Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Rulez]

Because water is healthy.

Ba dum tss.

Ba dum tss?

[Shrooblord]

Bad an' your ass.

What do you get if you stir a glass of milk? Milkstirs? And what if you shake stir fries? Fry shakes?

[Smega]

This looks like a case for Sally Bollywood.

Why do I keep getting shitloads of Deviant Watch messages?

[Rsandee]

Because they want you dead.

Why does brown smell so funny?

[THEdragon]

Because you're smelling the wrong brown thing...

How did Betilla and the Magician meet?

[Shrooblord]

They were both in the same booth at a comic-con trying to get their costumes off... those things became so tight they decided to wander around in them ever since.

Does a fish really need a bicycle?

[Danone]

They need better guns.

Who killed me?

[Shrooblord]

Curiosity.

Do you fire golden bricks from a bazooka too?

[Smega]

Yeah, but I mostly shoot ducks.

Complete this sentence:
Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his black and white...

[THEdragon]

Photocopier print.

When the silence gave birth to a baby, why did they take it away to her silent dismay and raise it to be a lady?

[Smega]

Everyone likes ladies.

Who really killed Hitler?

[MLII]

Same person who shot the sheriff.

Who shot the sheriff?

[ikke471]

Curiosity

Do you guys like wolfes?

[THEdragon]

Joe's firefly.
EDIT: Oh no I think this was my 1000th post XD
What's the best thing to put up a baby's nose?

[Rulez]

Weed, my deer hippie.

Do you like drugs?

[THEdragon]

No... But drugs like me, they are always liking my Facebook statuses

What would the Musician look like with straight hair?

[Rayrobi]

Michael Jackson.

What happens if Chuck Norris kills himself?

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

I WANT CHICKEN!

WHERE'S MY CHICKEN!?

[Rayrobi]

I stole it from you.

Why did i stole it?

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

if i knew, than i wouldn't ask where my chicken is

I WANT MY SLIPPERS!