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"How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal stuff like Waspinator, the Red Menace of the West, he looked like a cockroach and he is a mutant. Predacons looked like Decepticons with their Hexa-Flexagons.
"How flabbergasting, Morpheus."
"Could you be silent?"
"..."
"SEVERUS! Exterminate all bottoms of the Furfags right now so we can free ROBOTNIK, and conquer the universe!"
"As you wish, Lord Schwarzenegger, we will do them good by derectifying them."
"We won't let XBAHKS take over the Glade," said Adolf Shitler, sworn enemy of the furfag alliance.
"As Captain, Mein Rache will be having the biggest battle in history!"
"I salute you."
Meanwhile, in Russia, Pepsi was having adventures in a bottle of cannabis with monkeys that smelled of Apples and pie and other furfag bullshit. However, Carrot had dignity and pissed himself in the face while doing Gangnam Style.
Meanwhile, in the Prison Ship, Admiral Razorbeard received a special kick up the arse from his dear friend.
"I'M BATMAN" said he, quite losing his mind. He died of poverty which was odd because he was rich in fat, but not money.
The Salesman schemed schemingly, scheming a scheme of schemingly dastardly proportions. Implosion of gravitational and homosexual bagels caused the care bears furfag club to suck penis consistently for Japanese yoga videos.
"PENIS!" Said "PINGAS!"
PINGAS, ROBOTNIK's alter ego decided seppuku was for filthy Japanese manwhore furfags and choked on their entrails.
Old godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the fat controller's house. Old godzilla got hit by a bat grenade because fuckers ruin this story which makes Godzilla pissed. He drank thousands of gallons of tea because he was very much British. Pinkie Pie stole Godzilla's army of reptiles which caused Keanu Reeves to kill all bronies and furfags in the world. However bronies were invincible due to love and tolerance.
But were nonetheless easily ripped to shreds by the undying wrath of Mr Anderson.
And then Santa woke up. And died. Horribly. Laughter ensued as Morpheus went to teabag Santa Call of Duty style. And now it seems we're posting a sentence each time instead of one fucking word.
The universe reset, causing Chuck Norris to have his way, thus killing all hippies and furfags.
"Furfags are a re-occuring unfair mention", Smeagol said to himself as Rick Astley and Eduard Khil inspirationally started a conga line along the border of Congo. This angered Jesus so much he dastardly bastardly stole nipples from orphan kids in Riften. He then entered the anus of Mit Romney so the world applauded. The people threw away all the secret butt-fun videos that Romney had posted on his Tumblr account that showed all the perversion in its glory.
Meanwhile, the dildocopter was going to dissapear into a loaf of bread and he decided to learn about Jamaica with Stephen Hawking. While the dilidocopter starts.

"THE END IS NIGH FOR YOU!" said Barack Obama while he put on his trollface mask and looked at Rsandee. Rsandee said something that offended Mr Ass Woopin Hussein Obama (AKA Steve) so much he drowned in broken dreams while tragically experiencing spiritual ascension, becoming the new madgod of the shivering isles.
"Somedays I feel like a
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Re: Add a Word to the Story

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"How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal stuff like Waspinator, the Red Menace of the West, he looked like a cockroach and he is a mutant. Predacons looked like Decepticons with their Hexa-Flexagons.
"How flabbergasting, Morpheus."
"Could you be silent?"
"..."
"SEVERUS! Exterminate all bottoms of the Furfags right now so we can free ROBOTNIK, and conquer the universe!"
"As you wish, Lord Schwarzenegger, we will do them good by derectifying them."
"We won't let XBAHKS take over the Glade," said Adolf Shitler, sworn enemy of the furfag alliance.
"As Captain, Mein Rache will be having the biggest battle in history!"
"I salute you."
Meanwhile, in Russia, Pepsi was having adventures in a bottle of cannabis with monkeys that smelled of Apples and pie and other furfag bullshit. However, Carrot had dignity and pissed himself in the face while doing Gangnam Style.
Meanwhile, in the Prison Ship, Admiral Razorbeard received a special kick up the arse from his dear friend.
"I'M BATMAN" said he, quite losing his mind. He died of poverty which was odd because he was rich in fat, but not money.
The Salesman schemed schemingly, scheming a scheme of schemingly dastardly proportions. Implosion of gravitational and homosexual bagels caused the care bears furfag club to suck penis consistently for Japanese yoga videos.
"PENIS!" Said "PINGAS!"
PINGAS, ROBOTNIK's alter ego decided seppuku was for filthy Japanese manwhore furfags and choked on their entrails.
Old godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the fat controller's house. Old godzilla got hit by a bat grenade because fuckers ruin this story which makes Godzilla pissed. He drank thousands of gallons of tea because he was very much British. Pinkie Pie stole Godzilla's army of reptiles which caused Keanu Reeves to kill all bronies and furfags in the world. However bronies were invincible due to love and tolerance.
But were nonetheless easily ripped to shreds by the undying wrath of Mr Anderson.
And then Santa woke up. And died. Horribly. Laughter ensued as Morpheus went to teabag Santa Call of Duty style. And now it seems we're posting a sentence each time instead of one fucking word.
The universe reset, causing Chuck Norris to have his way, thus killing all hippies and furfags.
"Furfags are a re-occuring unfair mention", Smeagol said to himself as Rick Astley and Eduard Khil inspirationally started a conga line along the border of Congo. This angered Jesus so much he dastardly bastardly stole nipples from orphan kids in Riften. He then entered the anus of Mit Romney so the world applauded. The people threw away all the secret butt-fun videos that Romney had posted on his Tumblr account that showed all the perversion in its glory.
Meanwhile, the dildocopter was going to dissapear into a loaf of bread and he decided to learn about Jamaica with Stephen Hawking. While the dilidocopter starts.

"THE END IS NIGH FOR YOU!" said Barack Obama while he put on his trollface mask and looked at Rsandee. Rsandee said something that offended Mr Ass Woopin Hussein Obama (AKA Steve) so much he drowned in broken dreams while tragically experiencing spiritual ascension, becoming the new madgod of the shivering isles.
"Somedays I feel like a bitch just sitting
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"How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal stuff like Waspinator, the Red Menace of the West, he looked like a cockroach and he is a mutant. Predacons looked like Decepticons with their Hexa-Flexagons.
"How flabbergasting, Morpheus."
"Could you be silent?"
"..."
"SEVERUS! Exterminate all bottoms of the Furfags right now so we can free ROBOTNIK, and conquer the universe!"
"As you wish, Lord Schwarzenegger, we will do them good by derectifying them."
"We won't let XBAHKS take over the Glade," said Adolf Shitler, sworn enemy of the furfag alliance.
"As Captain, Mein Rache will be having the biggest battle in history!"
"I salute you."
Meanwhile, in Russia, Pepsi was having adventures in a bottle of cannabis with monkeys that smelled of Apples and pie and other furfag bullshit. However, Carrot had dignity and pissed himself in the face while doing Gangnam Style.
Meanwhile, in the Prison Ship, Admiral Razorbeard received a special kick up the arse from his dear friend.
"I'M BATMAN" said he, quite losing his mind. He died of poverty which was odd because he was rich in fat, but not money.
The Salesman schemed schemingly, scheming a scheme of schemingly dastardly proportions. Implosion of gravitational and homosexual bagels caused the care bears furfag club to suck penis consistently for Japanese yoga videos.
"PENIS!" Said "PINGAS!"
PINGAS, ROBOTNIK's alter ego decided seppuku was for filthy Japanese manwhore furfags and choked on their entrails.
Old godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the fat controller's house. Old godzilla got hit by a bat grenade because fuckers ruin this story which makes Godzilla pissed. He drank thousands of gallons of tea because he was very much British. Pinkie Pie stole Godzilla's army of reptiles which caused Keanu Reeves to kill all bronies and furfags in the world. However bronies were invincible due to love and tolerance.
But were nonetheless easily ripped to shreds by the undying wrath of Mr Anderson.
And then Santa woke up. And died. Horribly. Laughter ensued as Morpheus went to teabag Santa Call of Duty style. And now it seems we're posting a sentence each time instead of one fucking word.
The universe reset, causing Chuck Norris to have his way, thus killing all hippies and furfags.
"Furfags are a re-occuring unfair mention", Smeagol said to himself as Rick Astley and Eduard Khil inspirationally started a conga line along the border of Congo. This angered Jesus so much he dastardly bastardly stole nipples from orphan kids in Riften. He then entered the anus of Mit Romney so the world applauded. The people threw away all the secret butt-fun videos that Romney had posted on his Tumblr account that showed all the perversion in its glory.
Meanwhile, the dildocopter was going to dissapear into a loaf of bread and he decided to learn about Jamaica with Stephen Hawking. While the dilidocopter starts.

"THE END IS NIGH FOR YOU!" said Barack Obama while he put on his trollface mask and looked at Rsandee. Rsandee said something that offended Mr Ass Woopin Hussein Obama (AKA Steve) so much he drowned in broken dreams while tragically experiencing spiritual ascension, becoming the new madgod of the shivering isles.
"Somedays I feel like a bitch just sitting and abusing
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"How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal stuff like Waspinator, the Red Menace of the West, he looked like a cockroach and he is a mutant. Predacons looked like Decepticons with their Hexa-Flexagons.
"How flabbergasting, Morpheus."
"Could you be silent?"
"..."
"SEVERUS! Exterminate all bottoms of the Furfags right now so we can free ROBOTNIK, and conquer the universe!"
"As you wish, Lord Schwarzenegger, we will do them good by derectifying them."
"We won't let XBAHKS take over the Glade," said Adolf Shitler, sworn enemy of the furfag alliance.
"As Captain, Mein Rache will be having the biggest battle in history!"
"I salute you."
Meanwhile, in Russia, Pepsi was having adventures in a bottle of cannabis with monkeys that smelled of Apples and pie and other furfag bullshit. However, Carrot had dignity and pissed himself in the face while doing Gangnam Style.
Meanwhile, in the Prison Ship, Admiral Razorbeard received a special kick up the arse from his dear friend.
"I'M BATMAN" said he, quite losing his mind. He died of poverty which was odd because he was rich in fat, but not money.
The Salesman schemed schemingly, scheming a scheme of schemingly dastardly proportions. Implosion of gravitational and homosexual bagels caused the care bears furfag club to suck penis consistently for Japanese yoga videos.
"PENIS!" Said "PINGAS!"
PINGAS, ROBOTNIK's alter ego decided seppuku was for filthy Japanese manwhore furfags and choked on their entrails.
Old godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the fat controller's house. Old godzilla got hit by a bat grenade because fuckers ruin this story which makes Godzilla pissed. He drank thousands of gallons of tea because he was very much British. Pinkie Pie stole Godzilla's army of reptiles which caused Keanu Reeves to kill all bronies and furfags in the world. However bronies were invincible due to love and tolerance.
But were nonetheless easily ripped to shreds by the undying wrath of Mr Anderson.
And then Santa woke up. And died. Horribly. Laughter ensued as Morpheus went to teabag Santa Call of Duty style. And now it seems we're posting a sentence each time instead of one fucking word.
The universe reset, causing Chuck Norris to have his way, thus killing all hippies and furfags.
"Furfags are a re-occuring unfair mention", Smeagol said to himself as Rick Astley and Eduard Khil inspirationally started a conga line along the border of Congo. This angered Jesus so much he dastardly bastardly stole nipples from orphan kids in Riften. He then entered the anus of Mit Romney so the world applauded. The people threw away all the secret butt-fun videos that Romney had posted on his Tumblr account that showed all the perversion in its glory.
Meanwhile, the dildocopter was going to dissapear into a loaf of bread and he decided to learn about Jamaica with Stephen Hawking. While the dilidocopter starts.

"THE END IS NIGH FOR YOU!" said Barack Obama while he put on his trollface mask and looked at Rsandee. Rsandee said something that offended Mr Ass Woopin Hussein Obama (AKA Steve) so much he drowned in broken dreams while tragically experiencing spiritual ascension, becoming the new madgod of the shivering isles.
"Somedays I feel like a bitch just sitting and abusing Gilda the Griffon
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Re: Add a Word to the Story

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"How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal stuff like Waspinator, the Red Menace of the West, he looked like a cockroach and he is a mutant. Predacons looked like Decepticons with their Hexa-Flexagons.
"How flabbergasting, Morpheus."
"Could you be silent?"
"..."
"SEVERUS! Exterminate all bottoms of the Furfags right now so we can free ROBOTNIK, and conquer the universe!"
"As you wish, Lord Schwarzenegger, we will do them good by derectifying them."
"We won't let XBAHKS take over the Glade," said Adolf Shitler, sworn enemy of the furfag alliance.
"As Captain, Mein Rache will be having the biggest battle in history!"
"I salute you."
Meanwhile, in Russia, Pepsi was having adventures in a bottle of cannabis with monkeys that smelled of Apples and pie and other furfag bullshit. However, Carrot had dignity and pissed himself in the face while doing Gangnam Style.
Meanwhile, in the Prison Ship, Admiral Razorbeard received a special kick up the arse from his dear friend.
"I'M BATMAN" said he, quite losing his mind. He died of poverty which was odd because he was rich in fat, but not money.
The Salesman schemed schemingly, scheming a scheme of schemingly dastardly proportions. Implosion of gravitational and homosexual bagels caused the care bears furfag club to suck penis consistently for Japanese yoga videos.
"PENIS!" Said "PINGAS!"
PINGAS, ROBOTNIK's alter ego decided seppuku was for filthy Japanese manwhore furfags and choked on their entrails.
Old godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the fat controller's house. Old godzilla got hit by a bat grenade because fuckers ruin this story which makes Godzilla pissed. He drank thousands of gallons of tea because he was very much British. Pinkie Pie stole Godzilla's army of reptiles which caused Keanu Reeves to kill all bronies and furfags in the world. However bronies were invincible due to love and tolerance.
But were nonetheless easily ripped to shreds by the undying wrath of Mr Anderson.
And then Santa woke up. And died. Horribly. Laughter ensued as Morpheus went to teabag Santa Call of Duty style. And now it seems we're posting a sentence each time instead of one fucking word.
The universe reset, causing Chuck Norris to have his way, thus killing all hippies and furfags.
"Furfags are a re-occuring unfair mention", Smeagol said to himself as Rick Astley and Eduard Khil inspirationally started a conga line along the border of Congo. This angered Jesus so much he dastardly bastardly stole nipples from orphan kids in Riften. He then entered the anus of Mit Romney so the world applauded. The people threw away all the secret butt-fun videos that Romney had posted on his Tumblr account that showed all the perversion in its glory.
Meanwhile, the dildocopter was going to dissapear into a loaf of bread and he decided to learn about Jamaica with Stephen Hawking. While the dilidocopter starts.

"THE END IS NIGH FOR YOU!" said Barack Obama while he put on his trollface mask and looked at Rsandee. Rsandee said something that offended Mr Ass Woopin Hussein Obama (AKA Steve) so much he drowned in broken dreams while tragically experiencing spiritual ascension, becoming the new madgod of the shivering isles.
"Somedays I feel like a bitch just sitting and abusing Gilda the Griffon on a boat."
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Re: Add a Word to the Story

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"How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal stuff like Waspinator, the Red Menace of the West, he looked like a cockroach and he is a mutant. Predacons looked like Decepticons with their Hexa-Flexagons.
"How flabbergasting, Morpheus."
"Could you be silent?"
"..."
"SEVERUS! Exterminate all bottoms of the Furfags right now so we can free ROBOTNIK, and conquer the universe!"
"As you wish, Lord Schwarzenegger, we will do them good by derectifying them."
"We won't let XBAHKS take over the Glade," said Adolf Shitler, sworn enemy of the furfag alliance.
"As Captain, Mein Rache will be having the biggest battle in history!"
"I salute you."
Meanwhile, in Russia, Pepsi was having adventures in a bottle of cannabis with monkeys that smelled of Apples and pie and other furfag bullshit. However, Carrot had dignity and pissed himself in the face while doing Gangnam Style.
Meanwhile, in the Prison Ship, Admiral Razorbeard received a special kick up the arse from his dear friend.
"I'M BATMAN" said he, quite losing his mind. He died of poverty which was odd because he was rich in fat, but not money.
The Salesman schemed schemingly, scheming a scheme of schemingly dastardly proportions. Implosion of gravitational and homosexual bagels caused the care bears furfag club to suck penis consistently for Japanese yoga videos.
"PENIS!" Said "PINGAS!"
PINGAS, ROBOTNIK's alter ego decided seppuku was for filthy Japanese manwhore furfags and choked on their entrails.
Old godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the fat controller's house. Old godzilla got hit by a bat grenade because fuckers ruin this story which makes Godzilla pissed. He drank thousands of gallons of tea because he was very much British. Pinkie Pie stole Godzilla's army of reptiles which caused Keanu Reeves to kill all bronies and furfags in the world. However bronies were invincible due to love and tolerance.
But were nonetheless easily ripped to shreds by the undying wrath of Mr Anderson.
And then Santa woke up. And died. Horribly. Laughter ensued as Morpheus went to teabag Santa Call of Duty style. And now it seems we're posting a sentence each time instead of one fucking word.
The universe reset, causing Chuck Norris to have his way, thus killing all hippies and furfags.
"Furfags are a re-occuring unfair mention", Smeagol said to himself as Rick Astley and Eduard Khil inspirationally started a conga line along the border of Congo. This angered Jesus so much he dastardly bastardly stole nipples from orphan kids in Riften. He then entered the anus of Mit Romney so the world applauded. The people threw away all the secret butt-fun videos that Romney had posted on his Tumblr account that showed all the perversion in its glory.
Meanwhile, the dildocopter was going to dissapear into a loaf of bread and he decided to learn about Jamaica with Stephen Hawking. While the dilidocopter starts.

"THE END IS NIGH FOR YOU!" said Barack Obama while he put on his trollface mask and looked at Rsandee. Rsandee said something that offended Mr Ass Woopin Hussein Obama (AKA Steve) so much he drowned in broken dreams while tragically experiencing spiritual ascension, becoming the new madgod of the shivering isles.
"Somedays I feel like a bitch just sitting and abusing Gilda the Griffon on a boat."I am certainly
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"How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal stuff like Waspinator, the Red Menace of the West, he looked like a cockroach and he is a mutant. Predacons looked like Decepticons with their Hexa-Flexagons.
"How flabbergasting, Morpheus."
"Could you be silent?"
"..."
"SEVERUS! Exterminate all bottoms of the Furfags right now so we can free ROBOTNIK, and conquer the universe!"
"As you wish, Lord Schwarzenegger, we will do them good by derectifying them."
"We won't let XBAHKS take over the Glade," said Adolf Shitler, sworn enemy of the furfag alliance.
"As Captain, Mein Rache will be having the biggest battle in history!"
"I salute you."
Meanwhile, in Russia, Pepsi was having adventures in a bottle of cannabis with monkeys that smelled of Apples and pie and other furfag bullshit. However, Carrot had dignity and pissed himself in the face while doing Gangnam Style.
Meanwhile, in the Prison Ship, Admiral Razorbeard received a special kick up the arse from his dear friend.
"I'M BATMAN" said he, quite losing his mind. He died of poverty which was odd because he was rich in fat, but not money.
The Salesman schemed schemingly, scheming a scheme of schemingly dastardly proportions. Implosion of gravitational and homosexual bagels caused the care bears furfag club to suck penis consistently for Japanese yoga videos.
"PENIS!" Said "PINGAS!"
PINGAS, ROBOTNIK's alter ego decided seppuku was for filthy Japanese manwhore furfags and choked on their entrails.
Old godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the fat controller's house. Old godzilla got hit by a bat grenade because fuckers ruin this story which makes Godzilla pissed. He drank thousands of gallons of tea because he was very much British. Pinkie Pie stole Godzilla's army of reptiles which caused Keanu Reeves to kill all bronies and furfags in the world. However bronies were invincible due to love and tolerance.
But were nonetheless easily ripped to shreds by the undying wrath of Mr Anderson.
And then Santa woke up. And died. Horribly. Laughter ensued as Morpheus went to teabag Santa Call of Duty style. And now it seems we're posting a sentence each time instead of one fucking word.
The universe reset, causing Chuck Norris to have his way, thus killing all hippies and furfags.
"Furfags are a re-occuring unfair mention", Smeagol said to himself as Rick Astley and Eduard Khil inspirationally started a conga line along the border of Congo. This angered Jesus so much he dastardly bastardly stole nipples from orphan kids in Riften. He then entered the anus of Mit Romney so the world applauded. The people threw away all the secret butt-fun videos that Romney had posted on his Tumblr account that showed all the perversion in its glory.
Meanwhile, the dildocopter was going to dissapear into a loaf of bread and he decided to learn about Jamaica with Stephen Hawking. While the dilidocopter starts.

"THE END IS NIGH FOR YOU!" said Barack Obama while he put on his trollface mask and looked at Rsandee. Rsandee said something that offended Mr Ass Woopin Hussein Obama (AKA Steve) so much he drowned in broken dreams while tragically experiencing spiritual ascension, becoming the new madgod of the shivering isles.
"Somedays I feel like a bitch just sitting and abusing Gilda the Griffon on a boat." Said Guy Fawkes
"I am certainly homosexual...but how?
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"How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal stuff like Waspinator, the Red Menace of the West, he looked like a cockroach and he is a mutant. Predacons looked like Decepticons with their Hexa-Flexagons.
"How flabbergasting, Morpheus."
"Could you be silent?"
"..."
"SEVERUS! Exterminate all bottoms of the Furfags right now so we can free ROBOTNIK, and conquer the universe!"
"As you wish, Lord Schwarzenegger, we will do them good by derectifying them."
"We won't let XBAHKS take over the Glade," said Adolf Shitler, sworn enemy of the furfag alliance.
"As Captain, Mein Rache will be having the biggest battle in history!"
"I salute you."
Meanwhile, in Russia, Pepsi was having adventures in a bottle of cannabis with monkeys that smelled of Apples and pie and other furfag bullshit. However, Carrot had dignity and pissed himself in the face while doing Gangnam Style.
Meanwhile, in the Prison Ship, Admiral Razorbeard received a special kick up the arse from his dear friend.
"I'M BATMAN" said he, quite losing his mind. He died of poverty which was odd because he was rich in fat, but not money.
The Salesman schemed schemingly, scheming a scheme of schemingly dastardly proportions. Implosion of gravitational and homosexual bagels caused the care bears furfag club to suck penis consistently for Japanese yoga videos.
"PENIS!" Said "PINGAS!"
PINGAS, ROBOTNIK's alter ego decided seppuku was for filthy Japanese manwhore furfags and choked on their entrails.
Old godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the fat controller's house. Old godzilla got hit by a bat grenade because fuckers ruin this story which makes Godzilla pissed. He drank thousands of gallons of tea because he was very much British. Pinkie Pie stole Godzilla's army of reptiles which caused Keanu Reeves to kill all bronies and furfags in the world. However bronies were invincible due to love and tolerance.
But were nonetheless easily ripped to shreds by the undying wrath of Mr Anderson.
And then Santa woke up. And died. Horribly. Laughter ensued as Morpheus went to teabag Santa Call of Duty style. And now it seems we're posting a sentence each time instead of one fucking word.
The universe reset, causing Chuck Norris to have his way, thus killing all hippies and furfags.
"Furfags are a re-occuring unfair mention", Smeagol said to himself as Rick Astley and Eduard Khil inspirationally started a conga line along the border of Congo. This angered Jesus so much he dastardly bastardly stole nipples from orphan kids in Riften. He then entered the anus of Mit Romney so the world applauded. The people threw away all the secret butt-fun videos that Romney had posted on his Tumblr account that showed all the perversion in its glory.
Meanwhile, the dildocopter was going to dissapear into a loaf of bread and he decided to learn about Jamaica with Stephen Hawking. While the dilidocopter starts.

"THE END IS NIGH FOR YOU!" said Barack Obama while he put on his trollface mask and looked at Rsandee. Rsandee said something that offended Mr Ass Woopin Hussein Obama (AKA Steve) so much he drowned in broken dreams while tragically experiencing spiritual ascension, becoming the new madgod of the shivering isles.
"Somedays I feel like a bitch just sitting and abusing Gilda the Griffon on a boat."I am certainly aware that these posts spam the front page of RaymanPC
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"How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal stuff like Waspinator, the Red Menace of the West, he looked like a cockroach and he is a mutant. Predacons looked like Decepticons with their Hexa-Flexagons.
"How flabbergasting, Morpheus."
"Could you be silent?"
"..."
"SEVERUS! Exterminate all bottoms of the Furfags right now so we can free ROBOTNIK, and conquer the universe!"
"As you wish, Lord Schwarzenegger, we will do them good by derectifying them."
"We won't let XBAHKS take over the Glade," said Adolf Shitler, sworn enemy of the furfag alliance.
"As Captain, Mein Rache will be having the biggest battle in history!"
"I salute you."
Meanwhile, in Russia, Pepsi was having adventures in a bottle of cannabis with monkeys that smelled of Apples and pie and other furfag bullshit. However, Carrot had dignity and pissed himself in the face while doing Gangnam Style.
Meanwhile, in the Prison Ship, Admiral Razorbeard received a special kick up the arse from his dear friend.
"I'M BATMAN" said he, quite losing his mind. He died of poverty which was odd because he was rich in fat, but not money.
The Salesman schemed schemingly, scheming a scheme of schemingly dastardly proportions. Implosion of gravitational and homosexual bagels caused the care bears furfag club to suck penis consistently for Japanese yoga videos.
"PENIS!" Said "PINGAS!"
PINGAS, ROBOTNIK's alter ego decided seppuku was for filthy Japanese manwhore furfags and choked on their entrails.
Old godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the fat controller's house. Old godzilla got hit by a bat grenade because fuckers ruin this story which makes Godzilla pissed. He drank thousands of gallons of tea because he was very much British. Pinkie Pie stole Godzilla's army of reptiles which caused Keanu Reeves to kill all bronies and furfags in the world. However bronies were invincible due to love and tolerance.
But were nonetheless easily ripped to shreds by the undying wrath of Mr Anderson.
And then Santa woke up. And died. Horribly. Laughter ensued as Morpheus went to teabag Santa Call of Duty style. And now it seems we're posting a sentence each time instead of one fucking word.
The universe reset, causing Chuck Norris to have his way, thus killing all hippies and furfags.
"Furfags are a re-occuring unfair mention", Smeagol said to himself as Rick Astley and Eduard Khil inspirationally started a conga line along the border of Congo. This angered Jesus so much he dastardly bastardly stole nipples from orphan kids in Riften. He then entered the anus of Mit Romney so the world applauded. The people threw away all the secret butt-fun videos that Romney had posted on his Tumblr account that showed all the perversion in its glory.
Meanwhile, the dildocopter was going to dissapear into a loaf of bread and he decided to learn about Jamaica with Stephen Hawking. While the dilidocopter starts.

"THE END IS NIGH FOR YOU!" said Barack Obama while he put on his trollface mask and looked at Rsandee. Rsandee said something that offended Mr Ass Woopin Hussein Obama (AKA Steve) so much he drowned in broken dreams while tragically experiencing spiritual ascension, becoming the new madgod of the shivering isles.
"Somedays I feel like a bitch just sitting and abusing Gilda the Griffon on a boat." Said Guy Fawkes
"I am certainly homosexual...but how?"
"I believe it's the
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"How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal stuff like Waspinator, the Red Menace of the West, he looked like a cockroach and he is a mutant. Predacons looked like Decepticons with their Hexa-Flexagons.
"How flabbergasting, Morpheus."
"Could you be silent?"
"..."
"SEVERUS! Exterminate all bottoms of the Furfags right now so we can free ROBOTNIK, and conquer the universe!"
"As you wish, Lord Schwarzenegger, we will do them good by derectifying them."
"We won't let XBAHKS take over the Glade," said Adolf Shitler, sworn enemy of the furfag alliance.
"As Captain, Mein Rache will be having the biggest battle in history!"
"I salute you."
Meanwhile, in Russia, Pepsi was having adventures in a bottle of cannabis with monkeys that smelled of Apples and pie and other furfag bullshit. However, Carrot had dignity and pissed himself in the face while doing Gangnam Style.
Meanwhile, in the Prison Ship, Admiral Razorbeard received a special kick up the arse from his dear friend.
"I'M BATMAN" said he, quite losing his mind. He died of poverty which was odd because he was rich in fat, but not money.
The Salesman schemed schemingly, scheming a scheme of schemingly dastardly proportions. Implosion of gravitational and homosexual bagels caused the care bears furfag club to suck penis consistently for Japanese yoga videos.
"PENIS!" Said "PINGAS!"
PINGAS, ROBOTNIK's alter ego decided seppuku was for filthy Japanese manwhore furfags and choked on their entrails.
Old godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the fat controller's house. Old godzilla got hit by a bat grenade because fuckers ruin this story which makes Godzilla pissed. He drank thousands of gallons of tea because he was very much British. Pinkie Pie stole Godzilla's army of reptiles which caused Keanu Reeves to kill all bronies and furfags in the world. However bronies were invincible due to love and tolerance.
But were nonetheless easily ripped to shreds by the undying wrath of Mr Anderson.
And then Santa woke up. And died. Horribly. Laughter ensued as Morpheus went to teabag Santa Call of Duty style. And now it seems we're posting a sentence each time instead of one fucking word.
The universe reset, causing Chuck Norris to have his way, thus killing all hippies and furfags.
"Furfags are a re-occuring unfair mention", Smeagol said to himself as Rick Astley and Eduard Khil inspirationally started a conga line along the border of Congo. This angered Jesus so much he dastardly bastardly stole nipples from orphan kids in Riften. He then entered the anus of Mit Romney so the world applauded. The people threw away all the secret butt-fun videos that Romney had posted on his Tumblr account that showed all the perversion in its glory.
Meanwhile, the dildocopter was going to dissapear into a loaf of bread and he decided to learn about Jamaica with Stephen Hawking. While the dilidocopter starts.

"THE END IS NIGH FOR YOU!" said Barack Obama while he put on his trollface mask and looked at Rsandee. Rsandee said something that offended Mr Ass Woopin Hussein Obama (AKA Steve) so much he drowned in broken dreams while tragically experiencing spiritual ascension, becoming the new madgod of the shivering isles.
"Somedays I feel like a bitch just sitting and abusing Gilda the Griffon on a boat." Said Guy Fawkes
"I am certainly homosexual...but how?"
"I believe it's the go-HOLY MOTHER OF DAMNATION! THE FRENCH HAVE CONQUERED RUSSIA!
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"How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal stuff like Waspinator, the Red Menace of the West, he looked like a cockroach and he is a mutant. Predacons looked like Decepticons with their Hexa-Flexagons.
"How flabbergasting, Morpheus."
"Could you be silent?"
"..."
"SEVERUS! Exterminate all bottoms of the Furfags right now so we can free ROBOTNIK, and conquer the universe!"
"As you wish, Lord Schwarzenegger, we will do them good by derectifying them."
"We won't let XBAHKS take over the Glade," said Adolf Shitler, sworn enemy of the furfag alliance.
"As Captain, Mein Rache will be having the biggest battle in history!"
"I salute you."
Meanwhile, in Russia, Pepsi was having adventures in a bottle of cannabis with monkeys that smelled of Apples and pie and other furfag bullshit. However, Carrot had dignity and pissed himself in the face while doing Gangnam Style.
Meanwhile, in the Prison Ship, Admiral Razorbeard received a special kick up the arse from his dear friend.
"I'M BATMAN" said he, quite losing his mind. He died of poverty which was odd because he was rich in fat, but not money.
The Salesman schemed schemingly, scheming a scheme of schemingly dastardly proportions. Implosion of gravitational and homosexual bagels caused the care bears furfag club to suck penis consistently for Japanese yoga videos.
"PENIS!" Said "PINGAS!"
PINGAS, ROBOTNIK's alter ego decided seppuku was for filthy Japanese manwhore furfags and choked on their entrails.
Old godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the fat controller's house. Old godzilla got hit by a bat grenade because fuckers ruin this story which makes Godzilla pissed. He drank thousands of gallons of tea because he was very much British. Pinkie Pie stole Godzilla's army of reptiles which caused Keanu Reeves to kill all bronies and furfags in the world. However bronies were invincible due to love and tolerance.
But were nonetheless easily ripped to shreds by the undying wrath of Mr Anderson.
And then Santa woke up. And died. Horribly. Laughter ensued as Morpheus went to teabag Santa Call of Duty style. And now it seems we're posting a sentence each time instead of one fucking word.
The universe reset, causing Chuck Norris to have his way, thus killing all hippies and furfags.
"Furfags are a re-occuring unfair mention", Smeagol said to himself as Rick Astley and Eduard Khil inspirationally started a conga line along the border of Congo. This angered Jesus so much he dastardly bastardly stole nipples from orphan kids in Riften. He then entered the anus of Mit Romney so the world applauded. The people threw away all the secret butt-fun videos that Romney had posted on his Tumblr account that showed all the perversion in its glory.
Meanwhile, the dildocopter was going to dissapear into a loaf of bread and he decided to learn about Jamaica with Stephen Hawking. While the dilidocopter starts.

"THE END IS NIGH FOR YOU!" said Barack Obama while he put on his trollface mask and looked at Rsandee. Rsandee said something that offended Mr Ass Woopin Hussein Obama (AKA Steve) so much he drowned in broken dreams while tragically experiencing spiritual ascension, becoming the new madgod of the shivering isles.
"Somedays I feel like a bitch just sitting and abusing Gilda the Griffon on a boat." Said Guy Fawkes
"I am certainly homosexual...but how?"
"I believe it's the go-HOLY MOTHER OF DAMNATION! THE FRENCH HAVE CONQUERED RUSSIA!"
"Oh wait it's the other way around!"
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"How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal stuff like Waspinator, the Red Menace of the West, he looked like a cockroach and he is a mutant. Predacons looked like Decepticons with their Hexa-Flexagons.
"How flabbergasting, Morpheus."
"Could you be silent?"
"..."
"SEVERUS! Exterminate all bottoms of the Furfags right now so we can free ROBOTNIK, and conquer the universe!"
"As you wish, Lord Schwarzenegger, we will do them good by derectifying them."
"We won't let XBAHKS take over the Glade," said Adolf Shitler, sworn enemy of the furfag alliance.
"As Captain, Mein Rache will be having the biggest battle in history!"
"I salute you."
Meanwhile, in Russia, Pepsi was having adventures in a bottle of cannabis with monkeys that smelled of Apples and pie and other furfag bullshit. However, Carrot had dignity and pissed himself in the face while doing Gangnam Style.
Meanwhile, in the Prison Ship, Admiral Razorbeard received a special kick up the arse from his dear friend.
"I'M BATMAN" said he, quite losing his mind. He died of poverty which was odd because he was rich in fat, but not money.
The Salesman schemed schemingly, scheming a scheme of schemingly dastardly proportions. Implosion of gravitational and homosexual bagels caused the care bears furfag club to suck penis consistently for Japanese yoga videos.
"PENIS!" Said "PINGAS!"
PINGAS, ROBOTNIK's alter ego decided seppuku was for filthy Japanese manwhore furfags and choked on their entrails.
Old godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the fat controller's house. Old godzilla got hit by a bat grenade because fuckers ruin this story which makes Godzilla pissed. He drank thousands of gallons of tea because he was very much British. Pinkie Pie stole Godzilla's army of reptiles which caused Keanu Reeves to kill all bronies and furfags in the world. However bronies were invincible due to love and tolerance.
But were nonetheless easily ripped to shreds by the undying wrath of Mr Anderson.
And then Santa woke up. And died. Horribly. Laughter ensued as Morpheus went to teabag Santa Call of Duty style. And now it seems we're posting a sentence each time instead of one fucking word.
The universe reset, causing Chuck Norris to have his way, thus killing all hippies and furfags.
"Furfags are a re-occuring unfair mention", Smeagol said to himself as Rick Astley and Eduard Khil inspirationally started a conga line along the border of Congo. This angered Jesus so much he dastardly bastardly stole nipples from orphan kids in Riften. He then entered the anus of Mit Romney so the world applauded. The people threw away all the secret butt-fun videos that Romney had posted on his Tumblr account that showed all the perversion in its glory.
Meanwhile, the dildocopter was going to dissapear into a loaf of bread and he decided to learn about Jamaica with Stephen Hawking. While the dilidocopter starts.

"THE END IS NIGH FOR YOU!" said Barack Obama while he put on his trollface mask and looked at Rsandee. Rsandee said something that offended Mr Ass Woopin Hussein Obama (AKA Steve) so much he drowned in broken dreams while tragically experiencing spiritual ascension, becoming the new madgod of the shivering isles.
"Somedays I feel like a bitch just sitting and abusing Gilda the Griffon on a boat." Said Guy Fawkes
"I am certainly homosexual...but how?"
"I believe it's the go-HOLY MOTHER OF DAMNATION! THE FRENCH HAVE CONQUERED RUSSIA!"
"Oh wait it's the other way around!"
"Fuck, it's Scotland, we're fucked!"
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"How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal stuff like Waspinator, the Red Menace of the West, he looked like a cockroach and he is a mutant. Predacons looked like Decepticons with their Hexa-Flexagons.
"How flabbergasting, Morpheus."
"Could you be silent?"
"..."
"SEVERUS! Exterminate all bottoms of the Furfags right now so we can free ROBOTNIK, and conquer the universe!"
"As you wish, Lord Schwarzenegger, we will do them good by derectifying them."
"We won't let XBAHKS take over the Glade," said Adolf Shitler, sworn enemy of the furfag alliance.
"As Captain, Mein Rache will be having the biggest battle in history!"
"I salute you."
Meanwhile, in Russia, Pepsi was having adventures in a bottle of cannabis with monkeys that smelled of Apples and pie and other furfag bullshit. However, Carrot had dignity and pissed himself in the face while doing Gangnam Style.
Meanwhile, in the Prison Ship, Admiral Razorbeard received a special kick up the arse from his dear friend.
"I'M BATMAN" said he, quite losing his mind. He died of poverty which was odd because he was rich in fat, but not money.
The Salesman schemed schemingly, scheming a scheme of schemingly dastardly proportions. Implosion of gravitational and homosexual bagels caused the care bears furfag club to suck penis consistently for Japanese yoga videos.
"PENIS!" Said "PINGAS!"
PINGAS, ROBOTNIK's alter ego decided seppuku was for filthy Japanese manwhore furfags and choked on their entrails.
Old godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the fat controller's house. Old godzilla got hit by a bat grenade because fuckers ruin this story which makes Godzilla pissed. He drank thousands of gallons of tea because he was very much British. Pinkie Pie stole Godzilla's army of reptiles which caused Keanu Reeves to kill all bronies and furfags in the world. However bronies were invincible due to love and tolerance.
But were nonetheless easily ripped to shreds by the undying wrath of Mr Anderson.
And then Santa woke up. And died. Horribly. Laughter ensued as Morpheus went to teabag Santa Call of Duty style. And now it seems we're posting a sentence each time instead of one fucking word.
The universe reset, causing Chuck Norris to have his way, thus killing all hippies and furfags.
"Furfags are a re-occuring unfair mention", Smeagol said to himself as Rick Astley and Eduard Khil inspirationally started a conga line along the border of Congo. This angered Jesus so much he dastardly bastardly stole nipples from orphan kids in Riften. He then entered the anus of Mit Romney so the world applauded. The people threw away all the secret butt-fun videos that Romney had posted on his Tumblr account that showed all the perversion in its glory.
Meanwhile, the dildocopter was going to dissapear into a loaf of bread and he decided to learn about Jamaica with Stephen Hawking. While the dilidocopter starts.

"THE END IS NIGH FOR YOU!" said Barack Obama while he put on his trollface mask and looked at Rsandee. Rsandee said something that offended Mr Ass Woopin Hussein Obama (AKA Steve) so much he drowned in broken dreams while tragically experiencing spiritual ascension, becoming the new madgod of the shivering isles.
"Somedays I feel like a bitch just sitting and abusing Gilda the Griffon on a boat." Said Guy Fawkes
"I am certainly homosexual...but how?"
"I believe it's the go-HOLY MOTHER OF DAMNATION! THE FRENCH HAVE CONQUERED RUSSIA!"
"Oh wait it's the other way around!"
"Fuck, it's Scotland, we're fucked!"Fucking is so
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"How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal stuff like Waspinator, the Red Menace of the West, he looked like a cockroach and he is a mutant. Predacons looked like Decepticons with their Hexa-Flexagons.
"How flabbergasting, Morpheus."
"Could you be silent?"
"..."
"SEVERUS! Exterminate all bottoms of the Furfags right now so we can free ROBOTNIK, and conquer the universe!"
"As you wish, Lord Schwarzenegger, we will do them good by derectifying them."
"We won't let XBAHKS take over the Glade," said Adolf Shitler, sworn enemy of the furfag alliance.
"As Captain, Mein Rache will be having the biggest battle in history!"
"I salute you."
Meanwhile, in Russia, Pepsi was having adventures in a bottle of cannabis with monkeys that smelled of Apples and pie and other furfag bullshit. However, Carrot had dignity and pissed himself in the face while doing Gangnam Style.
Meanwhile, in the Prison Ship, Admiral Razorbeard received a special kick up the arse from his dear friend.
"I'M BATMAN" said he, quite losing his mind. He died of poverty which was odd because he was rich in fat, but not money.
The Salesman schemed schemingly, scheming a scheme of schemingly dastardly proportions. Implosion of gravitational and homosexual bagels caused the care bears furfag club to suck penis consistently for Japanese yoga videos.
"PENIS!" Said "PINGAS!"
PINGAS, ROBOTNIK's alter ego decided seppuku was for filthy Japanese manwhore furfags and choked on their entrails.
Old godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the fat controller's house. Old godzilla got hit by a bat grenade because fuckers ruin this story which makes Godzilla pissed. He drank thousands of gallons of tea because he was very much British. Pinkie Pie stole Godzilla's army of reptiles which caused Keanu Reeves to kill all bronies and furfags in the world. However bronies were invincible due to love and tolerance.
But were nonetheless easily ripped to shreds by the undying wrath of Mr Anderson.
And then Santa woke up. And died. Horribly. Laughter ensued as Morpheus went to teabag Santa Call of Duty style. And now it seems we're posting a sentence each time instead of one fucking word.
The universe reset, causing Chuck Norris to have his way, thus killing all hippies and furfags.
"Furfags are a re-occuring unfair mention", Smeagol said to himself as Rick Astley and Eduard Khil inspirationally started a conga line along the border of Congo. This angered Jesus so much he dastardly bastardly stole nipples from orphan kids in Riften. He then entered the anus of Mit Romney so the world applauded. The people threw away all the secret butt-fun videos that Romney had posted on his Tumblr account that showed all the perversion in its glory.
Meanwhile, the dildocopter was going to dissapear into a loaf of bread and he decided to learn about Jamaica with Stephen Hawking. While the dilidocopter starts.

"THE END IS NIGH FOR YOU!" said Barack Obama while he put on his trollface mask and looked at Rsandee. Rsandee said something that offended Mr Ass Woopin Hussein Obama (AKA Steve) so much he drowned in broken dreams while tragically experiencing spiritual ascension, becoming the new madgod of the shivering isles.
"Somedays I feel like a bitch just sitting and abusing Gilda the Griffon on a boat." Said Guy Fawkes
"I am certainly homosexual...but how?"
"I believe it's the go-HOLY MOTHER OF DAMNATION! THE FRENCH HAVE CONQUERED RUSSIA!"
"Oh wait it's the other way around!"
"Fuck, it's Scotland, we're fucked!" Fucking is so similar to Serza when
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"How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal stuff like Waspinator, the Red Menace of the West, he looked like a cockroach and he is a mutant. Predacons looked like Decepticons with their Hexa-Flexagons.
"How flabbergasting, Morpheus."
"Could you be silent?"
"..."
"SEVERUS! Exterminate all bottoms of the Furfags right now so we can free ROBOTNIK, and conquer the universe!"
"As you wish, Lord Schwarzenegger, we will do them good by derectifying them."
"We won't let XBAHKS take over the Glade," said Adolf Shitler, sworn enemy of the furfag alliance.
"As Captain, Mein Rache will be having the biggest battle in history!"
"I salute you."
Meanwhile, in Russia, Pepsi was having adventures in a bottle of cannabis with monkeys that smelled of Apples and pie and other furfag bullshit. However, Carrot had dignity and pissed himself in the face while doing Gangnam Style.
Meanwhile, in the Prison Ship, Admiral Razorbeard received a special kick up the arse from his dear friend.
"I'M BATMAN" said he, quite losing his mind. He died of poverty which was odd because he was rich in fat, but not money.
The Salesman schemed schemingly, scheming a scheme of schemingly dastardly proportions. Implosion of gravitational and homosexual bagels caused the care bears furfag club to suck penis consistently for Japanese yoga videos.
"PENIS!" Said "PINGAS!"
PINGAS, ROBOTNIK's alter ego decided seppuku was for filthy Japanese manwhore furfags and choked on their entrails.
Old godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the fat controller's house. Old godzilla got hit by a bat grenade because fuckers ruin this story which makes Godzilla pissed. He drank thousands of gallons of tea because he was very much British. Pinkie Pie stole Godzilla's army of reptiles which caused Keanu Reeves to kill all bronies and furfags in the world. However bronies were invincible due to love and tolerance.
But were nonetheless easily ripped to shreds by the undying wrath of Mr Anderson.
And then Santa woke up. And died. Horribly. Laughter ensued as Morpheus went to teabag Santa Call of Duty style. And now it seems we're posting a sentence each time instead of one fucking word.
The universe reset, causing Chuck Norris to have his way, thus killing all hippies and furfags.
"Furfags are a re-occuring unfair mention", Smeagol said to himself as Rick Astley and Eduard Khil inspirationally started a conga line along the border of Congo. This angered Jesus so much he dastardly bastardly stole nipples from orphan kids in Riften. He then entered the anus of Mit Romney so the world applauded. The people threw away all the secret butt-fun videos that Romney had posted on his Tumblr account that showed all the perversion in its glory.
Meanwhile, the dildocopter was going to dissapear into a loaf of bread and he decided to learn about Jamaica with Stephen Hawking. While the dilidocopter starts.

"THE END IS NIGH FOR YOU!" said Barack Obama while he put on his trollface mask and looked at Rsandee. Rsandee said something that offended Mr Ass Woopin Hussein Obama (AKA Steve) so much he drowned in broken dreams while tragically experiencing spiritual ascension, becoming the new madgod of the shivering isles.
"Somedays I feel like a bitch just sitting and abusing Gilda the Griffon on a boat." Said Guy Fawkes
"I am certainly homosexual...but how?"
"I believe it's the go-HOLY MOTHER OF DAMNATION! THE FRENCH HAVE CONQUERED RUSSIA!"
"Oh wait it's the other way around!"
"Fuck, it's Scotland, we're fucked!" Fucking is so similar to Serza when she has to
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"How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal stuff like Waspinator, the Red Menace of the West, he looked like a cockroach and he is a mutant. Predacons looked like Decepticons with their Hexa-Flexagons.
"How flabbergasting, Morpheus."
"Could you be silent?"
"..."
"SEVERUS! Exterminate all bottoms of the Furfags right now so we can free ROBOTNIK, and conquer the universe!"
"As you wish, Lord Schwarzenegger, we will do them good by derectifying them."
"We won't let XBAHKS take over the Glade," said Adolf Shitler, sworn enemy of the furfag alliance.
"As Captain, Mein Rache will be having the biggest battle in history!"
"I salute you."
Meanwhile, in Russia, Pepsi was having adventures in a bottle of cannabis with monkeys that smelled of Apples and pie and other furfag bullshit. However, Carrot had dignity and pissed himself in the face while doing Gangnam Style.
Meanwhile, in the Prison Ship, Admiral Razorbeard received a special kick up the arse from his dear friend.
"I'M BATMAN" said he, quite losing his mind. He died of poverty which was odd because he was rich in fat, but not money.
The Salesman schemed schemingly, scheming a scheme of schemingly dastardly proportions. Implosion of gravitational and homosexual bagels caused the care bears furfag club to suck penis consistently for Japanese yoga videos.
"PENIS!" Said "PINGAS!"
PINGAS, ROBOTNIK's alter ego decided seppuku was for filthy Japanese manwhore furfags and choked on their entrails.
Old godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the fat controller's house. Old godzilla got hit by a bat grenade because fuckers ruin this story which makes Godzilla pissed. He drank thousands of gallons of tea because he was very much British. Pinkie Pie stole Godzilla's army of reptiles which caused Keanu Reeves to kill all bronies and furfags in the world. However bronies were invincible due to love and tolerance.
But were nonetheless easily ripped to shreds by the undying wrath of Mr Anderson.
And then Santa woke up. And died. Horribly. Laughter ensued as Morpheus went to teabag Santa Call of Duty style. And now it seems we're posting a sentence each time instead of one fucking word.
The universe reset, causing Chuck Norris to have his way, thus killing all hippies and furfags.
"Furfags are a re-occuring unfair mention", Smeagol said to himself as Rick Astley and Eduard Khil inspirationally started a conga line along the border of Congo. This angered Jesus so much he dastardly bastardly stole nipples from orphan kids in Riften. He then entered the anus of Mit Romney so the world applauded. The people threw away all the secret butt-fun videos that Romney had posted on his Tumblr account that showed all the perversion in its glory.
Meanwhile, the dildocopter was going to dissapear into a loaf of bread and he decided to learn about Jamaica with Stephen Hawking. While the dilidocopter starts.

"THE END IS NIGH FOR YOU!" said Barack Obama while he put on his trollface mask and looked at Rsandee. Rsandee said something that offended Mr Ass Woopin Hussein Obama (AKA Steve) so much he drowned in broken dreams while tragically experiencing spiritual ascension, becoming the new madgod of the shivering isles.
"Somedays I feel like a bitch just sitting and abusing Gilda the Griffon on a boat." Said Guy Fawkes
"I am certainly homosexual...but how?"
"I believe it's the go-HOLY MOTHER OF DAMNATION! THE FRENCH HAVE CONQUERED RUSSIA!"
"Oh wait it's the other way around!"
"Fuck, it's Scotland, we're fucked!" Fucking is so similar to Serza when she has to lick
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"How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal stuff like Waspinator, the Red Menace of the West, he looked like a cockroach and he is a mutant. Predacons looked like Decepticons with their Hexa-Flexagons.
"How flabbergasting, Morpheus."
"Could you be silent?"
"..."
"SEVERUS! Exterminate all bottoms of the Furfags right now so we can free ROBOTNIK, and conquer the universe!"
"As you wish, Lord Schwarzenegger, we will do them good by derectifying them."
"We won't let XBAHKS take over the Glade," said Adolf Shitler, sworn enemy of the furfag alliance.
"As Captain, Mein Rache will be having the biggest battle in history!"
"I salute you."
Meanwhile, in Russia, Pepsi was having adventures in a bottle of cannabis with monkeys that smelled of Apples and pie and other furfag bullshit. However, Carrot had dignity and pissed himself in the face while doing Gangnam Style.
Meanwhile, in the Prison Ship, Admiral Razorbeard received a special kick up the arse from his dear friend.
"I'M BATMAN" said he, quite losing his mind. He died of poverty which was odd because he was rich in fat, but not money.
The Salesman schemed schemingly, scheming a scheme of schemingly dastardly proportions. Implosion of gravitational and homosexual bagels caused the care bears furfag club to suck penis consistently for Japanese yoga videos.
"PENIS!" Said "PINGAS!"
PINGAS, ROBOTNIK's alter ego decided seppuku was for filthy Japanese manwhore furfags and choked on their entrails.
Old godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the fat controller's house. Old godzilla got hit by a bat grenade because fuckers ruin this story which makes Godzilla pissed. He drank thousands of gallons of tea because he was very much British. Pinkie Pie stole Godzilla's army of reptiles which caused Keanu Reeves to kill all bronies and furfags in the world. However bronies were invincible due to love and tolerance.
But were nonetheless easily ripped to shreds by the undying wrath of Mr Anderson.
And then Santa woke up. And died. Horribly. Laughter ensued as Morpheus went to teabag Santa Call of Duty style. And now it seems we're posting a sentence each time instead of one fucking word.
The universe reset, causing Chuck Norris to have his way, thus killing all hippies and furfags.
"Furfags are a re-occuring unfair mention", Smeagol said to himself as Rick Astley and Eduard Khil inspirationally started a conga line along the border of Congo. This angered Jesus so much he dastardly bastardly stole nipples from orphan kids in Riften. He then entered the anus of Mit Romney so the world applauded. The people threw away all the secret butt-fun videos that Romney had posted on his Tumblr account that showed all the perversion in its glory.
Meanwhile, the dildocopter was going to dissapear into a loaf of bread and he decided to learn about Jamaica with Stephen Hawking. While the dilidocopter starts.

"THE END IS NIGH FOR YOU!" said Barack Obama while he put on his trollface mask and looked at Rsandee. Rsandee said something that offended Mr Ass Woopin Hussein Obama (AKA Steve) so much he drowned in broken dreams while tragically experiencing spiritual ascension, becoming the new madgod of the shivering isles.
"Somedays I feel like a bitch just sitting and abusing Gilda the Griffon on a boat." Said Guy Fawkes
"I am certainly homosexual...but how?"
"I believe it's the go-HOLY MOTHER OF DAMNATION! THE FRENCH HAVE CONQUERED RUSSIA!"
"Oh wait it's the other way around!"
"Fuck, it's Scotland, we're fucked!" Fucking is so similar to Serza when she has to lick kumquats by the dozen
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"How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal stuff like Waspinator, the Red Menace of the West, he looked like a cockroach and he is a mutant. Predacons looked like Decepticons with their Hexa-Flexagons.
"How flabbergasting, Morpheus."
"Could you be silent?"
"..."
"SEVERUS! Exterminate all bottoms of the Furfags right now so we can free ROBOTNIK, and conquer the universe!"
"As you wish, Lord Schwarzenegger, we will do them good by derectifying them."
"We won't let XBAHKS take over the Glade," said Adolf Shitler, sworn enemy of the furfag alliance.
"As Captain, Mein Rache will be having the biggest battle in history!"
"I salute you."
Meanwhile, in Russia, Pepsi was having adventures in a bottle of cannabis with monkeys that smelled of Apples and pie and other furfag bullshit. However, Carrot had dignity and pissed himself in the face while doing Gangnam Style.
Meanwhile, in the Prison Ship, Admiral Razorbeard received a special kick up the arse from his dear friend.
"I'M BATMAN" said he, quite losing his mind. He died of poverty which was odd because he was rich in fat, but not money.
The Salesman schemed schemingly, scheming a scheme of schemingly dastardly proportions. Implosion of gravitational and homosexual bagels caused the care bears furfag club to suck penis consistently for Japanese yoga videos.
"PENIS!" Said "PINGAS!"
PINGAS, ROBOTNIK's alter ego decided seppuku was for filthy Japanese manwhore furfags and choked on their entrails.
Old godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the fat controller's house. Old godzilla got hit by a bat grenade because fuckers ruin this story which makes Godzilla pissed. He drank thousands of gallons of tea because he was very much British. Pinkie Pie stole Godzilla's army of reptiles which caused Keanu Reeves to kill all bronies and furfags in the world. However bronies were invincible due to love and tolerance.
But were nonetheless easily ripped to shreds by the undying wrath of Mr Anderson.
And then Santa woke up. And died. Horribly. Laughter ensued as Morpheus went to teabag Santa Call of Duty style. And now it seems we're posting a sentence each time instead of one fucking word.
The universe reset, causing Chuck Norris to have his way, thus killing all hippies and furfags.
"Furfags are a re-occuring unfair mention", Smeagol said to himself as Rick Astley and Eduard Khil inspirationally started a conga line along the border of Congo. This angered Jesus so much he dastardly bastardly stole nipples from orphan kids in Riften. He then entered the anus of Mit Romney so the world applauded. The people threw away all the secret butt-fun videos that Romney had posted on his Tumblr account that showed all the perversion in its glory.
Meanwhile, the dildocopter was going to dissapear into a loaf of bread and he decided to learn about Jamaica with Stephen Hawking. While the dilidocopter starts.

"THE END IS NIGH FOR YOU!" said Barack Obama while he put on his trollface mask and looked at Rsandee. Rsandee said something that offended Mr Ass Woopin Hussein Obama (AKA Steve) so much he drowned in broken dreams while tragically experiencing spiritual ascension, becoming the new madgod of the shivering isles.
"Somedays I feel like a bitch just sitting and abusing Gilda the Griffon on a boat." Said Guy Fawkes
"I am certainly homosexual...but how?"
"I believe it's the go-HOLY MOTHER OF DAMNATION! THE FRENCH HAVE CONQUERED RUSSIA!"
"Oh wait it's the other way around!"
"Fuck, it's Scotland, we're fucked!" Fucking is so similar to Serza when she has to lick kumquats by the dozen 7 days a week.
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"How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal stuff like Waspinator, the Red Menace of the West, he looked like a cockroach and he is a mutant. Predacons looked like Decepticons with their Hexa-Flexagons.
"How flabbergasting, Morpheus."
"Could you be silent?"
"..."
"SEVERUS! Exterminate all bottoms of the Furfags right now so we can free ROBOTNIK, and conquer the universe!"
"As you wish, Lord Schwarzenegger, we will do them good by derectifying them."
"We won't let XBAHKS take over the Glade," said Adolf Shitler, sworn enemy of the furfag alliance.
"As Captain, Mein Rache will be having the biggest battle in history!"
"I salute you."
Meanwhile, in Russia, Pepsi was having adventures in a bottle of cannabis with monkeys that smelled of Apples and pie and other furfag bullshit. However, Carrot had dignity and pissed himself in the face while doing Gangnam Style.
Meanwhile, in the Prison Ship, Admiral Razorbeard received a special kick up the arse from his dear friend.
"I'M BATMAN" said he, quite losing his mind. He died of poverty which was odd because he was rich in fat, but not money.
The Salesman schemed schemingly, scheming a scheme of schemingly dastardly proportions. Implosion of gravitational and homosexual bagels caused the care bears furfag club to suck penis consistently for Japanese yoga videos.
"PENIS!" Said "PINGAS!"
PINGAS, ROBOTNIK's alter ego decided seppuku was for filthy Japanese manwhore furfags and choked on their entrails.
Old godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the fat controller's house. Old godzilla got hit by a bat grenade because fuckers ruin this story which makes Godzilla pissed. He drank thousands of gallons of tea because he was very much British. Pinkie Pie stole Godzilla's army of reptiles which caused Keanu Reeves to kill all bronies and furfags in the world. However bronies were invincible due to love and tolerance.
But were nonetheless easily ripped to shreds by the undying wrath of Mr Anderson.
And then Santa woke up. And died. Horribly. Laughter ensued as Morpheus went to teabag Santa Call of Duty style. And now it seems we're posting a sentence each time instead of one fucking word.
The universe reset, causing Chuck Norris to have his way, thus killing all hippies and furfags.
"Furfags are a re-occuring unfair mention", Smeagol said to himself as Rick Astley and Eduard Khil inspirationally started a conga line along the border of Congo. This angered Jesus so much he dastardly bastardly stole nipples from orphan kids in Riften. He then entered the anus of Mit Romney so the world applauded. The people threw away all the secret butt-fun videos that Romney had posted on his Tumblr account that showed all the perversion in its glory.
Meanwhile, the dildocopter was going to dissapear into a loaf of bread and he decided to learn about Jamaica with Stephen Hawking. While the dilidocopter starts.

"THE END IS NIGH FOR YOU!" said Barack Obama while he put on his trollface mask and looked at Rsandee. Rsandee said something that offended Mr Ass Woopin Hussein Obama (AKA Steve) so much he drowned in broken dreams while tragically experiencing spiritual ascension, becoming the new madgod of the shivering isles.
"Somedays I feel like a bitch just sitting and abusing Gilda the Griffon on a boat." Said Guy Fawkes
"I am certainly homosexual...but how?"
"I believe it's the go-HOLY MOTHER OF DAMNATION! THE FRENCH HAVE CONQUERED RUSSIA!"
"Oh wait it's the other way around!"
"Fuck, it's Scotland, we're fucked!" Fucking is so similar to Serza when she has to lick kumquats by the dozen 7 days a week.
"Think of the fillies!"
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"How does one man read newspapers upsidedown while annihilating hamsters by the dozen?" inquired the Chief Director, sipping plum enhancers all day long."Why does a baby know why scientologists happen to be utter morons, when adults see nothing out of their own disposition?"
Two of his henchmen hit the giant screen resulting in propaganda for a diabolical anglerfish terraforming a highly infertile monstrosity named Ruphaloburblaz. Because science proved absolutely nothing, Jason committed to expressing his paranoia by the word-filled method of hammering ham onto poor children's crotches. Although the futility of their primal resitance had power instead of darkness when fusing most bottles of poison and wine, money was tight and explosions were plentiful.
"Should we puke upon some dark rainbows," said they, "and wreak destruction to the entire flock of flyer-reindeer in order to stop Evil Santa from exploding spontaneously?"
"No," said the Chief Director, "instead, take my elite mother's asshole and refuse the fucking wardrobe her extremist is not there!"
"...WHAT!?"
He choked on his plums, tragically dying at age 84. But at the funeral, one brave man "wisely" had a seizure during the destruction of ONE FUCKING WORD.
Mister Smith reached enlightenment, eager to meditate, but one barnacle conspired as a tin foil transformed into a triangle of elegance and joy averting everything bad into peace... and love.
Truly beautiful reptilian-faced female dance bars and she has gargantuan curvy, juicy butts, which enraged the priest giving the memorium a shitload of praise.
"So," said Jason, son of Mr Smith, "dispatch the drones, conquest and rejected ambition, "Farewell!"
Thus he said goodbye and he acts like a baby cat, rolling around the place, caused by electoons failing him.
14 bad words are made by Death, and that was tragically fucked away to Mars where the Emperor of Darkness devours every Martian, including Marvin.
After his departure from Ireland, Death commanded his pet rock Steve to apply a job at the local Samsug institution where he had to test the important vibrator inside the phone on his Testbench 3000, where he was magically pleasured. He cried,"Brandy, don't jiggle my fat pebbles or my skinny wilkins will cop out on you so that every vagina will suck up extravagantly fast just like a racing car going to town!" Unfortunately, Brandy did fart on Jason and killed Marvin, again.
Mister Smith, commander of the depressed people that eat all of the feta that he so dearly loves, promptly exploded a tart then a deathclaw of JUSTICE grabbing Death Scythkiller so hard that he resurrected all of the Martians, giving them every CYBAH KEY POWAAH and he does so in the unfunny land of Sasquatch, this land is about to explode dinner with sane garbage.
Jason, Brandy and others discussed about the crude Burtonites to do maniacal stuff like Waspinator, the Red Menace of the West, he looked like a cockroach and he is a mutant. Predacons looked like Decepticons with their Hexa-Flexagons.
"How flabbergasting, Morpheus."
"Could you be silent?"
"..."
"SEVERUS! Exterminate all bottoms of the Furfags right now so we can free ROBOTNIK, and conquer the universe!"
"As you wish, Lord Schwarzenegger, we will do them good by derectifying them."
"We won't let XBAHKS take over the Glade," said Adolf Shitler, sworn enemy of the furfag alliance.
"As Captain, Mein Rache will be having the biggest battle in history!"
"I salute you."
Meanwhile, in Russia, Pepsi was having adventures in a bottle of cannabis with monkeys that smelled of Apples and pie and other furfag bullshit. However, Carrot had dignity and pissed himself in the face while doing Gangnam Style.
Meanwhile, in the Prison Ship, Admiral Razorbeard received a special kick up the arse from his dear friend.
"I'M BATMAN" said he, quite losing his mind. He died of poverty which was odd because he was rich in fat, but not money.
The Salesman schemed schemingly, scheming a scheme of schemingly dastardly proportions. Implosion of gravitational and homosexual bagels caused the care bears furfag club to suck penis consistently for Japanese yoga videos.
"PENIS!" Said "PINGAS!"
PINGAS, ROBOTNIK's alter ego decided seppuku was for filthy Japanese manwhore furfags and choked on their entrails.
Old godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground, when suddenly Batman burst from the fat controller's house. Old godzilla got hit by a bat grenade because fuckers ruin this story which makes Godzilla pissed. He drank thousands of gallons of tea because he was very much British. Pinkie Pie stole Godzilla's army of reptiles which caused Keanu Reeves to kill all bronies and furfags in the world. However bronies were invincible due to love and tolerance.
But were nonetheless easily ripped to shreds by the undying wrath of Mr Anderson.
And then Santa woke up. And died. Horribly. Laughter ensued as Morpheus went to teabag Santa Call of Duty style. And now it seems we're posting a sentence each time instead of one fucking word.
The universe reset, causing Chuck Norris to have his way, thus killing all hippies and furfags.
"Furfags are a re-occuring unfair mention", Smeagol said to himself as Rick Astley and Eduard Khil inspirationally started a conga line along the border of Congo. This angered Jesus so much he dastardly bastardly stole nipples from orphan kids in Riften. He then entered the anus of Mit Romney so the world applauded. The people threw away all the secret butt-fun videos that Romney had posted on his Tumblr account that showed all the perversion in its glory.
Meanwhile, the dildocopter was going to dissapear into a loaf of bread and he decided to learn about Jamaica with Stephen Hawking. While the dilidocopter starts.

"THE END IS NIGH FOR YOU!" said Barack Obama while he put on his trollface mask and looked at Rsandee. Rsandee said something that offended Mr Ass Woopin Hussein Obama (AKA Steve) so much he drowned in broken dreams while tragically experiencing spiritual ascension, becoming the new madgod of the shivering isles.
"Somedays I feel like a bitch just sitting and abusing Gilda the Griffon on a boat." Said Guy Fawkes
"I am certainly homosexual...but how?"
"I believe it's the go-HOLY MOTHER OF DAMNATION! THE FRENCH HAVE CONQUERED RUSSIA!"
"Oh wait it's the other way around!"
"Fuck, it's Scotland, we're fucked!" Fucking is so similar to Serza when she has to lick kumquats by the dozen 7 days a week.
"Think of the fillies!" said Mr. Anus.
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