Your worst bullshit

[Samathou]

Hello everybody!

Old memories from your childhood? From your teenhood? From yesterday or today (Or even the future, maybe... )?

Well, what kind of crap and stupid things do you remember of doing?

French thread => here

[Rulez]

I remember watching Star Wars and saw Leia in that sexy slave outfit and I got a boner.

[Samathou]

I remember watching Star Wars and saw Leia in that sexy slave outfit and I got a boner.

Wow, not a lot to make you get a boner.

[MyBodyIsReady]

I remember listening to Lavender Town and I got boner.

[Samathou]

I remember listening to Lavender Town and I got boner.

Even less, haha!

[Adsolution]

I remember trying to climb a six-foot rock face when I was six years old. It did not end well.

[Bzzit]

Throwing large stones off the side of my garage to miss and send one smashing through my garage window and then onto my car, my dad wasn't so pleased

[SuperSunshine]

I remember me and my cousins riding one of those kiddie cars down a huge hill beside a busy street.
I ended up falling off and getting hit.

By the kiddie car.

[Samathou]

Alright, I'm gonna tell the one I have explained in the french thread, then...

As a kid, I still lived in the surburbs of Paris; we had fun, I and my brothers, spitting at passengers' head up from the window, then we hid when they looked up to see who did that...
There was also one when we made bubbles (still up through the window of my brothers' room as it was bigger than mine), until that it filled entirely the parking lot below our flat/appartment; we also did the same but with paper planes.

[Cairnie]

Being called a lesbian. :<

[Samathou]

Being called a lesbian. :<

You remind me this time when I was like 9-10...
I met a girl as a classmate in our new class for the year; we became very good friends...
We were extremely close as we were always hanging out with each other. x) People around started wondering if we were not in a relationship together...

[DesLife]

Being called a lesbian. :<

Yeah I've been called that a lot too.

[Adsolution]

Being called a lesbian. :<

Yeah I've been called that a lot too.

Largely by me.

So I was three and I was playing a fishing-rod game with my friend Cloey, and I accidentally dropped it from ten feet up and it hit her on the head. Boy did that have an amusing aftermath.

[GNineify]

As a kid, I uploaded millions of slideshow videos of stolen pictures of dogs with cheesy techno music to YouTube. One of them was a some kind of story with amazing MS Paint editing. Don't bother trying to find 'em tho, because they're gone forever now.

[Samathou]

Being called a lesbian. :<

Yeah I've been called that a lot too.

Largely by me.

So I was three and I was playing a fishing-rod game with my friend Cloey, and I accidentally dropped it from ten feet up and it hit her on the head. Boy did that have an amusing aftermath.

GOOAL

[Rayray1994]

When I was six, I putted my sister into the car trunk because we were playing a game. I forget her.

[Samathou]

Ok, I'll post it in the English thread as well...

One of my bullshit today has been to test Rayman Origins as a demo for xBox... Now, Teensies kind of creep me out with their screams of individuals from a psychiatric hospital or of guys possessed while an exorcism... when he/she charges that Jackie Chan punch to the top (yeah, because they're going to the adventure with a dress...)

[Rayray1994]

I found these very funny!
Heuhwaaaaahwuuuuuuhaaaaaaaaaaahuuuhahu...

[Samathou]

I found these very funny!
Heuhwaaaaahwuuuuuuhaaaaaaaaaaahuuuhahu...

Pretty creepy; their voice sounds like they're gonna throw up.

[Rulez]

I like the voices that are in Rayman Origins.