How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the
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How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
Ah, I see our self-written epic has resurfaced.
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH
Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and
Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does
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Ray502
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in
Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of
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Louvis
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch
Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about
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Ray502
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode
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Master
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner
Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason,
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason,
Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed
Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do
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Master
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal
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Re: Add a Word to the Story
How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal stuff like
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal stuff like