Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[ikke471]

Because he doesn't like being down

How?

[Smega]

Live long and prosper.

Why did my head blow up?

[Adsolution]

Because of my Manipulate The Image entry.

Why did the baby seal want to walk into the club?

[Rulez]

Seals are dumb bitches and can't walk, so it's pretty normal that one would want to walk.

Can you picture a walrus having sex with a seal?

[Rayrobi]

As fine as i can take a picture of you having sex with Space Mama.

Is these normal:

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hi,


yo dude

need a quick favour from you

http://www.votestephencarr.com

im in that competition and i need votes, i really like your channel

i just subbed

plz give me ur vote,

regards,

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[Spanex]

As fine as i can take a picture of you having sex with Space Mama.

Is these normal:

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hi,


yo dude

need a quick favour from you

http://www.votestephencarr.com

im in that competition and i need votes, i really like your channel

i just subbed

plz give me ur vote,

regards,

Hey, I got this too. Just ignore it. This guy likely didn't even sub you like he said.

[Rayrobi]

As fine as i can take a picture of you having sex with Space Mama.

Is these normal:

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hi,


yo dude

need a quick favour from you

http://www.votestephencarr.com

im in that competition and i need votes, i really like your channel

i just subbed

plz give me ur vote,

regards,

Hey, I got this too. Just ignore it. This guy likely didn't even sub you like he said.

I know. But is this normal?

[Spanex]

`\(<_>)/´ Idonno.

I didn't see that this was the AASQGASA thread...

AASQGASA is the best acronym YES/NO?

[Rayrobi]

Nein. O_o

If ASDF JKLÉ asked this: What should i do with my fungal feet if i ead t the skin from it?; What should TZUI VBNM ask?

[Shrooblord]

Probably something in some obscure and long-lost language, judging by his name.

Why did the Interceptor missiles for the Heart of Gold turn into a flower pot and a whale?

[Smega]

A unicorn did it.

How do you fit a bomb inside a cake?

[Shrooblord]

First you bake the bomb, then you bake it again and it'll cake!

Is Murray a relative of Ssssam?

[Rayrobi]

No, because Hippos are quite different than water snakes.

Do you sometimes wonder about how "stewpid" are you?

[Shrooblord]

That's a catch-question and I won't answer it.

What's the square root of a root squared?

[Adsolution]

Root beer.

Why do I never sleep?

[THEdragon]

Because an invisible smurf injects caffiene directly into your bloodstream every hour.

Why do I like rainbows so much?

[Adsolution]

Because an invisible smurf injects Double-Rainbow Hallucinogens into your bloodstream every night, which is why I don't like rainbows.

Why did I listen to the Mylo Xyloto album five times in a row?

[THEdragon]

Because Chris Martin planted a mango tree in your brain.

Are mangoes nice?

[Adsolution]

Relatively so, yes, but I think the real question is:

Are kumquats nice?

[Shrooblord]

There can be only one answer.

Kum-what?!

Additionally, the answer in itself contains the next question. So,

Kum-what?!