Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[THEdragon]

She's kicking the photographer because he tried to take a photo of her sunbathing when everyone went on holiday.

How does the photographer get to all those dangerous locations in the game unharmed anyway?

[Reese Riverson]

Magic, he floats around in a giant bubble.

Where did he get such powers at?

[THEdragon]

He broke into Andrew's house and stole a magic formula.

Why did one of Razoff's ancestors hunt Space Mama?

[Smega]

For her golden slippers.

Just what is the Bubble Dreamer's deal?

[THEdragon]

He ate the wrong bowl of mushroom soup, if you know what I mean.

Why are the second and third sections of Mr Stone's Peaks flooded?

[Shrooblord]

Because Bégoniax's toilet was all clogged up, so she had to find another place to go.

What clogged up her toilet?!

[ikke471]

A pervert that fell down in the toilet.

What is space mama doing?

[THEdragon]

Dating Mr Sax.

Where did they go for their romantic date?

[Shrooblord]

Mr. Sax's Hullabowchickawowow.

How do the other inhabitants of Band Land know someone's blowing Mr. Sax's horn?

[THEdragon]

They were watching the whole time.

Why did Mr Stone, the badass tough guy, let a family of hippies live at Mr Stone's Peaks?

[Shrooblord]

Every bully needs a bunch of softies to bully around.

If Mr. Stone's a bully, what does that make of Mr. Dark?

[THEdragon]

An assassin.

How can the trumpet-people in Band Land live knowing that they are living musical instruments!?

[Shrooblord]

Don't you know they have a heart of brass?

If Mr. Dark's the assassin, what does that make of the Ninja Pirates? This could go on for a while...

[THEdragon]

Motorboat engineers.

Where can I buy the best boat in the Valley?

[Shrooblord]

According to your logic, aboard the Pirate's Prison ship the Buccaneer... oh, drat! That blew up.

Following this set of rules, we determine how the Guardians got their appearance:
Guardian + fire + golden body armour -> Foutch
Guardian + ice + crystal body armour -> Axel
Guardian + wind + silver body armour -> Grolem 13

What is missing at the '???'
Guardian + rock + ??? -> Umber

[Skaarj]

ebony body armor
while the guardian of darkness have a daedric body armor
you think that there is a guardian of darkness?

[Shrooblord]

Probably Jano's a good candidate for that, when he's not busy picking out skulls from his teeth.

Will your skull be between Jano's teeth?

[Skaarj]

nope but problaby rayman s skull was there
could mr dark be the lord of darkness?

[Shrooblord]

No, that's too obvious. Mr Dark's already the lord of pink cake and happy people.

Is the cake fermented?

[Skaarj]

well its full dead bodies from the last mr dark victims,does this count as fermented?
is its that mr dark can transform the world into a dark and macabre world?