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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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beebo44 wrote:
Hoodlum1 wrote:you let every villian get away, :shock: oh thats right...
It seems that Rayman sucks the most at Rayman then. But you're the one controlling Rayman, and you let all of them get away. So that means anyone who's beaten the Rayman games sucks at Rayman? But isn't beating a Rayman game a great achievement though? TOO. CONFUSING.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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when the mixed boss comes out to mrsax space mama and maskito haveing a three some and reflux gives rayman marawana ( in rayman 1) he gets ifectd with aids and dies :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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...You die in the Fairy Council :mwahaha:
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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... when a Green Lum gives you a heart-attack.
... when you think about what character you would scr--
... when you suck.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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...When you make a sweeping statement about your determination to complete one of the games and a month or more later still haven't gotten further than the first level.
...When the PS1 says "Not you again" and blows up before you even have a chance to start the game up.
...When you're under the illusion that Rayman Origins 3DS is the best version of the game out because everything's slowed down for some strange reason.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When you need cheat codes just to pass the title screen.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When you try to kill a knarren.
When Globox says to you: get out you sucker, I will save the world at your place!
When André throw you an axe in your face :lol:
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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The Edditaur wrote:...When the PS1 says "Not you again" and blows up before you even have a chance to start the game up.
:lol:

... when you finally find the 1000th Lum and it's red.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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... You kill a baby Globox instead of a robot pirate.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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when mr.dark says hes a herm and he she elopes with rayman and has 99,999,999,999 kids with rayman :)
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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i doubt rayman has genitles
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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Hoodlum1 wrote:i doubt rayman has genitles
If he did, his genitals probably would have fallen off after doing Hermaphrodite Dark enough times to produce 99,999,999,999 offspring. :)
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When you fall in the precipice at Reflux's battle.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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clark gose gay for mr.dark and at the end of raymanorigins you crash into there gay love pad were they are eating dark choclite pudding :D
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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gamegirl the rayfan wrote:clark gose gay for mr.dark and at the end of raymanorigins you crash into there gay love pad were they are eating dark choclite pudding :D
You are turning up to be the better Bingham.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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is that a complment i cant tell...... if jessus starts running over enemies in a majic flying catalac with 6 talking cats singing crazy train and says to rayman '' your trable im gona tack over cuse im mother fucking jessuse '' :winkgrin:
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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gamegirl the rayfan wrote:is that a complment i cant tell...... if jessus starts running over enemies in a majic flying catalac with 6 talking cats singing crazy train and says to rayman '' your trable im gona tack over cuse im mother fucking jessuse '' :winkgrin:
That's could either happen either if you suck at Rayman, or you play Rayman while doing lots of drugs. :fou2:
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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if when you walk into the mjicshion lair there mr dark the majicshion and razor beard are haveing a gay 3 some and totally ignore you :oops:
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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gamegirl the rayfan wrote:if when you walk into the mjicshion lair there mr dark the majicshion and razor beard are haveing a gay 3 some and totally ignore you :oops:
That would be teensie Magician, of course, because he's a total Mr Dark fanboy. To a further extent than we would like to think.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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a sea slug rapes mrdark when you are about to face him :shock:
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