Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Adsolution]

Oh no reason, no reason at all.

How long might it take to choke a young elephant to death?

[ikke471]

Not as long as an adult elephant

May I know if I'm involved in your plans?

[Adsolution]

Of course you are. The whole world is involved. It will be a global event.

How many blunt hits to the head with a microphone does it take to kill a fox?

[ikke471]

Like 2 or 3

Are you going to murder all the animals?

[Rayrobi]

Indeed she does.

Do she dislike animals?

[Adsolution]

Heavens no! You have a sick mind! My intention is purely to know these details to prevent such things from happening!

Define "wave."

[Rayrobi]

Wave: a disturbance (an oscillation) that travels through space in time, accompanied by the transfer of energy.

And you, define this: define.

[Shrooblord]

Oh no, it's a loop question into itself! Paradox!

Will the Master drop in with the TARDIS, fix it up and transform it into a Paradox Machine, just so the above paradox can remain in place and Rayrobi can finally have the answer he seeks?

[Rayrobi]

No, he cant. The only way is that i have to find the shrine of myre and find the answer.

How can i find it?

[Shrooblord]

You can't find it because then the paradox would instantiate and since there's no Paradox Machine to allow for this to happen, the Universe won't have it.

Do some Decepticons disguise themselves as microwaves... of doom?

[Rayrobi]

No, they disguise themselves as microwave ovens of doom.

What happens if you step into the Corridor of Doom?

[Shrooblord]

Pixellated enemies start harassing you and you have to fight 'em off with shotguns while awesome music covers your back.

Would a vampire know what to do with Rayman?

[Adsolution]

Yes, it would suck Rayman's blood.

MrYellow, MrGreen... MrRed?

[Shrooblord]

Right, said Fred.

But how would the vampire suck his blood if he has no neck?

[THEdragon]

The vampire sucks the blood from his heart through a curly straw.

What is the best use for floor polish?

[Shrooblord]

Run them along the walls and onto the ceiling.

If you go back to the past, kill your grandfather, but then decide NOT to go back to the past in the first place, when do you meet your Chrono-clone?

[Smega]

About a couple of minutes later.

Why is Derpy called Derpy?

[Rulez]

42.

Can a walrus breathe in outer space?

[ikke471]

Yes a walrus can do that

Why was the forum down?

[Rulez]

So I couldn't switch to this tab when my mother comes in while I'm watching porn.

Why was the forum up?