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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Because they taste like grape pie.

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They are mandatory.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Because they are angry.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Because Namco took it.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Because there are already knives.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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'Cuz rain hates us.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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I'm not. This text was created in sheer probability. It may appear to be a reply to a question asked, but it is simply a byproduct of a mathematical equation that the Universe was doing while I was at this keyboard. Also, I'm not physically at this keyboard - that's an illusion.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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You left it at my place again, you should pay more attention.

how many egdes has a sphere?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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One, because the Earth is flat...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Underground left that station long hours ago. And crashed, for your luck.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Because otherwise the Cyclops sues.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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LKPettin2 wrote:Why nobody has got name "Nobody?"
Nobody knows!
Smega wrote:What if Rayman was a stick of butter?
Could you imagine the mess he'd make of Band Land!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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The Toffee Apple of my Eye

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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They all bought insulation from their local DIY's.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Sixty-nine.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Then the world would end.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Then Marklar would eat a Marklar after landing on planet Marklar to meet his fellow Marklars.

Could Marklar please fuck the nearest Marklar to the Marklar?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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RayFan9876 wrote:Could Marklar please fuck the nearest Marklar to the Marklar?
Marklar.

A stupid question.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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Why dinosaurs are not still alive ?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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'cuz they thought that life on Earth is boring.
Why you are you?
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