Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Smega]

That's the aim of the game.

Does Dolan drink daquiri?

[Dildo_Potter]

No he drinks aquarumium's water.

Who is Oggy ?

[Rulez]

Oggbourne.

Did I just draw Dolan, Gooby, Pruto and Hugu on the wall over my father's bed?

[Rsandee]

No, instead you paid to get a tattoo of them on your ass.

Why the hell doesn't anyone else know who Hans Teeuwen is!?

[Dildo_Potter]

Because it is a nickname.

What is a chips?

[Rayrobi]

A squirrel, brother of Dale. And he's not a chips, he's just Chips!

Why are there a sun?

[Danone]

It's the God Rule #47.

Am I still alive?

[Rayrobi]

Yet you're still alive, though you will get the death as your birthday gift.

What is hell?

[THEdragon]

Most modern media.

Why didn't the Magician get a haircut?

[Rsandee]

Baby don't burn me.

Charge me Herr Doktor?

EDIT: ffs, my answer is a 100 times better.
ninja

[Smega]

9.

Do trains have sperm?

[sergiomonty]

Don't be silly, you know sperms are made of small trains.

2+2?

[THEdragon]

An awful double date disaster.

Why didn't the Magician get a haircut? (No-one answered the first time)

[beebo44]

An awful double date disaster.

Why didn't the Magician get a haircut? (No-one answered the first time)

Because he's afraid of the Hair-cutting machine.

Why does Bubble Dreamer like to try to pull his eyes out?

[Rulez]

They didn't want to portray Masochism too much in Rayman Origins so they started to hide it. They still thought it was too obvious so it boiled down to the Bubble Dreamer pulling his eyes out. Almost.

Dutch cheese?

[beebo44]

They didn't want to portray Masochism too much in Rayman Origins so they started to hide it. They still thought it was too obvious so it boiled down to the Bubble Dreamer pulling his eyes out. Almost.

Dutch cheese?

Nah mate, swiss.

Why is there a monster in my closet?

[Rulez]

The monster is actually a bank robber that decided to hide in your closet. You see, he was raised by a drunk father who beated on his wife, until one terrible day he killed her. The child was 7 at the moment but he was terrified by what he saw. He has never seen such a frightening moment in his short life. He was traumatized. The father then left the child due to wasting too much money on him, which could go for actually useful stuff like alcohol. The poor child had a very tough life and didn't even go to school, as his father was very ignorant and never thought about that. The kid didn't study anything at all and never went to college. He grew up at his grandmother's house. One day she died of age, and the 17-year old was depressed as the only person that ever cared about him just passed away. He had no idea what to do, where to go - his family left him, he won't even have a job due to being uneducated. With his 18th birthday he decided to end this and get wasted thanks to vodka, which he bought using his last money savings. However he met a 19-year old guy in the bar - Jim. Jim was a very nice guy and felt sympathetic to our poor hero after he told his story. Jim told him not to worry and to find something to do in life. Jim's motto was ''No matter what you do, your friend will find you''. He decided to help him out and they both tried to get a job at McDonald's, knowing how you don't need any qualifications there. However on the first day, our main hero screwed up and they both were kicked out of there. Jim was frustrated because he finally had a job too, but his idiotic friend ruined it. He left him, wanting to get revenge sometime on him. The guy had no hopes left - he didn't have a job, he didn't know what to do, he didn't even have any money. Then a thought struck him - he could just steal money from people. He decided to become a pickpocket and he got quite a few bucks from it. One day though he got caught by a policeman. He punched him in the stomach and runned away, deciding to hide in a cardboard box in a dark alley. It was dangerous there though, so he decided to rob a bank to get some more money - he still was poor. He entered a bank, yelling ''this is a robbery''. He had a very specific voice, so he was easily recognizable even with a black mask on. He started taking the money for himself when suddenly a few policemen rounded up and threatened him with stun guns. One of the policemen was strangely reminding the hero of someone - and guess who it was. He walked up to the robber and said, ''no matter what you do, your friend will find you''. It was Jim - the same guy who promised revenge on the robber months ago. He tried to paralyze him with his stun gun, but the robber runned away to the street. He was chased by three policemen. He saw an open window in a building near him, so he, in a desperate effort, attempted to enter it and hide away. He saw a closet - he entered it so he could be safe. The policemen never found him again, his life consisted of desperate attempts to get money and have a decent life, and you just think it's a monster in your closet. Beebo, you shouldn't be so mean. You should try to help the poor, lost soul.

Why is marijuana illegal?

[Shrooblord]

Because otherwise the answer to short questions becomes long and wally.

Where's Wally (not Waldo!)?

[Rulez]

In Britain.

Why is Pulp Fiction cool?

[Shrooblord]

Because Pulp Friction was hot.

Why is the kitchen messy?