Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[THEdragon]

Because he drank too much apple cider.

What is apple cider made out of?

[Reese Riverson]

I think Globox produces it every time he drinks plum juice...

Do you think it tastes well like that?

[THEdragon]

Probably not... That sounds even less tasty that substitute plum cake... Which is made out of hippies...

How well is the substitute plum cake production going?

[Reese Riverson]

Very well done as long as the hippies stay out of the factory of plum cakes.

Think the security system is strong enough?

[THEdragon]

We don't know. Hippies are mysterious, we don't know what they are capable of.........

What are hippies capable of?

[Reese Riverson]

Hippies are capable of turning you into jello and hacking your brain to be their slaves...


Would you now stay away from hippies?

[THEdragon]

HELL YEAH! ....Unless I had a sacrifice with me who would be turned into jello then I take the jello and run.

How many children does the Musician have?

[Reese Riverson]

Oh about 3389 million.

How does he take care of them all?

[THEdragon]

He doesn't. He sends them all to the substitute plum cake factory, and in return, they will spare his life. However, the Musician ended up being turned into a substitute plum cake anyway.

Why did Andrew eat styrofoam? (Anyone who knows me from Gorillaz-Unofficial will get the styrofoam joke)

[Reese Riverson]

(I'm afraid I don't know you from there)

Because he felt like eating something crunchy.

Why does he crave for crunchy styrofoam?

[THEdragon]

Because it's low-fat.

Which is better, tea and crumpets, roast beef and tea, or STYROFOAM?

[Reese Riverson]

My pick is styrofoam, as it's juicy with plum additives.

What do you think of the delicious combo?

[THEdragon]

Not as good as grilled cheese on toast.

Did you see the Magician cry in the Rayman Junior intro!? I mean, what's up with thaaaat!?

[Reese Riverson]

No I have not, but apparently they were mighty cruel to him.

For what reasons, though?

[THEdragon]

They were jealous of his amazing hair so they locked him in the DUNGEONZ OF DEWM for a month. The sudden crying was apparently induced by sudden flashbacks of the trauma.

What did Betilla think of this!?

[Reese Riverson]

She wasn't pleased at all, she began to retaliate.


In what way did she do so?

[THEdragon]

She pulled the Magician's guts out and knitted them into a scarf.

WHAT THE F***

[Reese Riverson]

I don't know.

So then what happenes?

[THEdragon]

The Magician cries more because there is a gaping hole in his body where his guts once where, but Betilla is now wearing them around her non-existant neck.

Where was Andrew when this happened?

[Reese Riverson]

He was drinking tons of plum juice.

Do you think he gets sick of the stuff?