Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Shrooblord]

A question the universe tried to answer. Then he got tired of the universe and erased himself from it.

When is sad and happy at the same time as good as mad and slappy are?

[Master]

Dude obsessed with a Mr Anderson.
Did I really say that?

[Viricide Filly]

Yes.

No?

[Shrooblord]

Dude obsessed with a Mr Anderson.

Now that's a really stupid answer! ... good job!

Why herp-a-derp ding-a-dong I did have a mighty good reply to that, missy but no longer I don't, no.

Do you know any Texan sayings?

[Viricide Filly]

No.

Is Scootaloo a chicken?

[Shrooblord]

No.

Why that's sadder than a sidewinding prairie-dog on a hot day in July, roasting on my fine wife's barbeque-grilled Ford FIesta in a twister!

No, it's a gopher.

Do trees bark?

[Viricide Filly]

No, but they peel.

Does a finger point, or is the finger pointed?

[PluMGMK]

It all depends on the equation fr=a/30

Why would I want fries with popcorn?

[Shrooblord]

Because your mind popped when you got brainfried!

How did your brain get fried?

[Rayrobi]

By a knife.

iz u god at gramar

[Shrooblord]

Greymar iz for dee briensiens. We eats da briens... briens no mayk smert.

Briens...?

[Viricide Filly]

Zermerbs

Does a wave travel to or away from the normal line when it refracts inside a glass cuboid?

[PluMGMK]

If I were to answer that, I'd have to fill the post with a text wall so huge your head would explode!

Is the Blue Mountain scary or sexy?

[Viricide Filly]

Scarxy

This line...what happens to it? what happens to this line, when everything goes, Bon-Bon? This line..do you love me? Will you let me go?

[Master]

For the glory of the Predacons! I shall.
Optimus Primal must perish, yesss?

[Viricide Filly]

The magical book of knowledge (A.K.A The My Little Pony Magical Sounds Picture Book (Comes with batteries!)) says no.

WHERE IS MY INVITATION

[Master]

Megatron took it, but take a lookie here:

Am I confused?

[Minor-T5]

The magical book of knowledge (A.K.A The My Little Pony Magical Sounds Picture Book (Comes with batteries!)) says no.
WHERE IS MY INVITATION

In your pocket.
Do you like to eat fried vomit?

[PluMGMK]

Yeah, it's the most delicious soup ever concocted!

Should I shoot you now, or wait until I get home?

[Viricide Filly]

No...

Would you like a chicken or a slap?