. Stone.

What's with the addictions now?

Because of the ranks on this page viewtopic.php?t=7560&start=20

[Adsolution]

Ah, this one:

...So, I'm guessing the point of this topic is to make fun of British people?

But I love British people though...

We need to change this ASAP- or else you'll be one of THEM.

A proud Brit will stand up for her fellow Brit-lover. I shall stand up for MetalGearChick by hereby stating that you, DesLife, are a butt.

I'm Deslife the noo am I? Well aye I am not a butt, I am one sexy, hot ass.

An ass is usually warmest when just expelling diarrhea, so I'm not sure anyone would find your steaming butt attractive. However, your modesty is flattering.

I'm sure it does but it's a given fact that my arse is sexy for the meer fact that it's Scottish.

The meerkat is not Scottish therefore your arse is not sexy.

We have meerkats here though in Edinburgh zoo.

THEY ARE NOT NATIVE TO SCOTLAND YOU NATIVELY SCOTTISH SWAMP MONSTER. By the way, have you made those twenty-six sigs I requested?

I was thinking about but seeing as you called me a monster WHICH I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME I may be delaying it for a good few weeks.