The Glade of Dreams Survival Guide.

[Rulez]

Join the Pirate Community members and participate in Record Day.

Pirate Community members = communists, get it?

[Hoodlum1]

Hahaha thats actually a good one

[Rulez]

The communist joke was originally mine but then I shared it with the communists via my cartoon.

[Hoodlum1]

Well its a very nice joke good lad shame on those who dont agree

[Shrooblord]

Yes. All credit goes to Rulzez.

113: The beast and his army will rise from the pit to make war against the light. He is awake.
114: Slightly less macabre, you should run from anything that calls itself 'the Beast'.

[Hoodlum1]

That would be my first instinct unless you call your junk "the beast" haha

[Rulez]

That would be my first instinct unless you call your junk "the beast" haha

Stop it, I'm suffocating out of laughter!

[Shrooblord]

That would be my first instinct unless you call your junk "the beast" haha

I would still run.

[Rulez]

That would be my first instinct unless you call your junk "the beast" haha

I would still run.

Stop it, stop it, I'm almost choking myself!

[Hoodlum1]

That would be my first instinct unless you call your junk "the beast" haha

I would still run.

Stop it, stop it, I'm almost choking myself!

Alright, alright, calm your farm haha

[Bradandez]

115: Need to learn how to defend yourself? Visit Globox for Fung Ku lessons daily!
116: Avoid messing with the inhabitants down in the Inferno Kitchens!

[Mammothphant 2]

117: The barrel pirates have unfair fighting technique, so when fighting them, theres no need to be fair. Just hide behind a wall and shoot him after he has fired (except youre playing PS1 version.)

118: If you like soccer, go to the Globoxs house and you can watch Baby Globoxs match there. No need for TV.

[Master]

117: The barrel pirates have unfair fighting technique, so when fighting them, theres no need to be fair. Just hide behind a wall and shoot him after he has fired (except youre playing PS1 version.)

118: If you like soccer, go to the Globoxs house and you can watch Baby Globoxs match there. No need for TV.

117.5: If locked in combat with Barrel Pirates of the PS1 variety, shoot as many shots as possible whilst dodging.

[Shrooblord]

Ad Reel 119: When in trouble, you can always rely on PlumCo™ to supply you with all the Plum Juice™ Extract© you will ever require. Remember: For every bruise, the cure is Plum Juice! ™
Disclaimer 120: Pirate Co. is not responsible for any limbs you may lose during a battle with our Enemy.
Survival Tip 121: If you see a big, fiery demon, you'd better run your ass off before he burns it off for you.
Tourist's Guide of Warnings 122: If you're inside a ginormous and beautiful temple made of fire and lava, just ignore the scenery and look behind you... for the love of Polokus, just look behind you.
Tourist's Guide of Warnings 123: The small, bitey, toothed fish are small and bitey. And they have teeth.

[Decidetto]

Tip 124: For the allergic: the Hoodlums have a special variety, 100% fruit-free plum juice!

[Keane]

Survival Tip 125: Tell Globox to fuck off. He only brings trouble.

[Shrooblord]

"I have a gift for you, from Ly."
"Fuck off, grandpa."

[Mammothphant 2]

126: If youre on Raymans side, ignore tip 125.

[Decidetto]

127:
If you're on André's side though, fuck off yourself, and make sure you don't get swallowed.

[Shrooblord]

Hoodlum's Safety Regulations #128: Don't look into the barrel while cleaning the gun.
Hoodlum's Safety Regulations #129: Do not spend your time making friends in card games, or you might get a right wack on the back of your smack.
Hoodlum's Safety Regulations #130: FEED THE KNAAREN.