How to make Fapple Sauce.

[MTPArts]

Hello! You are here because you want to taste the yummiest sauce in the land. So, let us begin.

You will need:
- An apple.
- A male genitalia. (If you do not have on of these, ask your friend!)
- 9000 grams of Demera sugar.

1) Get your apple. Cut the apple in half.
2) Take the core out so you're left with a spherical hole in the centre of both halves.
3) Get your male genitalia or helpful friend and masturbate (or help masturbate) into both spherical holes.
4) Once the holes are full with semen, masking tape both halves together.
5) But into a blender and add the sugar.
6) Blend for 30 seconds.
7) Pour on all your favourite dishes!

I can assure you, it's extra yummy!

[Serza5]

I have a problem.

I want to make this but I can only obtain women's genitalia, will this still work?

[PowerPatrick]

[Glaciem]

For the record, I had absolutely nothing to do with this, and certainly did not suggest a certain attractive French member make an instructional video demonstrating it.

[MTPArts]

I have a problem.

I want to make this but I can only obtain women's genitalia, will this still work?

Hmm...maybe. I haven't tried, my friend Kev- I mean Tanya helped me make it and he's a dude so...
Try it and tell me how it turns out! I might try and go on Dragon's Den with it soon. I'll get the judges to help make the first retail jars.

I had absolutley nothing to do with this,

I could've sworn you...

[Rsandee]

Great recipe!
I'm looking forward to give this to my new friend, he loves male genitalia and buckets of semen, not your sig though.

[spiraldoor]

Hello! You are here because you want to taste the yummiest sauce in the land. So, let us begin.

You will need:
- An apple.
- A male genitalia. (If you do not have on of these, ask your friend!)
- 9000 grams of Demera sugar.

1) Get your apple. Cut the apple in half.
2) Take the core out so you're left with a spherical hole in the centre of both halves.
3) Get your male genitalia or helpful friend and masturbate (or help masturbate) into both spherical holes.
4) Once the holes are full with semen, masking tape both halves together.
5) But into a blender and add the sugar.
6) Blend for 30 seconds.
7) Pour on all your favourite dishes!

I can assure you, it's extra yummy!

Sean Adair, is that you?

[MTPArts]

Great recipe!
I'm looking forward to give this to my new friend, he loves male genitalia and buckets of semen, not your sig though.

Thanks! I'm sure he'll agree it's very tasty.

[Haruka]

[ikke471]

[MTPArts]

A recipe for the yummiest sauce in the land!

[Rulez]

That sounds magically delicious. Oh boy, do I really need the Demera sugar?

[MTPArts]

That sounds magically delicious. Oh boy, do I really need the Demera sugar?

I reccomend it, but you can spare it if you want! It depends how sweet or bitter you like your fapples!

[Adsolution]

This looks nutritious. I smell money.

[MTPArts]

This looks nutritious. I smell money.

THIS IS MY IDEA. I WILL SUE YOU IF YOU MAKE MY MONIES.

[spiraldoor]

MTPArts, I am putting you on my list of enemies.

[MTPArts]

MTPArts, I am putting you on my list of enemies.

Is that bad?

[Adsolution]

This looks nutritious. I smell money.

THIS IS MY IDEA. I WILL SUE YOU IF YOU MAKE MY MONIES.

"Monies" is not a word. Due to a lack of definition, I have just legally made one billion dollars.

[MTPArts]

This looks nutritious. I smell money.

THIS IS MY IDEA. I WILL SUE YOU IF YOU MAKE MY MONIES.

"Monies" is not a word. Due to a lack of definition, I have just legally made one billion dollars.

[Rulez]

This looks nutritious. I smell money.

THIS IS MY IDEA. I WILL SUE YOU IF YOU MAKE MY MONIES.

"Monies" is not a word. Due to a lack of definition, I have just legally made one billion dollars.

Don't worry, s/he's bluffing. Take a close look at the pixels.