I'm a man of mystery

[Nicolas Cage]

Check dis shit out.

Makes me so happy to see I'm still changing the world like a man.

That knee vagina from Katie Holmes is pretty damn impressive too.

[DesLife]

Is that supposed to be funny ?

[Keane]

Is that supposed to be funny ?

I understand that TMZ may seem like a watered down version of The Onion, but, hate to break it to you, this is meant to be real news and people take it seriously.

[El Dango]

Looks like we finally discovered the most boring news site ever.

[Master]

So this was the site NC was taking the mickey out of in his A.I. review.

[Adsolution]

Haha Nostalgia Cage Nicolas Critic

[Master]

Things you don't notice 'til they're pointed out...

[saerleiya]

Looks like we finally discovered the most boring news site ever.

I used it because it was absolutely what I thought after havind read this shitty stuff.

[Master]

Ahh, remember the time NC had a month dedicated to this guy?

[Bradandez]

No, but Cage is on the Rage!

[Master]

Rage to harvest honey from bees?

[Bradandez]

You better believe it!

[saerleiya]

Yes you're quite mysterious mister cage

[Serza5]

Mr Cage can you quiet down we're RDing here

[Master]

Ahh, pity Nick didn't drop in this year.