Devil's Coach Horse Beetle

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

My sister found one in her room today, it's one nasty type of beetle that seems to be in the ranks of the undead.
We tried everything to let him die, we smashed my books and my sister's shoes on him, we sprayed poison on it, we tried to gas him.
And guess what? He still lives. This is one wretched Beetle, does somebody know how to kill it?

[Adsolution]

Kill it with fire.

[Spanex]

Poor bug

[MyBodyIsReady]

Kill it with fire.

This.

[GNineify]

Flush it down the toilet and it's gone.

[Rulez]

Flush it down the toilet and it's gone.

Yeah, and spoil all the fun? Nah.
You should trap him in a jar and spray a shitload of this poisonous gas you seem to have, crazy Dutchman. Close the jar. Let the animal die a slow, painful death.

I like this because torturing annoying flies, mosquittoes and beetles is a shameful hobby of mine.

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

Flush it down the toilet and it's gone.

Yeah, and spoil all the fun? Nah.
You should trap him in a jar and spray a shitload of this poisonous gas you seem to have, crazy Dutchman. Close the jar. Let the animal die a slow, painful death.

I like this because torturing annoying flies, mosquittoes and beetles is a shameful hobby of mine.

We did, but the next morning he was still alive, but he's finally dead. So, me and my dad slashed him in three pieces, still alive, duh, then we sprayed some more poison on him and then he was dead in three hours.

And Spanex, that's not a poor bug, it's the devil himself, you don't want to know how agressive he is or how painful his bite!

[Rulez]

We did, but the next morning he was still alive, but he's finally dead. So, me and my dad slashed him in three pieces, still alive, duh, then we sprayed some more poison on him and then he was dead in three hours.

You... you did it?

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

We did, but the next morning he was still alive, but he's finally dead. So, me and my dad slashed him in three pieces, still alive, duh, then we sprayed some more poison on him and then he was dead in three hours.

You... you did it?

It's a though one, but i did it, Rulez, i did it

[Master]

I'm surprised Serza didn't come in with this:

[spiraldoor]

Poor bug

How can you feel sorry for something with a brain the size of a pinprick? It is not even capable of thought.

[Spanex]

Poor bug

How can you feel sorry for something with a brain the size of a pinprick? It is not even capable of thought.

My apologies for being a little less careless, o great spiraldoor.

[spiraldoor]

Careless what?

[Rulez]

A little less not caring, thus a bit more caring.

[Mr. Dark Thingamajig]

The myths of these beetles are pretty dark. With the Devil and the scyhtes of Reapers and such

[Louvis]

Out of curiosity I google'd some images of that... vicious beast

Bitch Imma gonna fuk u up
Edit: apparently I can't spell

[spiraldoor]

I kill numerous insects every day. Any filthy hexapod that thinks it can just waltz into my room and make itself at home is asking for trouble. The dirty little subhumans will find naught but death and destruction here.

[Tricai]

Aww, but it does look kind of cute. :c

I tend to save all kinds of insects from our house on a daily basis. Those poor things have short lives either way, I see no point in killing them.

[Rulez]

Aww, but it does look kind of cute. :c

no

I tend to save all kinds of insects from our house on a daily basis. Those poor things have short lives either way, I see no point in killing them.

You're interpretating it the wrong way. They have such a short life span, killing them off isn't much of a difference for those buggers.

[Louvis]

I usually pick insects up and throw it out of window (with bare hands or with help of empty cup) or let my dog chase and eat them.

Unless these are wasps or mosquitoes. Motherfudgin' Satan's offspring UGH