Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Rayrobi]

Yes i do.

How this method would sound?

[Reese Riverson]

Amazing, awesome, and quite adequate at that!


Do you think you should run the new plum factory called Adequate Plums, Inc?

[Rayrobi]

No, i don't think so, but you maybe.

You think about what?

[Reese Riverson]

What has some serious issues.

Why does What look so much like Cousin It?

[Smega]

42.

Where are my keys?

[Reese Riverson]

Your keys are in outer space, it'll be darn near impossible to find them.

Can you replace those keys with a new set?

[THEdragon]

Just pick the lock!

But what do we pick the lock with?

[Reese Riverson]

With lock picks!

Where can we get those at?

[THEdragon]

It is in your eyesocket, behind your eyeball. You have to gouge your eye out to get it.

Why is my left arm twitchy?

[Reese Riverson]

Because you stabbed it with a twitching needle by accident..

Will there ever be a cure?

[THEdragon]

The only cure is eating a slice of substitute plum cake.

But what if I feel uncomfortable with that, knowing what it's actually made of?

[Reese Riverson]

Then you will be doomed to twitching forever!

Maybe you can find a legit plum cake made out of organic fruits?

[THEdragon]

I could, but it wouldn't work as a cure. Only only a slice of heavily processed hippy will work.

But what is done with the bits of leftover un-processed hippy? (OMG this was my 666th post O__O)

[Reese Riverson]

It's put into the every day food you eat!


How do you feel about that?

[THEdragon]

D8 I.... I don't even......O____O

Do people get high from eating hippies?

[Reese Riverson]

Yes, high enough to float into outer space, where the aliens will kidnap them like in The Sims 2.


Now what will those aliens do to those people?

[THEdragon]

Turn them into hippies to keep the production of substitute plum products going.

What's the worst Tumblr 'ask' account you've seen?

[Reese Riverson]

The one that... asks too many questions.

Do you think it asks any Rayman related plum questions?

[THEdragon]

Any Tumblr ask account that actually only asks questions instead of answering them is not even worth thinking about. XD

Why is the Musician's wife creepy?

[Reese Riverson]

Because she is always angry at him.

Why is she always so angry?