Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[THEdragon]

No, but the tent is...

Why do I enjoy holding my self in a semi-conscious near-sleep state where strange and random scenes occur involuntarily in my head?

[Shrooblord]

Because you want to be like the hippies, except without the bong.

Is it time for DONKEY-BONG?!

[Smega]

I prefer Crack Bandicoot.

How come the nymphs all have different colours of hair and skin, despite being sisters?

[Adsolution]

I prefer Crack Bandicoot.

How come the nymphs all have different colours of hair and skin, despite being sisters?

Because apparently their mother was a world-class whore.

Why are people too stupid for democracy?

[Rayman fan2000]

Because

Why is Michael Jackson so awesome?

[Rayrobi]

Because he's the king of pop!

Do i have a crown?

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

Yes, you liked to be a princess when you was young, so you had and have a plastic crown

EDIT: BINGO?

[Rayrobi]

I DIDN'T WANT TO BE A PRINCESS!! Only a prince.

But no, it's not a BINGO, it's just a BING.

BRAIIIINSSSS....?

[Shrooblord]

LET HIM RUN... MEAT BETTER WITH SALT.

Why do the Knaaren feast on brains anyway? Isn't that a zombie's job? Unless... *gasp* SHOCKING REVELATION!

[THEdragon]

Because the knaaren are hopeless zombie wannabes.

Why did the Musician's child's hair change colour?

[Shrooblord]

He had a mid-teen crisis and dyed his hair.

When double-o-seven and double-eleven doubled and Evan, doubling as Stephan, dabbled with Ellen, Dibble Dobble doubling as Dabble Dubble dabbled with...?

[THEdragon]

Scatman!

Why does the Magician have such a stupid looking house?

[Spanex]

'Cause he's a magical retard with wild imaginations.

Panda cupcakes?

[THEdragon]

No, pandas are endangered and don't have the delicious plum taste of hippie cupcakes.

Dnal eht rof llimdniw llimdniw?

[Smega]

Dnah dnah ydnah ym no sriah eht yb ton.

What is Rayman's middle name?

[Adsolution]

Dnal eht rof llimdniw llimdniw?

Dnal ruoy no ecalp ot elbaliava ro elbadroffa yltnerruc sllimdniw on, yletanutrofnu, era ereht, on.

What is Rayman's middle name?

Jasper.

Is questioning an answer hypocritical?

[Shrooblord]

No, but it is paradoxial.

Isn't it cool that the world's tallest tree Hyperion places sixth from the bottom of the list of tallest structures in the world, just under Dublin's Spire?

[Adsolution]

Sorta cool, mebe cool kinda, kool.

Five Alive or Orange Juice?

[Shrooblord]

Orange Juice, because history has told us things named 'OJ' go on unpunished.

Are you a Lemming?

[ikke471]

If I was I would be falling from a cliff now.... so yes I am a lemming

why do I like heineken?