You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Hoodlum1]

When gravity kicks in and rayman falls apart

[Ray502]

When Rayman discovers he doesn't have his fist in Rayman 3 and Globox gives him the grimace.

[Shrooblord]

When Rayman's telescopic fist just falls to the ground.

Yeah. That's pretty bad.

... when Razorbeard decides Ray's world is just not worth it and blows it up before even bothering about coming down.
... when you think you can stand on the background scenery that's over the water in Rayman 1. Repeatedly.
... when 10,000 Lums are still not enough to make the Teensie Council let you through their gates.

[Ray502]

When Rayman's Helicopter hair falls in the water.

[Shrooblord]

When Rayman's Helicopter hair falls in the water.

This would be interesting. When should this happen?

... when Sanctuaries' heat currents burn your hair (will be a feature in my game).
... when burnt hair = nicely tanned baldness.
... when baldness = no more love from anyone. Ever. Not even Globox.

[THEdragon]

... when baldness = no more love from anyone. Ever. Not even Globox.

Except that crazy purple-haired raymanian woman from that relic story.

[Shrooblord]

Ah yes, the prophecy will come true!

... when Carmen's air bubbles are really just her farts. And you choke. On methane.

[Bzzit]

When you find out that rayman is in fact the father of Uglettes kids

[Ray502]

Ah yes, the prophecy will come true!

... when Carmen's air bubbles are really just her farts. And you choke. On methane.

Ooh. That was a good one Shrooblord

[BzzitTheMoskito]

When carmen don`t bother giving you air bubbles. She thinks you will die by the 2 pirhannas behind you.

When you die by a Wrong Note in band land right after you jump.

[Ray502]

When Murphy won't give Rayman a ride in Rayman 3.

[BzzitTheMoskito]

When Sssssam lets you drown instead of helping you

[Ray502]

Rayman runs away from Mr.Dark when he is fighting him.

[BzzitTheMoskito]

... Mr Dark let you win just to get over with.

[Ray502]

When Rayman justs falls through a platform.

[Wiiola]

(In some versions of Rayman 2, it sometimes happens)
... During the gameplay, all you see is a black screen.

[BzzitTheMoskito]

When a Muddibog replaces Rayman

[Ray502]

When Globox's raindance won't work.

[Rayray1994]

When Rayman gets a new haircut, jumps off a cliff, and his helico doesn't work because his hair is too short.

[Ray502]

Rayman keeps running for 2 hours when Mr.Dark puts a spell on him.