Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Smega]

I prefer a zipper.

What is Ly's favourite TV show?

[Shrooblord]

Saturday Night Live: Late Night Edition, featuring Rayman in the swimsuit contest.

Do you also like the SNLLNE?

[Smega]

Late night TV isn't good for me.

Why is the English word for 'Dutch' not 'Hollandish' or 'Netherlandish'?

[Shrooblord]

Because the English thought we were Germans.
And if I would respond with the actual reason, that would defeat the purpose of this topic, but I'm willing to explain it to you if you'd really like to know.

Why gets China so much gold?

[Rayrobi]

Because it's a very big country.

Why are there more than a thousand million people in china if the USA or Russia has less than 500 million people?

[Smega]

Because your monkey sleeps inside me.

What does MLII stand for?

[Rayrobi]

It stands for My Life Isn't Insane.

What does the word "mean" mean?

[Smega]

It's German for 'vulva'.

Is Jupiter on your mind?

[Shrooblord]

No, but Uranus is.

Do you have disco inferno?

[Smega]

Yes. My disco fever was just that feverish that it turned into Spanish hell.

What if Ubisoft had their own game console?

[LoveMetal]

They will not port Rayman Legends on it.

What happens if RRR wouldn't have existed ?

[Master]

An alternative dystopian universe.

How does one go about downloading more memory?

[LoveMetal]

You have to download more ram

Is the llamaggot tetraplegic ?

[Rayray1994]

Sort of, because of global warming he can't move.

Am I gay?

[LoveMetal]

No (stupid answer).

Why the bigbang was ?

[Rayray1994]

Because you farted.

U mad, bro?

[LoveMetal]

No (stupid answer)

Since when rayman has a banana hair?

[Rayrobi]

Ever since seven years old.

Are you sick?

[Shrooblord]

In the face, in the gut or in the mind, dear? Be wary of your reply - I have a friend who wields scithimars.

Are you an X-Man?

[crashfan1ooo]

If you want me too.

Why are stupid people so smart?