Funny Expressions!

[Shrooblord]

Ahah some of the above left quotes made me laugh quite a bit. Thanks guys!

Also, another Who-ian quote for you:
Madge Arwell: "But I don't understand - are you the new caretaker?"
The Doctor: "I'm usually called The Doctor, or Caretaker ... or 'Get off this planet!' - though, strictly speaking, that's not really a name."

From Crash Twinsanity:
Uka Uka: "Ah, if it isn't Dr. Cortex and Crash Bandicoot. I don't know whether I should kiss you, or kill you."
*crash makes kissing gesture*
--
Aku Aku: "Maybe if we hand him over to the twins, they'll spare us."
Cortex: "But they'll kill me!"
Uka Uka: "That's a risk I'm willing to take."

[Decidetto]

Then I've got another one for you:

Pit:"Who has two thumbs and loves hot springs?"
(short silence)
"Everyone with two thumbs!!"

It's made funnier when you know how much Pit adores hot springs and can't help but say something about it whenever he gets close to one.

[ikke471]

Pit: We need to help Palutena!
Hades: help Palutena? don't you mean "crush" Palutena?
Pit: go home hades... just go home...

wich is funny because he lives in the underworld and the underworld is hell.. so he kinda told him to go to hell

[Rulez]

wich is funny because he lives in the underworld and the underworld is hell.. so he kinda told him to go to hell

Haha. Hilarious.

[ikke471]

wich is funny because he lives in the underworld and the underworld is hell.. so he kinda told him to go to hell

Haha. Hilarious.

it's one of those "you should hear it from the source"things

[Shrooblord]

wich is funny because he lives in the underworld and the underworld is hell.. so he kinda told him to go to hell

Haha. Hilarious.

it's one of those "you should hear it from the source"things

Of course it is.

[ikke471]

wich is funny because he lives in the underworld and the underworld is hell.. so he kinda told him to go to hell

Haha. Hilarious.

it's one of those "you should hear it from the source"things

Of course it is.

GO HOME SCHOOLBORD!

[Shrooblord]

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.

Which is incidentally another Funny Expression, this time a Shakespearian quote.

[Adsolution]

RayFan, please tell DesLife he's a homosexual nigger Jew.

~Hunchman801

[MyBodyIsReady]

From Kid Icarus Uprising

Pit: hey look! An exo tank!
Hades: hey look! Who cares?

Pyrrhon: what?! I can't hear you over all this awesome!

Pyrrhon: Pyrrhon senses danger.. And now.. Pyrrhon sees it.

Hey look! Kid Icarus Uprising!
The whole game is funny expressions fest (I'm talking about characters like Hades, Pyrrhon, Palutena or Thanatos).

[ikke471]

From Kid Icarus Uprising

Pit: hey look! An exo tank!
Hades: hey look! Who cares?

Pyrrhon: what?! I can't hear you over all this awesome!

Pyrrhon: Pyrrhon senses danger.. And now.. Pyrrhon sees it.

Hey look! Kid Icarus Uprising!
The whole game is funny expressions fest (I'm talking about characters like Hades, Pyrrhon, Palutena or Thanatos).

true dat... Pyrrhon is absolutely my favorite character from this game... his voice and his superhero-ish stuff are just perfect

[Decidetto]

From Kid Icarus Uprising

Pit: hey look! An exo tank!
Hades: hey look! Who cares?

Pyrrhon: what?! I can't hear you over all this awesome!

Pyrrhon: Pyrrhon senses danger.. And now.. Pyrrhon sees it.

Hey look! Kid Icarus Uprising!
The whole game is funny expressions fest (I'm talking about characters like Hades, Pyrrhon, Palutena or Thanatos).

true dat... Pyrrhon is absolutely my favorite character from this game... his voice and his superhero-ish stuff are just perfect

Absolutely.
Brofist to you two!

And another one:
Pit: Twinbellows! Here, boy! Old Pit's gonna teach you even MORE new tricks! And if you're good, I'll take you for a walk and give you a bath and a treat. We're gonna rack up some serious Nintendogs trainer points together!

(Twinbellows is a dog-like boss, just so all you laymen out there know )

[Shrooblord]

I'll translate some Dutch sayings into English, simply because they make absolutely no sense that way and this makes them funnier.
He, who burns his backside, must sit on the blisters.
I found it awfully short through the corner of that banker to deny me my breadneedy money. Now I've got to find some underroof before I lay the lead!

[Decidetto]

I'll translate some Dutch sayings into English, simply because they make absolutely no sense that way and this makes them funnier.
He, who burns his backside, must sit on the blisters.
I found it awfully short through the corner of that banker to deny me my breadneedy money. Now I've got to find some underroof before I lay the lead!

Whoa, that's right. They don't make any sense!
I'm proud to be Dutch; it's such a nonsensical language

[Adsolution]

I'm proud to be Dutch; it's such a nonsensical language

Yeah, but German is way better!

[Smega]

He, who burns his backside, must sit on the blisters.

That one makes a bit of sense.
Or, if not sense, easy interpretation.

[Shrooblord]

Hank Green:
"Just because I just said that brains are delicious, doesn't mean I'm a zombie!"
"(...) and the African Dik-dik, whose name I just enjoy saying: Dik-dik. Dickdickdickdickdick."

[Shrooblord]

I found this:

Q. If I ran into someone from the 1950s, what would be the hardest thing to explain?

A. I possess a device, in my pocket, that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to man.

I use it to look at pictures of cats and get in arguments with strangers.

[Rulez]

Seen that! Funny because the only subreddits I browse nowadays are r/askreddit, r/gorillaz, r/gamegrumps and r/muse. The people on the music subreddits are pretty fucking good at finding rare versions of the songs and whatnots, like on the Gorillaz subreddit someone found a phase 2-ish version of Glitter Freeze from phase 3, while on the Muse subreddit someone found Feeling Good without the megaphone.

[Shrooblord]

Oooh cool! Could you send me a link for that one of Feeling Good without the megaphone? Sounds interesting!